Name: Yeah, like I'm giving personal info out online. You wish:p

Fav Books:Maximum Ride, The Hunger Games, ect.

Hobbies:Reading,bikeing,swimming,eatting. I really like eatting.

Music Artists/Songs:Adam Young/Vanilla Twilight,30 Seconds to Mars/The Kill,Ke$ha,Neon Trees,Cher Lloyd,Mumford and Sons, Sum 41, Phillips Phillips , Paramore, Christina Perry.

I love Fanfiction. It rocks ,well,I'm going to read now.

Not really. I'm typing to you.

I'm sorta obsessed with Maximum Ride so...Here are character theme songs!

Max: Fences/Paramore

Fang: Vanilla Twilight/Owl City (Fang when he's being not 'dark' maybe how he felt after he left Max in the sixth book.)

Iggy: Teenagers/My Chemical Romance

Nudge: Tic Tok/Ke$ha

Gazzy: Anything Weird Al Yanca-I can't spell it.

Angel: Little Red Riding Hood/ Amanda Seyfried (omfg this totes reminds me of TAE the mention wolfs aka erasers and just holy crap.

Fax: Little Talks/Of Monsters and Men (omfsbvbyugauygfuygfyufgfg7rafOMG this so reminds me of Max and Fang the people who sing it even sound like Max and Fang should it even freaking brings up a voice in her head like what the hell!!!!!!

Ok, my people it's time for the Dylan haters to unite! As you can tell from my profile pic, I hate Dylan. So should you, I mean how does like Dylan? No one? Exactly. Know I like The Hunger Games and the Percy Jackson series, but I love Maximum Ride. And to tell you the truth I didn't even want to read Maximum Ride. My aunt actually got me to read it.

It was Christmas of last year, well, 2011. But, anyways she went out to her car and came back with a book. Holy- a book! It wasn't her Christmas present to me, thank god. She kept trying to get me to take it... but I didn't. Finally, I took it. And it sat in my room until August of 2012. But after a while I read it. P.s. it was the first manga book. So I read it and loved it. So the next day I was like '' Mom I need book two!'' But I just downloaded it on my kindle. And read the entire rest of the series. And I'm obsessed! So thank my aunt all of you! Or so help me god- grrrr!

Some of my favorite MR quotes...

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX (This quote makes me laugh. Why? Because I keep picturing Fang throwing a Pokeball and having Max pop out of it.

Imma copy and paste

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least o

Pieces of knowledge.

Forget the cookies. The dark side has yaoi.

When life gives you lemons, read them.

My ninja failed. You're living proof.

A Portkey can be any sort of harmless object. Like a football. Or a dolphin.

The Decemberists are smarter than your favorite band.

Elephants are not purple. This is wrong.

You are mad. Entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret...all the best people are.

The Mayans ran out of paint.

The pig is always named Jasper.

It was Bellatrix, with a knife, in the foyer.

When love is in the air, wear a gas mask.

It's a pipe bomb.

SPOILER: Harry Potter is a wizard.

Kevin's a girl.

To those who say nothing is impossible: go and nail this piece of Jello to a wall.

nce, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a genius.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I FALL IN LOVE EASILY so I MUST be a slut.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm a MORON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have Asian best friends so I MUST think I'm Asian

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE..

So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanis

t I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac

Stereotypes SUCK.

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out? No...

2) Where did you get your default picture? From someone on Max-Dan-Wiz

3) What's your middle name? McKenzie

4) Your current relationship status? Single (because I'm underage.)

5) Does your crush like you back? Actully, my crush is a fictional character so... no, and I'm pathetic (it's Fang)

6) What is your current mood? Hungry, tired, bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? ... blue

8) What color shirt are you wearing? dark blue

9) Missing something? Fang, so if you find him, email me... reggieroo03@

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I don't at the moment

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Does a bird-kid count?

12) Ever had a near death experience? Eh, probably.

13) Something you do a lot? Eat

14) The song stuck in your head? Fences by Paramore... I'm sitting in a room made up of only big white walls and in the hall-oh, sorry

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? HannahBananaMcKenzie

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Umm, no one

17) When was the last time you cried? Um...couple days ago?

