Hey everybody I am AlltimeFictionReader and I write Danny Phantom fics (there might be more DP fics in the near future). Also, if you love the Inheritance Cycle, you should check out Dragon's Fire by my friend Brissi.

I am releasing a new chapter of a Painful Truth later today! (1/19/18)

I LOVE reading fiction. Also, I love writing(obviously), watching anime, and reading manga. I like:

Cartoons - Legend of Korra, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, and Avatar: The Last Airbender

Anime - Angel Beats, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Tokyo Magnitude 8.0, Ouran High School Host Club, Xam'd, Jyu-Oh-Sei: Planet of the Beast King

TV Shows - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The 100, Agents of Shield, Arrow

Book (Series) - All for the Game series, Six of Crows, A Song of Ice and Fire, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Les Miserables, Inheritance Cycle series, Wrinkle in Time series, Count of Monte Cristo, the Virals series, Percy Jackson Series, Leviathan Series, Warriors, Eon Series, Etc...( I could go on for a while )

Favorite Voice Actors - Vic Mignogna, Aaron Dismuke, Greg Ayres, David Matranga, Jerry Jewell

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'Never Argue With a Woman Who Reads'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you!' protests the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment,' she replies.

He says nothing for a moment and then says in a resigned manner 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left, leaving the woman to read in peace.

MORAL: NEVER argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think as well.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from Danny Phantom and Avatar the Last Airbender:

Danny Phantom

[Jack Fenton tries his new Ghost Translator on Danny]

Danny Fenton: Um... Uh... Boo?

Ghost Translator: I am a ghost. Fear me.

Danny Fenton: [panics] Uh... I better get to school!

Ghost Translator: I better get to school. Fear me

Danny: Mom, c'mon. We're just a bunch of kids. In the zoo. At night. Alone. [Everyone stares at him.] We'll be in my room.

Ghost Gabber: We'll be in my room. Fear me.

Jazz: [frustrated] Give me that! [hides Ghost Gabber under couch cushion]

Technus: What? [looks around room] That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?

Danny: [to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use that Portals XL upgrade to make yourself more powerful!

Technus: What? [sees upgrade disk] Another great idea! The heck with tutoring! You should be a teacher!

Danny: Uh, you said executioner three times.

Walker: I like that part of the job.

Tucker: It's an Ember thing. You wouldn't understand it.

Sam: Uh, you do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension.

Tucker: Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina.

Danny: You know, he has a point.

Dr. Bert Rand: Because I'm with the government and I can audit your taxes if you don't.

Jack: We trust you.

Maddie: What have you done to our boy?!

Dark Danny: [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!

Maddie: What?!?

Dark Danny: What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!

Jack: [to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Captain: Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.

Warden: A what?

Guard: It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.

Warden: Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?

Captain: Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?

Warden: [angry] I'll decide what the point is, fool!

[Warden throws the Captain over the railing. A scream trails off into nothing as a splash of water is heard. Cut back to the Warden and the remaining guard]

Warden: You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!

Guard: Sir?

Warden: What!?

Guard: That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir. So…

Warden: Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it.

Iroh: Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?

Zuko: We have no time for your proverbs, Uncle!

Iroh: It's no proverb. [Aang and others getting away in pirate ship]

Pirate Captain: Bleeding hog monkeys! [Zuko laughs; the pirates laugh as they drift after Aang and his friends]

Zuko: Hey! That's my boat! [runs after them]

Iroh: Maybe it should be a proverb.

Katara: [to Aang] So, how do I look?

Aang: [blushes] You mean all of you or just your neck? I mean, because both look great.

Chong: Oh, it's a real legend.

Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!

The Boulder: ...The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!

Toph: Whenever you're ready, the Pebble! (laughs evil-like)

Katara: (sarcastically) That is a BIG relief!

Aang: How'd you know it was me?

Sokka: Don't answer to twinkle toes, its not manly!

Katara: You're the one whose bag matches his belt!

Toph: That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it. (Waves hand repeatedly up and down in front of her face, reminding everybody that she's blind)

Sokka: (hallucinating after drinking cactus juice) Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!

Katara: Sokka!

Aang: Don't you mean platypus bear?

Katara: No, it just says, 'bear'.

Sokka: Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?

Toph: Or his armadillo bear?

Aang: Gopher bear?

Katara: Just, 'bear'.(short pause)

Toph: This place is weird.

Little soldier boy

Come marching home

Brave soldier boy

Comes marching home...

Aang: Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.

Sokka: This is his head!

Katara: Why are feet coming out of it?

Sokka: Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay?

Toph: Well, it looks just like him to me.

Sokka: Oh, thanks, I worked really--[breaks off, remembering that Toph is blind]...Why do you feel the need to do that?

Sokka: Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.

Suki: Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.

Sokka: I know!

Aang: At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!

Toph: I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most guys.[Aang growls]

Katara: Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.[Everyone looks at Katara.]

Katara: What?

Aang: Yeah... that's not you at all.

Zuko: Did Jet just...die?

Sokka: You know, it was really unclear...

Katara: That's very thoughtful of you, Sokka. (sees the painting, her eyes narrow) Wait. Why did you give me Momo's ears?

Sokka: [offended] Those are your hair loops!

Zuko: (comes over, eyes narrowed also.) At least you don't look like boar-cupine. My hair is not that spiky!

Mai: I look like a man.

Suki: And why did you paint me firebending?

Sokka: I thought it would look more exciting that way[Momo makes a sound]

Sokka: Oh, you think you can do a better job, Momo?

Iroh: Hey, my belly is not that big anymore. I really trimmed down.

Toph: Well, I think you all look perfect.(They all laugh because Toph is blind so she can't see Sokka's painting)