I'm just me. What more could you want? Sigh I'm fucking sick of Kane bashing Matt/Lita fics from whiny Matt/Lita fans who can't face the facts that Lita's married to Kane. Live with it already, it's been done. MATT AND LITA WILL NEVER BE MARRIED! Mwahahahaha cough coughhahaha!

I don't read fiction that much these days. Most wrestling fanfiction is made up of crappy mary sues written by girls who torture readers by posting their pathetic fantasies.

And note: Mitternacht is not a mary sue.

Mary Sue Fics are fan fictions that involve a made up female character as the lead heroine usually becoming a love interest of a wrestler and becoming a successful wrestler herself and then having many babies with the wrestler.

Tragedy in my fic is a made up character but she is not a mary sue. She's not a wrestler, she's not a diva, she's not the love interest of any wrestler nor will she be. She is depicted as a woman whom has expierenced a callous life. She was brought into the Phenoms by Taker but now in the present, she has become involved with Kane. The fic tells her hellish experience with him. I know it's been months since I updated but I'm thinking of continuing it.

Fave anime shows:
Tenchi Muyo
Sailor Moon
DBZ
Inuyasha
Yu-gi-oh!
Lupin the III
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun
Ranma 1/2
FLCL
Hack//sign
Saikano
Perfect Blue
Hellsing

Fave non-anime shows:
Raw is War
The Simpsons
Family Guy
That 70s Show
South Park
Law and Order

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Fave books:
The Vampire Chronicles
The Girls He Adored
Rose Madder
Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix
Coin Locker Babies

My writing:
Most of my writing consists of either Romance,Drama or angst. I have another penname that's only for anime fiction.

These are my muses:
RyokoTenchi Muyo!
Prince VegetaDBZ
Chibi ChibiSailor Moon
JigenLupin the III
InuyashaInuyasha
KagomeInuyasha
SesshomaruInuyasha
WashuTenchi Muyo!
Vash the StampedeTrigun
Homer SimpsonThe Simpsons
Bart SimpsonThe Simpsons
RogueX-Men the movie and Evolution
NightCrawlerX-Men the movie and Evolution
WolverineSame as Rogue and Nightcrawler
Peter Griffin Family Guy
LinkZelda
AlucardCastleVania:Symphony of the Night
Solid SnakeMetal Gear Solid
MerylMetal Gear Solid
Lara CroftTomb Raider
BubblesPowerpuff Girls
Edward ScissorHandsEdward ScissorHands
SpikeCowboy Bebop
RanmaRanma 1/2
RyogaRanma 1/2
JarethLabyrinth
Lestat De LioncourtVampire Chronicles
Lin Xiayou Tekken
Harry Mason Silent Hill
Kiku Coin Locker Babies
Anemone Coin Locker Babies

fave wrestlers:
Kane obviously
Batista
HHH-I know he's a bastard but that's what I love about him.
Christian-Same as HHH.
Eugene Dinsmore
Victoria
Molly Holly
Hurricane
Chris Jericho
Edge
Chris Benoit
Undertaker YAY! The Deadman's back
RVD
Bradshaw the APA one, not this JBL loser
Randy Orton-I love him more as a heel.

Wrestlers I used to love but now irritate me:

Lita
The Rock
Trish Stratus
Ric Flair
JBL
HHH-XD, I have a love/hate thing with him.
Jeff Hardy-Okay, I do like him but it's annoying how many fangirls he has

Favorite pairings:
WWE:
Kane/Molly Holly
Kane/Lita
Kane/Stephanie McMahon
Kane/Trish
Kane/Victoria
Undertaker/Stephanie McMahon
RVD/Lita
RVD/Stephanie McMahon
Hurricane/Molly Holly

Slash pairings:
Kane/RVD
Kane/Jeff Hardy
Kane/Chris Jericho
Kane/Batista
Kane/Edge
Kane/Hurricane
Hurricane/Jeff Hardy
Edge/Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho/Randy Orton

Anime pairings:
Vegeta/Ryokoin anime crossovers
Vegeta/Bulma
Tenchi/Ryoko
Inuyasha/RyokoAnime crossovers
Darien/SerenaI prefer the american names over the Japanese ones
Amara/Michellethey're lesbians but they're kind of cool
Inuyasha/Kagome
Sesshomaru/Kagome
Sesshomaru/Kagura
Sesshomaru/Kikyou
Ranma/Nabiki
Ranma/Shampoo
Yami/Te`a
Krillin/JuuAndroid 18
Mirai Trunks/Juu

Favorite video game pairings:
Solid Snake/Meryl
Alucard/Maria
Link/Malon
Link/Saria
Link/Ruto

Tekken:
Jin/Xiayou
Hwoarang/Julia

X-men:
Logan/Storm
Logan/Jean Grey-I hate her but they'd still make a good couple
Rogue/Iceman
ShadowCat/NightCrawler

Harry Potter:
Harry/Cho
Harry/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
Hermione/Viktor Krum
Malfoy/Hermione
Malfoy/Ginny
Ron/Luna
Bill/Fleur

Vampire Chronicles:

Lestat/Louis
Louis/Armand

Personally, I love reading slash/yaoi fics. Yuri, I don't mind but it depends on the pairing. The only kind of pairing I don't like is anything incest.