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? No, I'm like the shyest person ever

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Persudeing people with my mind

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hieght

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Hot choclate

22) What's your biggest secret? I told a lie to someone thats kinda my friend now. i'm not telling you who or what though

23) Favorite color? dark red

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? sometimes

25) What are you? mysterious, quiet, clumsy, funny fool

26) Do you speak any other language? some spanish

27) What's your favorite smell? i'm not telling it's wierd, very weird (ew, you perv)

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? complicated

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? no, but hopefully someday

30) What are you thinking about right now? how to anwser this question

31) What should you be doing? nothing in paticular

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? my mom

33) Do you like working in the yard? hell, no

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Nelsonfigginbottom

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? no, not really.

36) What is your natural hair color? dirty blonde

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? my mom

If you have ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever ran, into a wall copy this to your profile

If you have ever found yourself wondering what 11 is, copy this to your profile

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!Even though, I don't!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) and you were too busy to notice number 5 wasn't there.

10) you actually looked up to check if there was a number 5.

11) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

Repost this on your profile if you got owned and you know you did.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in yourprofile :p

Things that bug me:

People getting the color of Max's wings wrong..."Thirteen feet across, pale tan with white streaks and some freckly looking brown spots..." (Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment page 7).

When people think Fang is OOC just because he talks. Fang has a personality, he's not always deathly silent. Read MR:TAE again if you want evidence...for example - flips book open to random page - okay, page 168 and 169. see there? fang DOES talk. and in the books he has blushed, hugged people, and according to max always holds angel when she cried. I think that you all are so used to his silent reputation, that although you picture him talking when he says something, you don't actually register that he's talking or something. He has feelings too.

When people write the word "loosing."

Correct: I was scared that I was going to lose Fang.

Incorrect: I was scared that I was going to loose Fang.

Although if, say, there is a knot and it's becoming loose, this is a whole different case. Find a website or something about this, people.

Errors in a Title or Summary: If you can't spell words right in your title, not many people are going to bother reading your story. Hate to break it to ya.

Hotel Room Cliche: Three rooms. Max and Fang in one room. One bed. Holy shit. Gasp.

James Potter was a Chaser: The movie has it wrong. If you're going to watch the movies and not bother to read the books carefully, you shouldn't be on HP fanfiction, seriously. Please reread the books if you don't believe me. That's all I'm going to say.

DANCE PARTY!!

"You bring the bacon, I'll bring the shampoo!"

w00t w00t!

See, I'm awesomer then all of these losers, right?

When life give you lemons, make apple juice then laugh as everyone tries to figure out what the hell you did.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If you are pretty much exactly like Max, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those stupid copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

This division is intentionally left blank.

Vera has kidnapped Max
Saint has kidnapped Fang
Bell, M.G, and Skittles have kidnapped Iggy
Lily has kidnapped Nudge
Lily has kidnapped Gazzy
Lily has kidnapped Angel
Lily has kidnapped Total
Vera has kidnapped Ella

When will the madness end?!?

Shippings I support:

Fax (Max and Fang)- For obvious reasons

I can actually live with some Miggy (Max and Iggy), because I caught a few moments in the first book where JP wasn't sure who she was going to have a love interest in. Glance closely, you'll see it. I do support Fax more though.

Niggy (Nudge and Iggy)- I dunno, I just like it. At first I thought it was weird, but now...I just like it.

Eggy (Ella and Iggy)- I sorta feel like it's weird, but I can see it. I'm not really against it.

Shippings I think are stupid and/or annoying. I don't like them.

Fudge (FangXNudge)- It's just too weird. I know he and Igs are basically the same age, but it doesn't seem as weird for Iggy as it does for Fang. I guess it's because Fang seems more of an older, role-model-type to Nudge in my opinion. He's like the unachievable crush/teacher of what a good guy is supposed to be.

Mylan? (MaxXDylan)- I don't know why Patterson's throwing that in there now that they finally got together. It probably would have worked better before. Besides that, I dunno, I don't see Max actually trusting another boy enough to ditch Fang for them ('cept maybe Igs). I know why Patterson's trying to do this, I just don't agree. Mostly, I think he's trying to stir up some 'Team Fang' and 'Team Dylan' shirts.

Any AU's with GazzyXAngel- It's just GROSS.

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobia.

4/9

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic.

5/10

HADES

You're not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience a bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You fell most active during the night. (not in that way...)

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You're a very aggressive person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don't take trash from anyone.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

2/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You're talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoë Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You're the popular guy/girl at school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10

HERMES

You like to pick pocket your friends.

You're a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10

DIONYSUS

You're the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a goodies.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10