He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.

Danny was not happy. After two years of fighting ghosts, he thought he could handle strange. But when a bunch of costumed weirdos who worked for a super-secret law enforcement agency kidnap him, demanding that he help fight against a wannabe vampire and a megalomanic god with a grudge, he was really considering retirement from the hero gig.

Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.

Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.

In Memory of John Hughes. Neither knows if they'll have more than those stolen moments, but each feels those moments are worth more than, well, diamonds. Are they as hard to break? It just keeps going and going Hard T. Really hard.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

His eyes are enchanting. Her lips are soft. But fairy tales rarely have happy endings.

Sherlock is called to America to solve a missing persons case, there he meets an unusual detective claiming to be a psychic. Sherlock has to (unfortunately) work with Shawn to solve the case. Shassie and Johnlock, don't read if you don't like slash.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

When young Thor acquires a priceless book of magic, Loki wants it badly enough to offer his body in exchange for it... and Thor wants Loki badly enough to accept.

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

Rating is M. Assumes Phantom Planet never happened. Last chapter?

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

Buried in the backyard, Danny's locked away in a forgotten Thermos. When it's finally found seventy years later, Danny is released and he needs to learn to deal with his new life. Can he survive what the future can throw at him?

Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3

Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?

AU FIC: Shawn is just like any other 17 year old...besides that he's gay, psychic, and still not over his mother's death. With Gus and his two new friends Shawn deals with his difficult life and whats to come. Contains Shassie and Shawn Whumping!

Shassie. After a botched suicide attempt, Shawn must deal with the aftermath of his father outing him as a fake. But with new feelings coming into play for a certain head detective and Lassiter being kidnapped, those are the least of his problems.

The heart is a thing that is so easy to break, and nearly impossible to put back together. For everyone Who knows Shawn Spencer they would come to know just how hard especially a certain Head Detective. Warning! AU SHASSIE AND MPREG. REVIEWS ARE LUV!

If you tell yourself a lie long enough, can it become true? Could Shawn really be psychic? Of course, he also tells himself he’s happy but he’s still taking the pills.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

A collection of 100 short stories and drabbles, ranging from gooey to creepy, K through T. See chapter 1 for a list of stories, summaries, genres, and ratings.

It's Valentine's Day. All of Harry's friends have dates, and Harry is alone. Draco is determined to prove to his friends he does not need anyone in his life. But a confrontation between the pair in a corridor is about to change that. HPDM Slash.

In an attempt to escape her parents, Samantha Manson takes refuge at a boys school with the class of her dreams. Fooling teachers and fitting in is hard enough, but what happens when Sam's roommate is a hottie with a secret of his own...?-Discontinued-