Five favorite things of Kane:

Tilting his head to the side-I know his doesn't do that anymore but I thought it was so adorable when he used to tilt his head. He was so cute when he looked confused.

The famous sit-up-My favorite Kane move. Yeah, I know it's not an actual wrestling move. But it's funny to see the look on his opponents' face when he merely sits up like nothing.

The Pyros-I can't imagine Kane without them.

Tombstone Piledriver-Another thing I don't get to see anymore since it has become a banned move.

Kane-I just love the man himself. I can't ever imagine not liking him. I just love the way Glenn Jacobs distributes his character. Whether he's childlike yet silent saint, a tortured soul craving a normal life or a emotionless monster, Kane will always be my favorite wrestler.

Pet peeves when it comes to fanfiction:

Mary Sues- Mary Sue Fics are fan fictions that involve a made up female character as the lead heroine usually becoming a love interest of a wrestler and becoming a successful wrestler then having many babies with him. Pukes The worst of all fiction.

Writers who type put 'summary sucks' in their summaries- If you can't type something as simple as a summary, then your fic most likely sucks too.

Misspelled words and incorrect grammar-Okay, a few mistakes is acceptable but when you totally neglect the story and don't even bother using proper grammar then it's not a fic worth reading.

Plagarism-Come on, you can't even think of your own original idea? You have to steal other people's work?

Asshole Flamers-Personally, I don't mind if you flame me but there's a difference between good constructive criticism and just plain negativity. Don't be like 'You suck, Kane's a freak' or 'This pairing's gay'. If you don't like the pairing or plotline then why the fuck are you wasting both my time and yours reading it? But flaming mary sues are an exception.

Crappy reviews- These are the two most annoying reviews ever 'Wow, what a good story' and 'Good story so far'. Don't tell how good a fic is or how much you like it. Tell me what you liked about it, what makes it interesting, how did it make you feel, what do you think will happen, etc. A review tells me about the person. Leaving me a sloppy review tells me that you're a sloppy person.

Major OOC's-It's okay if a character in a fic is slightly out of character but don't make it right out of the ballpark.

Unnecessary bashing-Usually I wouldn't leave someone a negative flame unless it was unnecessarily bashing one of my fave wrestlers.

Current fics:

Cry Little Lita

Unspeakable Emotions

Upcoming fics:

note that I can't promise that I'll post everyone of these fics because sometimes I get bored with a fic idea and I scrap it*

Freaky Friday*-A curse has caused Kane and Trish Stratus to switch bodies.

WWE meets the Simpsons*-Homer tries to rip off Vince McMahon by impersonating a WWE wrestler.

As the World Falls Down-This will be my first Labyrinth fic. It's been ten years in the Underground since Sarah defeated the Labyrinth and left the Goblin King practically powerless. Someone I won;t name who yet Takes advantage of Jareth's weakened state and overthrows him and banishes Jareth to the Mortal world. Meanwhile, while coming back from University, a 19 year old Sarah finds a powerless and dying Jareth. Can she put the past aside and help the fallen king?

Choice-It's my first Shrek fic. What would've happened if Shrek and Fiona did kiss at midnight. Warning:Spoilers

Within You-Everyone knows that Kane is stalking Lita. So why is there someone stalking Kane? Mild rated R for violence and character deaths.

Interview with the Dhampire-The title says it all. An Alucard fic told in the format of Anne Rice.

Vermillion-Sequel to Unspeakable Emotions. Must I say more?

I Did It All for You-Oneshot.For Gwenny. A certain diva doesn't like the Kane/Lita angle.

3 Blonde Muses minus 1-Lol, don't ask me about the title. One wishes to have him but the other wants him back. Characters: Chris Jericho, Edge, Christian and Trish Stratus. This will be my first non-Kane wrestling fic.

Broken Words- Lita has betrayed Kane. Now she must pay-XD, this is my reply to all those Kane-bashing, happily-ever-after, Matt/Lita fics.

End ofEverything-My first Glenn fic. For years, Glenn Jacobs has protrayed the character, Kane. But after suffering an accident, Glenn meets the man he thought he knew.

Flame me if you want but all your flames will be either laughed at or ignored.