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In Honor of Stupid People:

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how...??)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(Oh - but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(No! I thought it would be cold after hearting!)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of car accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those roads.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Darn! I was planning to stay awake tonight!)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what...?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:

1. Get 24 boxes of headache medicine and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Re post this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

BOLD the ones that apply to you:

Your boy side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 15

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 6

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 6

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 6

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework. (Don't make me laugh!)
You never miss school unless you're sick

Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression (I refuse to answer that one)
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses
You like the band Evanescence (EVANESCENCE ROCKS!)
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

Total : 2

X the ones that apply to you:

GRYFFINDOR:
[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs. (or drugs at all)
[x]You have a lot of friends
[ ]You get along with everyone
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ]You love soccer
[ ]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[ ]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[ ]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 5

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[ ]You laugh a lot.
[ ]You like to follow trends.
[x]Politics suck.
[x]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[ ]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
[ ]You’re very emotional
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 3

RAVENCLAW:
[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ]Sports suck.
[ ]You’re shy.
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x]Lying is sometimes okay
[ ]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ]Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 6

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ]Basketball is a good sport.
[ ]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[x]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
[x]You have considered suicide.
[x]Very loyal.
[x]You like metal.
[ ]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[x]Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 10

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Zahn

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Zahizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Deneal Blaiza

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Amszarls

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Violet Mountain Dew

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aanaoze

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Valerie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Viper

X the ones that apply to you:

Loser
[ ] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[x] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.

Total: 7

Party Girl/Boy
[x] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state or world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ]You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've sneaked out of the house to party.
[x] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[x] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total: 6

Scene Kid
[x] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[x] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[x] Your hair is multicolored.(Well..it WAS…)
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[x] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[x] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.

Total: 7

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish. (Sometimes)
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[x] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total: 2

Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[x] You still play an instrument.
[x] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[x] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total: 5

Thespian
[x] You have seen a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical.
[x] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[x] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[x] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[x] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[x] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total: 7

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[x] You have a part-time job.
[x] You have straight A's.
[x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[x] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[x] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[x] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[x] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total: 7

Slacker
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You like to sleep.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[ ] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on facebook/dA. You could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[x] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

Total: 4

Goth
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot.
[x] You think odd piercings are hot.
[x] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[x] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[x] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[x] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[x] You smoke cigarettes. (Only when stressed which is not very often now-a-days…)
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total: 14

Nerd
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[x] You have straight A's.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[ ] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[ ] You wear/should be wearing glasses

Total: 2

Garage Band Junkie
[x] You play the guitar. (like 3 chords but still!)
[x] You have been in a garage band before.
[x] You're still in a garage band.
[x] You think your band is going to make it big someday.(Yeah…someday…)
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[x] You sing vocals for a band.
[x] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[x] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[x] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[x] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total: 9

Gangstaaa
[ ] You actually are black.
[x] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your *.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin

Total: 1

Emo
[x] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[x] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.(Not ALWAYS…)
[x] You flip your hair often.
[x] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[x] You blog often.
[x] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a * to be a goth.
[x] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[x] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.

Total: 11

Skatepunk
[x] You own a skateboard.
[x] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[x] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[x] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[x] You have vandalized public property.
[x] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for littering.
[x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[x] You stick it to the man
[x] You own skater shoes.
[x] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.(don't judge me)
[x] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[x] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
[x] Skater boys are attractive.

Total: 16

Metalhead
[x] Most people are scared of your music
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[ ] You hate emo kids
[x] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[x] Slipknot isn't really metal
[x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre
[x] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
[x] You curse a lot.
[x] You can name at least five sub genres of metal
[x] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings
[x] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.

Total: 10

My Favorites:

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Fallen Series, The Chaos Walking Series, The Twilight Series, Shakespeare, The Declaration Series, Beautiful Creatures Series, The Hunger Games trilogy and ANY HORROR STORIES

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Twilight Series, Beautiful Creatures, The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, every horror I've ever watched

Favorite Shows: The Vampire Diaries, My Wife And Kids, The Wayans Bros., The Old Adventures Of New Christine, True Blood, Ben 10, Ben 10: AF/UA, Danny Phantom, The Amazing World of Gumball, Regular Show, Adventure Time

Favorite Actors: IDK

Favorite Actresses: IDK,

Favorite Music: Rock, Punk, Metal

Favorite Color: Black, Purple, Red

Favorite Food: Itailian

Favorite Sport: Skating

Favorite Place To Be: IDK

Favorite Restaurant: IDK

Favorite Dessert: RED VELVET CUPCAKES!!

