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Author has written 13 stories for Divergent Trilogy, and Hunger Games.

Llamas are people ttoo who else thinks that there should be a plot twist in Alliegant and Wills not dead? Maybe he got shot in the shoulder and crumpled from shock. Maybe his body was never recovered and everyone assumed the worst.

Check out my favorite authors page- AlyisDauntless

I am 13 and probably the biggest fan of divergent

give me ideas for stories

I want to be an author, so tell me how i'm doing

I love the stories by iheartucato! she is doing a great job!

thanks love yas!

i love to run and work out

the way I look? Ask tris.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can understand this, post it on your profile.


DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY (Divergent reference)

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

If you see the irony in this, copy and paste it into your profile.


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This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is fourty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now, read the third word in each sentence.

Did you see it? Add your name to the list if you did and paste to your profile.

I-SAW-IT:


Mario is a...

Italian plumber

who speaks English

and looks Mexican,

created by the Japanese


If You Live In America, you post this: 'muricans

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

Time Wasted Dreaming

Sammilovesbutterflies

the-crazy-kit-kat

bestgyrl

SilverNight ShadowLight/Fred Hunter

MrsLukeCastellan(Daughter of Hermes)

Lola.C.Prior


If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


Funny Internet Things

Don't mess with a fan girl's fandom because then they'll end up saying "I'm sorry that I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face."

My friends have boyfriends and I'm like...I like Chips

One does not simply not love Uriah

Keep Calm and Eat Dauntless Cake

Tris- But I'm not pretty.

Tobias- No, you're not and I would only go to your funeral if there was cake.

Why eat a muffin, when you can shoot it off your friend's head?

I work out because I know that I would be the first to fail Dauntless initiation.

Tris- "Four!" I call out a number. Why did I call out a number? Oh right, because that's his name.

All I want in life is for Four from Divergent to be real.

I cry because Four is fictional.

I don't care if he's fictional, I'll still marry him.

Tris has Four letters while Tobias has Six letters.

Kaytie- "Do you have a pencil?"

Me- "Nope" *Looks down at bag of pencils* *Laughs Evilly*

What if the last book in Divergent doesn't end in "gent" O.O


(\ _/)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Joey.
(")_(") Copy and paste Joey to your profile and help him gain world domination!


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can understand this, post it on your profile.


DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY (Divergent reference)

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

If you see the irony in this, copy and paste it into your profile.


Read Below

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is fourty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now, read the third word in each sentence.

Did you see it? Add your name to the list if you did and paste to your profile.

I-SAW-IT:


Mario is a...

Italian plumber

who speaks English

and looks Mexican,

created by the Japanese


If You Live In America, you post this: 'muricans

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

Time Wasted Dreaming

Sammilovesbutterflies

the-crazy-kit-kat

bestgyrl

SilverNight ShadowLight/Fred Hunter

MrsLukeCastellan(Daughter of Hermes)

Lola.C.Prior

Fanofdivergent


If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


Funny Internet Things

Don't mess with a fan girl's fandom because then they'll end up saying "I'm sorry that I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face."

My friends have boyfriends and I'm like...I like Chips

One does not simply not love Uriah

Keep Calm and Eat Dauntless Cake

Tris- But I'm not pretty.

Tobias- No, you're not and I would only go to your funeral if there was cake.

Why eat a muffin, when you can shoot it off your friend's head?

I work out because I know that I would be the first to fail Dauntless initiation.

Tris- "Four!" I call out a number. Why did I call out a number? Oh right, because that's his name.

All I want in life is for Four from Divergent to be real.

I cry because Four is fictional.

I don't care if he's fictional, I'll still marry him.

Tris has Four letters while Tobias has Six letters.

Kaytie- "Do you have a pencil?"

Me- "Nope" *Looks down at bag of pencils* *Laughs Evilly*

What if the last book in Divergent doesn't end in "gent" O.O


(\ _/)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Joey.
(")_(") Copy and paste Joey to your profile and help him gain world domination!


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile


If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.


16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! I bolded the ones I think are the funniest...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"


Things to do on an elevator Bolded funniest to me

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

59) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (Ya we can really help stop those traffic accidents if we just get those toddlers to stop driving).

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (I would hope so).

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Um. Okay...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Which would be...?).

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independentwriter-137, lolc.c.prior


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.


You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


Our Time Lord Who Art In Tardis

The Doctor Be Thy Name

The Silence Come and Demons Run

On Earth as it is was in Gallifrey

Save us this Day From the Weeping Angels

And Prevent Cybermen from Upgrading All of Us

As We Prevent Sontarans from Conquering the Planet

Lead us Not Into The Vashta Nerada

But Deliver Us From Daleks

For Thine is the Tardis

The Bow Ties

And the Fezzes

Forever and Ever


[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.

