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 Author has written 52 stories for Glee. I write porn, mostly. You can also find me on AO3 and livejournal and tumblr and twitter. Aaaand I just realized that has deleted all my dividers? So whenever there's a shift in scenes it doesn't appear, which I think makes reading highly confusing. If that's the case for you, please refer to the livejournal or tumblr posts instead, since they're correctly formatted. Most things can also be read on AO3. |
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Gettin' Wet reviews
Kurt and Sebastian having a bit of fun in the shower (watersports)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Double Trouble reviews
Pornstar!Klaine, both have bps and they 69 and Blaine uses a strap-on on Kurt and lots of dirty filthy theatrical porn-talk from both parties.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
untitled phone sex fic reviews
Phone sex and then (consensual) somnophilia
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
If My Heart Was A House reviews
A The Notebook!AU. Kurt and Sebastian meet during the summer between high school and college and fall head over heels in love with each other. They don't talk about what's going to happen in September.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,886 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] Blaine A. - Complete
Oh, I'll Dress You Up reviews
Fic with crossdressing!Elliott and I also accidentally slipped in a slight pain!kink. No regrets, just love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Elliott G./Starchild, Kurt H.] - Complete
Be My Baby reviews
Kurt and Sebastian being on vacation and Kurt wanting to see the sights but Sebastian wanting to stay in bed . bp!Kurt and daddy!kink.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Slick Wet Soaked reviews
Kurt and Blaine discover a new kink.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
Last First Kiss reviews
Kurt and Elliott's first date
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Elliott G./Starchild, Kurt H.] - Complete
Take me to higher ground reviews
Married!Kurtbastian on a ski trip, with their kid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
You can lay your weight on me and I'll be your backbone reviews
Sebastian is sick and thinks Kurt is ignoring him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
We Could Be More Than Just Amazing reviews
Kurt needs to tell Blaine something, so they have a talk. Then they have the talk. Then they do the thing. (ftm!Kurt)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I wanna be drunk when I wake up reviews
Bartender!Adam meeting drunk!Sebastian in a bar
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sebastian S., Adam - Complete
5 times Sebastian was wet and naked, 1 time he should have been reviews
Five times Sebastian was wet and naked, and one time he should have been.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
I like you way too much reviews
Kurt is a judge on the talent show where Sebastian is the host. Age difference.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
untitled (feat a sex tape) reviews
Prompt: Kurtbastian - Future fic - Sebastian finds out that Kurt and Blaine made a sex tape when they were together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Let Me Tell You How It'd Be reviews
It's Sebastian's birthday. His only wish comes true. Part of the Handle Me 'verse.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
I'll feed on your breath reviews
Sebastian loses control. Warning for eating disorder. Set a few years into the 'Handle Me' verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Seven Minutes In Heaven reviews
Cis!girl Kurtbastian, seven minutes in heaven.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
i need you so much closer reviews
fighting!fic. part of the 'til kingdom come universe, fits between 'come and rest your bones with me' and 'come away with me'
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Through Time And Space reviews
Adam comes home early
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Adam, Kurt H. - Complete
Back Off reviews
Bouncer!Adam and Kurt and handjobs.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Adam, Kurt H. - Complete
Touch Me (I wanna feel your body) reviews
Desperate!BP!Kurt and Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss me like you wanna be loved reviews
Fluffy pointless fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Adam, Kurt H. - Complete
Safe Mode reviews
An AU in which Kurt and Sebastian never met in high school. Instead, they meet at &brave—an up-and-coming online fashion company where Kurt is the new assistant slash blogger (one day he will figure out a better title), and Sebastian is the less than pleasant tech support guy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Look at the stars reviews
Sebastian is having a hard time and Kurt tries to be there for him. Warning for character death (not Kurt or Sebastian).
