TheSpanishBanana
 Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hola lovely people! ¿Que tal?;) Here's a lil' introduction on myself. Because I'm sure you are really interested, right?;'L Name: Hannah. But over the years, people have come up with some imaginitive and -frankly-strange nicknames for me. Hanni, Hannah Banana, Shigure (one of my personal favourites), biscuit, bourbon biscuit, tea monster, kiwi, Hannabananacucuobanawhatsthematterwithyourmama- yeah, my slightly strange cousin thought of that one. It was purely unique thinking on her part. But let's move on... Age: I won't tell you my exact age, as no one really wants to know anyway, do they? Let's just say I'm old enough to understand the Big Bang Theory :3. And yes, for me -a scientifically-impaired person- that is a big achievement. Fine, in between 15 and 15. Get it?;) Nationality: British. Though English, more specifically. Don't even get me started on that...O_O...Ignore my pen name;') I just love everything Spanish. And everything Japanese. And Icelandic. Moving on... Language: Well obviously British-English, seeing as I live in England. Because despite what my tutor says, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND THE AMERICAN VERSION. Trust me, there is:3 Not that there's anything wrong with the American version, I just prefer to call Jelly jelly, not jello. But I digress. I also speak some French, Spanish, German, Norwegian, Japanese, Swedish and Danish. Because I can. And a tidbit of Russian. Gender: Who says I have one?...O_O Yup...that got you thinking, didn't it?. Nah, I'm a girl. Well, one would hope with a name like Hannah, right...? Birthday: December 12th. The best birthday ever especially in 2012: 12/12/12, no matter what form of calendar you look at:3. That is all:3 And yes, as you can probably tell, I love to ramble on about random stuff and general nonsense. Haters be hatin'. Anyhow, I really love Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, Professor Layton, Soul Eater, Howls moving castle, My Neighbour Totoro, Spirited Away, The girl who travelled through time, Arrietty and Ouran High School Host Club, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Doctor Who, languages, Kiwi Birds, Kiwis, Puffins (yep, I love birds), LOS MOOMINS and tea! And other things too, of course...but I don't want to bore you. Hetalia has certainly livened up those dreary hours of History and Geoggers. Also French, Spanish, not so much English though... but you get the gist. I practically live and breathe manga. I also love to cosplay. I've done some roleplaying before...I suppose... but not very much. I'm crap at any form of acting. Seriously, I fell off of the stage at the London ComicCon 2013. That's how utterly shit I am. My worst things to do: Maths (shoot it before it breeds.), Physics (Too late T_T), Biology, P.E (Ugh. Just ugh.) and anything else remotely active. And before you ask,yes, that does include walking up my stairs, but what can I say? I'm lazy. My favorite things to do: Eat, draw, be annoying, draw, read, draw some more, whack stupid people over the head con mi flauta (with my flute), drink tea (NO SUGAR THOUGH), sleep, and go to theme parks. Pairings: Way too many to list ;3 but here are some:HongIce, USUK, GerIta, Spamano, CielAlois, Black*StarDTK, KyoTohru, YukiManabe (It's so beautiful TvT), TamakiKyota, JohnLock and many, MANY more! Oh God, so many more. Mis Head-Canons New Zealand is a man. Russia isn't a psychopath. Well, at least not always, he's just mis-understood. But I understand that some stories require Russia to be evil. Iceland's human name is Emil. There aren't human personifications of capitols. That's just too much to handle. I understand Micro-nations, but not Capitols. Never Capitols. Again, no human personifications for America's 50 states. They're just places on his body (e.g. Texas=glasses). Same with England's counties, Canada's provinces, ect. America knows Spanish. Well, the Latin version. England can't swim. Despite what the Anime and Manga says, England is England. NOT BRITAIN. He has brothers; Ireland, N. Ireland, Scotland and Wales. TOGETHER, they make up Great Britain (Sans Ireland. He's just Ireland). Iggy is the youngest out of the family. SPAIN IS NOT A PAEDOPHILE. He loved Romano as a father loved a son, but when Romano was older, he began to feel more than that, and hence smutty Spamano ensues:3 Iggy is a pervert. We have France to thank for that. Iggy also still has piercings from his Pirate and Steam-Punk days. All his punk clothes are in the back of his wardrobe. He loves it. New Zealand's curls are his erogenous zones; all curls for all countries are. Iggy's eyebrows are his too;) NZ has tattoos from his Maori days. Austria loves cake:3 Liechtenstein isn't a wimp. She's the sister of Switzerland for Christ's sake! She's a bloody ninja! England loves everyone in his commonwealth. Vair much. Hong Kong and Sealand don't hate England, no matter what they say. And England knows this. Romania isn't a vampire, but he likes blood, and has traits of a vampire (his teeth, fear of very bright places). Prussia plays the flute. America excels with Jazz instruments, and can also play guitar. Iggy still plays guitar (acoustic and electric), bass, violin and can sing really well. America loves to hear England sing. As do all the colonies. France does not rape nations. Or anyone, for that matter. I mean seriously, he's the country of love! And rape is not love. England talks in a cockney accent and dialect when he gets really angry. But only with people he trusts. Austria doesn't actually need glasses, he only wears them because he wants to look 'interesting'. Hungary, Japan and Liechtenstein have a Yaoi group together. Which I want to join. Hold up, I did join it. The Bad Touch Trio were once 'friends with benefits'. Porque reasons. Germany is the Holy Roman Empire (or should I say, 'was'). Prussia, Rome and Germania are the only ones who know this. Not all nations are Multi-lingual. But every nation knows English -.-''. This fact depresses me. Romano keeps in contact with the Mafia, and is practically their leader. Romano speaks Spanish fluently, but only speaks to Spain in Spanish when he's in a really good mood. Spain, likewise, speaks Italian fluently. Spain is actually really intelligent, regardless of his air-headed personality. He is also really terrifying if angered. Spain has a battle-axe named Maria. Although that's practically canon. None of the countries are Mary-sues. Have you seen what they've been through?! Though cute tsundere times are totally acceptable. America and Canada are brothers. As are Norway and Iceland and China and Hong Kong. Italy and Romano are twins, yet Romano is older. Spain has quite a few Brothers and sisters. Mexico (Sister), Portugal (brother), Brazil (sister), Argentina (brother), Chile (brother). They get along relatively well, but don't talk much and aren't close. Russia and America don't hate each other exactly, they just have differences that they find disagreeable. All nations have a dark side that usually arises when in war. They're kind of like the 2P versions, only Iggy's is less child-like. All nations have a cat:3 Unless they're allergic to them. In which case, they still have a cat. Deal with it bitches. England is forced to go to the meetings for his brothers to represent them all, as they hate it and would rather be out getting wasted. Banterful times, huh? Prussia still attends World Meetings as an official nation, which everyone respects. Scotland, Ireland, N.Ireland and Wales are very protective over England. Only they are allowed to hurt him in their opinion. Stereotypes= Insane stupidity. Underline the stereotypes that relate to you. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I hope I didn't freak you out too much. Enjoy the rest of your day/night/whatever it is. Stay cool! Adios! ;D |
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