Hi! I am the Pyromaniac Druid, but I guess you knew that already. So here's what you might not know.

I am a 19 year-old male student, who enjoys a good read, good food, good games and most of all, good company. Most of, if not all my friends have some degree of excentricity (aka weirdness) about them, but to me, the weirder the better. I am not yet entirely sure as to where exactly I am going with my life, but for now, I'mma just wing it and see what Fate brings to my doorstep.

I have two homes, my mum and dad live apart, but they're on good-ish terms, so I ain't complainin' so far. My young sis annoys the living snot outta me, but I love her for it. Besides, she can be an angel when she wants. But only when she wants. My best friend is a pretty cool dude, but he's got all sorts of shits going on in HIS family. I try to help him with it, but what can I do, other than moral support, really?

I don't really have a sexual orientation to speak of. I guess this is what today's kids call being a pansexual? Point is, if I find someone attractive, both in looks and personnality, there is a chance for things to happen. Oh, and I really love sex, despite still being a virgin. Yes, one can love sex without experiencing it.

I like to read a lot, but mostly fantasy and/or sci-fi adventures with the slightest bit of romance throughout. Blood and gore is usually a big no-no, with some exceptions. When I feel down, I like to read stories that mirror my mood (aka Hurt/Comfort). I don't know why, it just makes me better somehow. Some of my favourite books and series are the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, etc.) the Harry Potter books, the Lord of the Rings (and the Hobbit, mustn't forget the Hobbit) and the Dragonlance Chronicles.

Video games-wise, I'm more of a Nintendo guy. That means Metroid, Mario, Pokemon, etc. Not that I don't like other games. Prototype and InFAMOUS sort of came naturally to me. I dunno, smashing stuff is about as basic as you get, entertainment wise. But when it's New York City you're blowing to bits, the awesome dial gets turned up to 11. Half-Life and Portal are cool. Kingdom Hearts is also an awesome franchise to me. But The Legend of Zelda has been, is and will always be, my favourite franchise EVAR. (for the curious, my fave game is The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker, followed closely, but not too closely, by Pokemon Omega Ruby and the Metroid Prime Trilogy.)

I don't write often, but when I do, I write a lot, and I like it when people like what I do. Oh, and when I post something, chances are the story is already done. I am always open for suggestions, and last-minute add-ons aren't foreign to me. However I must warn you: to all flamers who might be reading this, there is a reason for my username. I have a lot of experience with fire. *smiles maniacally*.

Oh, and to all of you wondering where in the Nine Circles of Hell my username came from, I got it thanks to my Dungeons and Dragons character. An Elvish Druid whose spells are mostly fire-oriented. Watch how you speak, because he doesn't take anyone's shit. And neither do I. Hope you enjoy reading my future stories and looking forward to your reviews.

Updates come up as shit goes down.

Yours truly,
The Pyromaniac Druid.

P.S. I have quite an open mind. You can come and talk to me about literally anything.

So I decided to do the 100 random things about me thing. Here goes!

1. Age? Scroll the hell up.

2. Height? Last I checked, 6 foot 1 inch.

3. Eyes? an odd blend of blue and green.

4. Have any tattoos? Nope.

5. And piercings? See above.

6. Fave food? Can't pick a favorite, sorry, I'm that friend that eats and never gets fat.

7. Fave pizza topping? Ham and Pineapple, basically Hawaiian.

8. Fave drink? Tie between milk and Iced tea

9. Siblings? The Elder Scrolls VI: Scroll Up.

10. Been in a fight? No, but I tai-chi-ed my way out of one.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Serious Relationships

12. Weight? 135pounds

13. Fave snack? Apples

14. Fave candy? Oh, god... I don't know...

15. Fave movie? The Lord of the rings/Hobbit movies.

16. Fave show? Doctor Who

17. Do you smoke? No. I like being able to breathe fresh air.

18. Blondes or brunettes? Eh. Either or.

19. Any scars? Some.

20. Fave music? Orchestral theme songs

21. Fave actor? It's Actress, and Scarlett Motherfucking Johansson

22. Where do you live? Montreal, Canada.

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Not really.

24. Last person who made you cry? One of my friends.

25. Do you enjoy school? Meh. depends on the class.

26. Desires? Free Books and Games!

27. Fave fast food joint? Wendy's.

28. What's the last thing you drank? Milk

29. What are you doing right now? Finishing the download of Star Trek Online.

30. Where would you like to go? Japan, London, South Carolina.

31. Are you in a relationship? Yes

32. Ever been arrested? Never. Don't plan on it either.

33. Ever had a stalker? Once, but she was more creepy than threatening.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? Nah. I'd like to someday though.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I think my mind will see the history of the universe collapsed into one second.

36. Is there a god? Undecided. If there is, it has yet to be described by earthly means. that includes all the holy books and scrolls.

37. Do you have a cell phone? yes, recent acquisition.

38. Are you squeamish? Not really.

39. Are you a human? No, I am an Elvish Druid of draconic ascent.

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? close to 130 mph. I was in Italy, the land of mad drivers.

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Killing myself.

42. Do people find you attractive? On occasion.

43. What annoys you? Overzealous religious nuts.

44. What are you afraid of? Rats and dying alone.

45. Gold or silver? Trick question. Mythril.

46. Are people afraid of you? I doubt it, but they probably think I'm a freak.

47. Do you sing in public? DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAAAAAN? *gunshot*

48. Ever been screwed over? Nope.

49. Does money make people happy? Some people.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? I have hope for them. The future's lookin mighty bleak, though.

51. What's your hair look like? Chestnut brown, short and straight.

52. First job? Babysitter.

53. Do you like meeting new people? On occasion.

54. Do you get along with your parents? Most of the time

55. Ever played strip poker? Once sober, once tipsy.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? No.

57. Ever been in a car accident? Nope.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? one

59. Do you care what people think of you? Fuck what they think. I'm me. Can't take it, buzz off.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? University, Literature.

61. Are you afraid of the dark? More afraid of what lurks within.

62. What kind of car do you have? I don't have a licence.

63. Time you were born? 4:44 a.m.

64. Ever break any bones? My tibia. I was seven. Not fun.

65. Fave childhood toy? A plastic replica of Sting, Bilbo's/Frodo's sword, that used to be part of a costume.

66. Fave author? Tie between Christopher Paolini and JK Rowling.

67. Are you a paranoid person? Only when I am tired.

68. Have any enemies? None that I'm aware of.

69. Are you afraid of heights? Not exactly. I'm afraid of the ground rapidly approaching my position.

70. Last movie you watched? The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? I can't watch horror flicks, so I can't answer that.

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate all the way.

73. Favorite color? Blue, red, and black.

74. What time do you usually wake up? It averages 9AM.

75. What are you doing? Typing and chuckling at my own joke.

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? A tiny replica of the Oathkeeper Keyblade.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? 10 hours.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Five days.

79. Can you do a handstand? I'd end up breaking something if I tried.

80. Are you an angry person? Not by nature, mostly as consequence.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Yes

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Never left a cam in my room to find out.

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don't drink much

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? My forehead might break along with the wood

85. Are you delusional? Maybe a bit.

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Sports, math.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Sat in school and learned

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Maaaaybe. Never tried.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? A ninja.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? The Eragon movie. Don't watch it, read the books instead.

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? I'm right handed.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? What's the question?

93. How are you feeling right now? Tired and lazy

94. What annoys you about people? Ignorance.

95. Do you dislike children? Not unless they annoy me.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I can probably climb a fence.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? I don't need them, I know Tai Chi.

98. Can you smile for me? What would be the point in that?

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Read or chat with frands.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? Eight years ago. It was a learning experience.