An ill-fated plane crash in the middle of the Pacific, a lot of truth, secrets, lies, and sharks, as Miranda and Andy learn the art of survival. If this sounds familiar, it's because this is a companion piece to WastedOn's brilliant fic. She gave me her blessing to tell her story from Miranda's POV. While not essential, I recommend you read WastedOn's Art of Survival fic first.

During a hypnosis session for Andy to deal with the stress of her job, a mishap leaves her doing *everything* Emily Charlton suggests. Including that famous line: "Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story?"

There's an awareness between them, a tingling, a longing, but Cat and Kara can't go there. Which makes it supremely awkward that there's a conference in Fiji coming up. One suite. Two women, painfully attracted to each other, who can look but absolutely cannot touch.

Vera goes over to Joan's home to explain she had nothing to do with the pictures of the prisoner Jianna papered all over her office. Of course nothing is ever straightforward with these two.

The new Dark One wants to get cracking on her evil doings, so she places an ad in the Storybrooke Mirror for help. Some unexpected people apply to be Emma's right-hand man/woman. Crack!fic. Humor. OOC. Probably a two-shot. Swan Queen. Written to honor the SQ peeps who helped motivate me as I wrote my new book.

Emily has a loathing of Halloween for reasons she mystifyingly refuses to share. Andy is determined to get to the bottom of her secret, even if it means taking a risk. Just a bit of stuff and nonsense. Hints of Mirandy and Serena/Emily. Dedicated to Punky 96 (whose idea it was to use one of my post comments as a prompt) and her Halloween-themed DWP fic-fest at Livejournal.

Miranda is in a world of denial about what she is and isn't doing with her beautiful second assistant. Slightly OOC for humor value.

When Miranda's ever faithful assistant is suddenly no longer at her side - for reasons which become clear - the editor deals with it in typical Miranda fashion, by simply demanding her return. Two parter. Pre-Mirandy.

Caroline does something horrible and the fallout changes everyone. Written for the LJ DWP Poke The Dragon July Ficathon. Prompt was: Jealousy. My own additional personal prompt was: What would happen if Miranda's darling "do no wrong" twins did something even she found hard to forgive? Mirandy pairing. Three parts.

The new Wentworth Governor cynically invites her deputy for drinks, deciding what better way to extract information than a liquored up Vera. But not all goes to plan. A FreakyTits slash fic - Joan and Vera. Probably two parts. Enjoy.

This is both a sequel and companion piece to WastedOn's brilliant fic, The Art of Survival. What happened after Miranda and Andy turned up alive 34 days after their plane crash? And how did the world react to the "death" of the formidable La Priestly? There will be three chapters. Read The Art of Survival first or you'll really miss out. Go on - it's a great fic.

Regina could still smell her cologne and feel the cheap pleather pressing into her back. The brunette sucked in a breath. She was still lying on the floor at the staircase's base and she stared back up at it. Everything was different now. Changed. She felt broken by what had just happened, appalled and enraged, dirty. WARNING: NC17 for non-consensual sex. Dark. (But gets lighter.)

Regina whisks Emma off to Europe on a trip that gets more and more baffling with every stop. This was written as a thanks for the 2000th review of The Staircase. Post-curse, established relationship. Crackfic and Humor.

Some pre curse, pre-SQ fluff and nonsense about Emma and Regina at a carnival - and a lil bet about whether Emma can show Regina a fun time.