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
And build a lego house reviews
Kurt and Sebastian are dating, and Sebastian is pretty sure Kurt wants more.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2013 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Plug N' Play reviews
Kurt and Sebastian have sex. That's it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
I'll keep you warm in December reviews
Winter morning sweetness
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
I'll follow behind you on rainbow road reviews
Features video games and innuendos
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
I Got Your Love This Christmas Time reviews
Prompt: Sebastian proposing to Kurt on Christmas. Bonus: Sebastian asking for Burts permission. Maybe at Thanksgiving?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
If You Start Me Up I'll Never Stop reviews
Teacher!Sebastian teaches innocent!student!Kurt how to masturbate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
this is my winter song to you reviews
'Either you're a natural and we have a good time together, or I get to watch you fall on your ass for a couple of hours and then kiss it all better. Pretty much a win-win situation for me, either way,' Sebastian says, winking. Kurt glares at him and kicks him under the table. BP!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Every triangle has three sides reviews
SEBKLAINE story. KurtBlaineSebastian threesome with bp!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S.] - Complete
THE Phone Call reviews
...or "The one in which Sebastian is so stupidly in love that he does things he never thought he would do"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
State of grace reviews
This is the state of grace, this is the worth while fight, love is a ruthless game, unless you play it good and right
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
You're the storm that I believe in reviews
Cuddling and kissing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The fear you won't fall reviews
Kurt and Sebastian are friends with benefits. They're both completely convinced that they don't have feelings for the other. But when Kurt meets Blaine again and has sex with him, he realizes that yeah, maybe he has feelings for Sebastian. The next day, Sebastian ends things with Kurt, but Kurt is determined to get him back.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Spermakriget reviews
Kurt and Sebastian have sex. Filthy, sticky, sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Ticket to Ride reviews
Desperate fingering and comeplay… on a train
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Handle Me reviews
Blaine breaks up with Kurt because Kurt has a pussy. Kurt is ashamed over his anatomy, and finally settles for never finding someone who'll love him completely. Cue Sebastian. Written for a prompt on the GKM. Not Blaine-friendly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,360 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Please don't talk to me I fall in love so easily reviews
Five times Sebastian tried to use a cheesy pick-up line on Kurt and one time he almost didn't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Come away with me reviews
Honeymoon schmoop. Fifth in the 'til Kingdom Come universe
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Come and rest your bones with me reviews
Morning cuddles. Follow-up to "'Good morning' is an oxymoron'. Fourth in the 'til Kingdom Come universe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Good morning is an oxymoron reviews
Sebastian is not a morning person. Third in the 'til Kindom Come universe
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Your sex is on fire reviews
First time barebacking… with bottom!Sebastian. Barebacking, oral, anal, rimming, comeplay, masturbation, desperation. Second in the 'til Kingdom Come universe
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
A snowflake fell and it felt like a kiss reviews
Sebastian wants Kurt to meet his family. First in the 'til Kingdom Come universe
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
I don't need to be saved reviews
Kurt has a bad day and Sebastan fails to notice. D/s dynamics, feelings, barebacking, rimming, comeplay
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Surprise! reviews
"It's been a long day, I need one of those hugs that turn into sex". Oral, anal, rimming.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Don't be a drag, just be a queen reviews
Kurt finds it almost impossible to find stylish underwear in the men's section, he has far more luck with women's lingerie. He's in a pretty new relationship with Sebastian and makes sure to wear normal and boring underwear when there is the possibility of a makeout session ahead, but one day he forgets and they are in Sebastian's bedroom and Kurt is wearing red lace…
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Glad You Came reviews
Kurt makes Sebastian come in his pants in public, and then he fucks him in a hallway. Dirty talk, exhibitionism, comeplay
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Close enough to touch reviews
Kurt has never touched himself, Blaine convinces him to let him try. Written for a prompt on the GKM. B!P, cunnilingus, fingering, multiple-orgasms, PIV.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Come Undone reviews
Blaine comes home from the gym where he was boxing to find Kurt in his room waiting for him, wearing nothing but one of Blaine's dress shirts. Written for a prompt on the GKM. B!P, oral, fingering, riding
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
