Hey, so I'm the InspectorOfFluff! I absolutely love fluff, sooo cccuuttteee! I use to have a fanfiction account, but some hoser hacked it, and now I don't even remember what it was, so here is my new one. Hmm lets see, what to do now...

"Kyo!" (enter Kyo, my personal ChibiSlave...I mean helper...) "What d'ya want?" (Must have woken him up from his nap...gets very cranky when he is woken from his nap prematurely...or when you don't feed him pocky...or turn of his favortie T.V. show because it's past his bedtime or...scratch that, Kyo is just very cranky period.)

"Well, I'm trying to introduce everyone to who I am. I told them my name...but then what do I do? I was thinking maybe getting up on the table and doing a strip tease to My Milkshake!" (Wraggle eyebrows suggestively.)

Kyo simply stares at me, eyes blank, and right hand squeezing harder on his Baron plushy. He's obsessed with the Baron. Hmm...I wonder what THAT look means...Maybe I shouldn't have called him in her- "OW!" (Please note that Kyo has just thrown the T.V. at me. Which really hurt! OW!) "Kyo! What was that for?" I whine...I mean...manfully complain. No whining here...

"You can't just show everybody your stuff the first time they meet you. That's something you do on like...the third time...I think..."

Hmm...that actually makes quite a bit of sense. "Well, what do you suggest?"

Wide brown eyes stare up at me for a moment, and seriously, I am about to get out the glomping gloves when he calls out. "Buttons!"

Enter Buttons, (my second ChibiSlave...er...I mean helper...who happens to be much nicer than Kyo.) Buttons walks in rather sluggishly. Looks like he was woken up from his nap too. He is carrying his Yubaba plushie, though I still have no idea why he loves Yubaba so much. That witch be scary.) "Hmm..'spec'tr?" (Aww, he's so tired he can't even form coherent words.)

"Well Buttons-chan, Stupid over here was trying to figure out what to do after he introduced himself. I of course had to deter the IdiotOfAllTime*tm* from stripping on the table." I nod along, until I hear what Kyo says. "Hey! That is like, so not true. I'm not the IdiotOfAllTime*tm*! I'm the IdiotOfTheSixteenthCentury*tm*!

Buttons giggles, while Kyo continues his death glare, and I begin to ponder just why exactly I keep him. Maybe because of his chibi cuteness... "I dun know...maybe we should ask-"

Just then, Rina walks in, (my third ChibiSlave...I mean assistant...hehe.) She of course did not just wake up from her nap. In her arms she cradles her oversized Gigi plushie. She is our little diva, the angel. "What's up with, like, all the noise?"

Kyo of course explains as dear little Buttons falls asleep. He normally can't stay awake long unless he's in the kitchen. (Makes mouthwatering carrot cupcakes.) Ah well. "Well, than, that's like, totally obvious!"

"And what is it that we must do oh GreatAndWiseRina?" (Her stage name from when she pretended to be a psychic.)

"You shouldn't do a strip tease to My Milkshake. You should do a strip tease to Hips Don't Lie! I have the CD right here." I nod. Of course, my choice of music was all wrong. As little Rina, goes to get her cd, Kyo face palms, his black hair mussed from where he's been pulling it. I hope he doesn't go bald, bald chibis aren't very cute...

As if he can't hold it in, he shouts "NICKY!" A yelp is heard from upstairs, as Nicolas, (my fourth and youngest ChibiSlave...er...oh you know what fine! The contracts they signed effectively leave them as my slaves. Buts it's not like I mistreat them. Gosh!) Aww, he's wearing his cat ears, must have been pretending to be a cat again. Lucky, his Kodama plushie, which is roughly the same size as him, broke his fall.

Wide green eyes stare up at Kyo. "WHHHAATTT?" I forgot that when he wears his cat ears he tends to be whiny. Inconspicuously, I tug them off and swtich them out for his bunny ears. An immediate change is evident as he looks up at us. "Yes?"

Once again, Kyo begins to explain, while Rina comes in with her cd. As we decide whether or not I should start off with a booty shake or a belly dance. Rina thinks I should do the belly dance first than wow everyone with my gelatious booty for the end. Just as shes' helping me on the table, Nicky turns to us. "You can't do a striptease."

Kyo cheers while Rina and I look at him dejectedly. Rina because of all her hard work gone to waste, and me because I was soooo excited. But I digress. I pick up little Buttons, and cry into his hair while Rina gently pats my back and tells me it's okay.

Brief Scuffle* "Hello everyone I am Nicolas, but you can call me Nicky. The crying one is the Inspector, and we're his four ChibiAssistants. Our job, to find the most fluffiest, cutest, and all around sweet oneshots or mutlishot stories on fanfiction. The Inspector likes to read romantic novels, and helps Buttons alot in the kitchen. Of course, our Boss hates it when Kyo uses more than one cup a day, but then again, that's why Kyo does it. The Inspector was once a well known Beta, until his site was hacked by the EvilHacker. He still accepts Beta requests, even if his profile is no longer his own. If you're interested, simply send him a P.M. and he'll let you know. Also, if you just want a bit of advice he does that too! Until later, The FluffBureau, out!"

Guide to the Inspector's Chibi Assistants

Kyo: the oldest chibi, the Inspector found Kyo in Japan. Mean tempered, with a sadisitic personality, Kyo has a Baron plushie from the Cat Returns, his favorite movie. He tends to get along well with his other chibis, but not so with his boss. He has black hair that he keeps in a bun, and wide brown eyes.

Buttons: A sleepy, but all around cute chibi, he is the cook/baker of the Bureau. He can fall asleep just about anywhere, he even fell aslepp once when the team was in Antartica on the back of a polar bear. The Inspector found him in Iceland. He carries a Yubaba plushie from Spirited Away. He has fluffy blonde hair, and light blue eyes.

Rina: Totally a diva, she claims to be the total authority on fashion. She hates the show, What Not To Wear, because she should, like, totally be in charge of it. But they told her she's too young. She always has a Shakira cd on her, which makes sense since the Inspector found her in Colombia. She carries a Gigi plushie from Kiki's delivery Service. She has pretty light brown eyes and dark blonde hair.

Nicolas/Nicky: the youngest of the Inspector's chibis, he tends to have different personalities from the different animal ears he wears. In his spare time, he pretends to be said animals, like a bunny, cat, dog, fox, bear, horse, wolf, panda, racoon...well...you get the picture. The Inspector found this Chibi in Ireland. He carries a Kodama plushie from Princess Mononoke. He has very curly flaming red hair, and bright green eyes.