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Hanging With Friends, Skateboarding

1, What color is your toothbrush?

White and Purple

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My best friend

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Watching cartoons

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Bubbly

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope, never will

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

I don’t Care- directed at my sister

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Bubblegum (yeah, i know its childish, but i cant help it!)

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coke

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yup

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Pizza

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Soccer

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cheese and chives

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My best guy-friend

16, Ever go camping?

Yes

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Used to

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No

19, Do you have a tan?

No, for some reason my skin does not want to tan…

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

PIZZA

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Uhmm…no?

22, What did your last text message say?

IDK

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Absolutely 100% Nothing

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A table. Oh so fascinating.

26, What color is your watch?

Black and gold

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

A Continent. What else?

28, What is your birthstone?

Rose Quartz!! Though it could be Sapphire... *shrugs*

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Both

30, What is your favorite number?

18 and 9

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

32, Any plans today?

Nope

33, How many states have you lived in?

One

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Being Tired

35, Last song listened to?

Jumper- Third Eye Blind

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No-I get to U and quit

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Used to . . . not any more

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My Converse

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

I don't think so...

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Not that I know

41, Do you love anyone?

My family and friends duh!

42, Do any of your friends have children?

I hope not!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Read, write or skate

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No, not really

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Uhh...Does 'Hi' or 'Hey' count?

46, What color is your car?

If I could drive it would be Black

47, Do you like cats?

Sometimes

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Not in particular...

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nope, Where's that?

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Stepped on a broken bottle at the park…

This or That:

Sunny/Rainy: Rainy

Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla

Fruit/Veggie: Fruit

Sweet/Sour: Sour

Sunrise/Sunset: Sunset

Hot/Cold: cold

Do You:

Smoke: No

Drink: Never again

Curse: Sometimes

Like thunderstorms: They Don't Bug Me

Play an instrument: Guitar

Get along with your parents: Not usually

Wish on stars: Not Very Often

Believe in love at first sight: yes

Can You:

Drive: No

Cook: Certain Things

Speak another language: Not really

Dance: kinda…

Sing: Yeah

Touch your nose with your tongue: No

Whistle: Yup

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Yes hated it

Eaten Sushi: Im a vegetarian

Made prank calls: Yes

Other questions:

Are you right or left handed?: Right handed

What is your bedtime?: During The Summer?

Name three things you can't live without: Food, Water, Air To Breathe

What is the color of your room?: I have brick wallpaper covered with posters on one wall, purple paint black curtains and a sliver chandellier( idk how to spell that) the theme is purple and black and red)

What is you middle name?: Like I Would Say

What are your thoughts on abortion? That’s pretty controversial…no comment

Do you have a crush on anyone?: Do They Have To Be A Real Person?

THINGS I HATE:

Making video captions

When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated"

When dogs jump up on me and the owner says "Oh, it's OK! He's friendly!"

People who put ketchup on hot dogs

When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without first cleaning the dirty dinner dishes

When people complain about me chewing ice loudly (If that bothers you, then good!)

When people say "Have a nice day!"

What fish smells like on a hot summer day

Making videos

When boys ask me "Can I kiss you?"

The word 'moist'

The word 'tissue'

When someone says "moist tissue" together

Happiness

The number 7; I thinks it sounds whiny

The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth

Movies where a group of kids work together to overcome evil and save the world

Bras that hook in the front

When I am at a restaurant and the shrimps have tails

Picking off shrimp tails

Video captions that ruin what the video is all about

Birthday parties or birthdays

That Santa won't go to a gym to lose weight

That I am mean to Santa Claus

People who blow their nose then look in the tissue

A random guy and his feelings

When I goes to a restaurant and order lobster and the server tries to get me to wear a bib

The Lobster Council

Bibs

Twins (and people that copy other people)

Aloe Vera

Guys who bite their lower lip while they dance

Green Soup

Sinus Infections

Girls who have irritating laughs

When you fall off a ladder then land on a small dog, and the dog pukes on you

Milk

Flowers

Lullabies (Why sing to a baby when they're trying to sleep?)

Babies

October

Most people

Pink (the color)

The Sun

Allergies

Stupid girls who go to the beach with tiny bikinis

When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar.

People who dress their dogs in Halloween costumes

People who dress their dogs every day

Christmas

People who sing Christmas carols before December

People who say "I'll pencil you in"

Compliments

People who have more than two bumper stickers on their car

The word "ween"

The word "tween"

When kids go trick-or-treating and aren't even dressed in real costumes

My neighbor who hands out packets of floss instead of candy

Dunking for apples

When I orders miso soup, then the waiter asks if I wants soup with it.

