Dark Dreamscapehide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Fairy Tail, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Star Wars, Call of Duty, StarCraft, Soul Eater, Skip Beat!, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. Hello, world. Welcome, make yourself at home and enjoy your stay! This is a joint account of two half-dead faux!writers. Update status: a zombie NOTE: Everything published before/during 2013 is kept out of a shard of sentimentality and somehow not removed from sheer embarrassment. This is a fair warning that all such material is crazy and stupid, but that's okay, because everything published during/after 2015 will still be crazy and stupid (though hopefully not as much). The note is a lie, everything is crazier and much more stupid. With a new addition of crack/memes. Possibly. Or maybe that's just me. | |||||||
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For Want of a Lion reviews
That feel when you think the definition of a wormhole with its integrity compromised should be amended to "having no control as to where AND WHEN you're headed." AU
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 7/9/2016
From Lady to Tiger reviews
If only she had known, then he wouldn't have been able to open the door on the right. Now she had to either marry her technically-adoptive-brother or deal with a circus, mainly its resident Romeo-Hamlet.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Kyoko M., Ren
Poor Child? Poor Parents! reviews
Drabble series. "Come on, come on!" Elfman urged, "Say 'man', say 'man!" Poor child? Oh Mira, how wrong you are. It's the parents that are to be pitied. After all, Elfman got a heart-attack! Note: I'll be continuing this as per request. Current: Mira
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Elfman S., Evergreen
Autumn Breeze reviews
Sometimes people just need someone else to talk to.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Man From Magnolia reviews
AU One-shot: Lucy Heartfilia's first night as a bellhop in Magnolia's finest hotel, The Fairy Tail, hasn't been going well. This's the story of the last job left to do before her shift ends. Inspired by Quentin Tarantino's segment, "The Man from Hollywood" from the movie "Four Rooms." Written by Comrade Carlin
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Lucy H. - Complete
Fairy Tail: The Eight Pages reviews
Strange pages, weird plans, and outlandish humor. Lucy has been left in Magnolia's woods as part of a overly complex love plan. But Lucy is not alone... Someone, or something, is also there. This story will not be written in chronological order and it will be non-linear. Written by Comrade Carlin
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Lucy H.
That's What You Get! reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Fairy Tail has had enough of Mira's matchmaking. It started with Juvia talking to Lucy, and it ends with Mira paired with who, exactly? And how did the guild manage to unintentionally matchmake themselves at the same time! [COMPLETE]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,140 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Mirajane S., Freed J. - Complete
Tone Deaf reviews
This Christmas season, Fairy Tail is doing what they do best: Go overboard and CELEBRATE. And this year, they're crazy. Not only that, but Gajeel and Mira aren't the only ones singing. Song parodies by Comrade Carlin. MERRY CHRISTMAS !
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
A Lost Appetite reviews
"Happy..." Carla said, and gulped, bracing herself for the worst, "...You DO know what you're eating... Right...?" Based off a true experience, just not exactly the same.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Happy, Carla - Complete
How To: Not Fall in Love With Your Partner reviews
That abhorred book... Passed on from Stein to his students. What kind of chaos ensues from advice? From a BOOK, even. [on hiatus]
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Franken Stein, Marie M.
Moments reviews
Even though we all know Black Star has his moments and is an idiot, but he's not JUST an idiot. He's Tsubaki's idiot. And that will never change. EVER. A oneshot (Or twoshot, depending...)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Post Traumatic Romance Disorder reviews
Post Traumatic Romance Disorder, PTRD, for short. It's a very rare case, which our two favorite mages happened to catch. Their older siblings who used to be the other half of a whole are now out of their reach. Now, they will stick together to heal their fresh wounds; but is there a bigger price to pay than company?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Romeo C., Wendy M. - Complete
Daughter-Complex reviews
Daughter-complex, a noun. Definition? PFFFT. You don't need a definition! All you need is "Gildarts Clive." There, you have the essence of a daughter complex. But... Let's go a little DEEPER than that. My attempt at CanaXBacchus for "That's What You Get!"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Cana A., Bacchus - Complete
Toss Four-Gate reviews
A parody of Motorhead's Ace of Spades. This is the Protoss strategy of a four-gate. Written by Comrade Carlin.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
I Fought with the LAW!
I Fought the Law parody. Feel free to listen to The Clash's version while reading this. By Comrade Carlin
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Join me, Maybe? reviews
I bet 99% of you have heard/listened to Call me, Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. Well, this is a Star Wars parody by Comrade Carlin!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
The Gray Side reviews
Come to us, be it on your own will or not. We have all that you could ever desire... Cookies! No wait, it's actually cookies and milk. Wait... I think it's Yoda. Or is it a cool dark cape? Which one, the force or the awesome-est theme music of the universe? DUDE, PEOPLE, MAKE UP YOUR DANG MINDS!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Attendance, Please! reviews
How do you take attendance in Hetalia's UN meetings? Let's find out, shall we?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
