Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)

DONE! While getting a little bit tipsy with Freya, Merlin performs a spell to discover the identity of his one true love. He is a bit disappointed. Sure, Arthur is gorgeous, but he is also difficult, grumpy, apparently taken, by a woman at that, and not easily impressed by magic tricks. Here, have some silly modern AU Merthur.(Title is a quote from Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell.)

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.