The Black Friday, because it's just a holiday where everyone goes shopping

Loud talkers

Being predictable

Being ignored

Mustard

Sweating

People who use the word “staycation"

Girls who talk in the bathroom

Thursdays

People who pronounce pecan as PEE CAN

Valentine's Day

Ricardo (a guy at my school)

Talk shows

Tourists

Bananas

Freaks

Ice Cream

Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school

When someone acknowledges Christmas before December

When moms dress up like their little girls, and little girls dress up like their dolls

Tuna fish

Giggling

The word "panties"

Ducks

Cramps

String cheese

Clocks

Wet doorknobs

The color yellow

Carpeting

Dogs

Obnoxious hair colors

Girls who wear jeans and skirts simultaneously

Cilantro

Rainbows

People who use the word "spooky"

When people automatically assume I love Halloween

When my friend baby-talks

Stuffed animals

When people talk into your ear and you can feel their warm breath.

Seeds (especially in watermelons)

Tweeting things I hate.

When I think of something that I hate but forget what it is when it's time to write it down.

Being soaking wet in my clothes

When people sit in my chair

DJs

Parades

Not being able to fit everything I hate into one status

Signs

Everyone who jumped on the vampire bandwagon four years ago

Everyone trying to get on my zombie bandwagon

That no one goes outside to see hailstorms like they do rainbows

People at the coffeeshop who hog the fixings bar

People at award shows who act all surprised when they win

Talking to a camera

When you go to a restaurant and what you're wearing matches the waitress' uniform

People who sit on the beach for hours to wait for the sunrise

Wire hangers

Walking

Being stuck in Traffic

Raisins

The Middle Ages

Middle schoolers

Berea West Middle School

When people say "everything happens for a reason".

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile

.((oo)) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

."I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! A/N: Pluto is the King. Long live the King! All hail King Pluto!

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: There are a lot of things in the world that I think about and go "Wow, whoever invented that is a GENIUS.

.If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Lots of times.

.If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yeah, well, I SAID I was sorry. Geez, do you even LISTEN when people are apologizing to you?

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

.For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

.I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

!Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile:
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

The Difference Between Love And Attraction:

One day, a guy was following a girl everywhere she goes. When the girl noticed, she faced the guy and said, "Why are you following me everywhere I go?"

The guy answered, "Because you are very pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you."

"Why don't you like my sister? She is much prettier than me. She is behind you right now."

The guy turned around only to see that there was nobody there. "Are you trying to kid me? There's nobody there!"

The girl looked smug as she said, "If you really love me, you shouldn't have looked back."

Copy And Paste This In Your Profile If You Agree.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Good Friend vs. Real, True Friend

A good friend will comfort you if a guy breaks your heart. But a real, true friend, will go up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

A good friend won't eat anything except what is offered to them at your house. But a real, true friend will add to the grocery list what they ate already.

A good friend is afraid to bring up politics with your parents for fear of offending them. But a real, true friend already knows all their good arguments.

A friend will bail you out of jail. But a real, true friend will be in your cell saying, "Damn, that was fun! Let's do it again!..."

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. But a real, true friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. But a real, true continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A good friend will let you tell them about your really bad day over the phone. But a real, true friend will be over in ten minutes with a chick flick and a gallon of ice cream.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. But a real, true friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

SO YA'LL BETTA WATCHOUT

And this made me almost DIE from laughing:

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: 16 May 2003 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!

Someone out there either has too much My Mother Taught Me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me RITE OF PASSAGE.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and they'll be just like you!"

Girls Are Like Apples...

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If math class is getting too boring and quiet, scream "THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WON'T SHUT UP!" (Trust me guys, this works! I did it and my math teacher flipped and everyone burst out laughing. I mostly screamed it because the kid behind me kept leaning forward and whispering 'pop goes the weasel' in my ear all period!)

On Rock, Paper, Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

A Things that make a friend a BEST FRIEND.

A good friend makes you say "Excuse me" after you burp. A best friend will try to out-burp you.

A good friend laughs at all your jokes, even if they aren't funny. A best friend will just look at you like you're mental and say "Are you serious?"

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying "Man, that was fun!"

Good friends will keep all your secrets. Best friends will stand on the nearest lunchtable and shout it to the entire student body.

Good friends will share their umbrella. Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected. Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Good friends will help you up when you fall. Best friends will say, "Walk much, bitch?"

TWILIGHT OATH
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Twilight isn't an obsession...
it's a way of life you know!!

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different