[2] The answer is to look at 11.

[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.

[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.

[5] First, look at 2.

[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.

[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.

[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.

[9] Be patient, and look at 4.

[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.

[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.

[12] Sorry, look at 8.

[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.

[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.

[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality they are amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post and like this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.


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Rogue by BeccaLoves reviews
Tris Prior is the best female field agent working for the CIA. She's smart and agile. Tris has been working for the CIA since the age of fifteen. You would wonder how a girl so young would be accepted by the Central Intelligence Agency. She's a code breaker, undercover specialist and stealth tactic extraordinaire. Tris Prior is Rogue.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,619 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Scars by deliriousrepetition reviews
The war is resolved, and Tobias and Tris are training initiates together. The two are slowly finding ways to heal the scars left by the war. Set after Insurgent and the war, but before/ in place of Allegiant. DISCLAIMER: All rights to the Divergent series and its characters belong to Veronica Roth.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,671 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Forever 10 by ForeverDivergent reviews
This is just a fluffy fanfic about Tris and Tobias' life if there wasn't any war. I know, overused, but these are my favorite fanfics and I decided to try it out. This is my first fanfic so please don't hate. Rated T because it's Divergent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 93,785 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Love and War by Punzie the Platypus reviews
AU. Tris is in basic military training. She shares a bunk bed with Christina, a dormitory with all the other recruits, and has Sergeant Tobias Eaton as one of her drill sergeants. There're obstacle courses (literally), training, fights, guns, and even a bit of romance that grows through the training. Eventual Fourtris.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] Christina, Peter - Complete
My Fake Boyfriend by IHeartUCato reviews
"'You remember Shauna and Lauren right' I nod. I vaguely remember them as two of Tobias' friends. 'Okay. Now think of every other girl who tries to talk to me or stares at me. None of them leave me alone. Ever. And so if they think I'm dating someone...' 'Then they'll leave you alone.' I finish for him" Eventually FourTris. R&R and ENJOY! Modern AU
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,420 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Crazy For You by lolaprior reviews
Originally called 'Divergent High'. Disclaimer: I do not own Divergent, any other literary references made in this story, or the title, which, if you're wondering, came from a musical with the same title. So, our favorite and not-so-favorite characters from the beloved series are back in this A/U modern day tale about high school's love, drama, and adventures. Rated T for DivergenT
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,594 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013
A Chance by DivergentInABox reviews
Starts off at the Rankings. The war doesn't happen. Tris and Tobias get to live happily ever after. Right? Read and find out! I have taken down the ch 2-9, because I am re-writing them. So patience please.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Saving Camp Faction by The Ferriswheel reviews
"You want me to what?" "Just hang low Tobias watch the camp for me," Marcus says. "Why though?" "Because I told you too," he responds coldly. I shrink back. Marcus craves power but why a teenage camp? Why would he want me to watch the camp? The most famous camp in Chicago too. HIATUS: I'll be back on this soon
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,054 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Divided by Trapped In Narnia reviews
I'm not just Divergent. I am Divided. Like my parents. Like my world. Something big is happening, and they all think that Tris is the center of it. But they're wrong. I am. (OC but will play into main storyline soon!)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P.
The Chasm Scene from Four's POV by Zariha321 reviews
Today I received a request to do the chasm scene from Four's POV, so here it is. I don't usually do requests, but this one seemed like a fun one. I hope you enjoy.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Gone by DaughterOfAlbion reviews
Set after the video is watched and all hell breaks loose, Tobias tells Tris to hide in the Erudite compound but is shock about what he has found R&R x ONE-SHOT
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Love ahead No Bounds by TheFinalPeace reviews
What would you do if you know one person could destroy your life? Tobias is still mentally struggling with his father, Marcus. Nobody not even Zeke his best friend can help him, but now with something to care for, will he live out his life? Tris is there for him and he needs her as much as she needs him.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P., Natalie Prior, Marcus
I wish you knew by Slightly Afraid reviews
Divergent from Fours POV. I know there's a lot already out there, but I DESPERATELY wanted to do one of my own! Enjoy! please r r, your support means so much to me! I'll try and reply to all of your reviews! enjoy :) I have huge writers block, so I'm not going to be updating this story for a while. sorry!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Escape by IHeartUCato reviews
'I don't know why I called you of all people. I just needed to escape, ya know? And for some reason, I felt like I could trust you and I felt safe.' 'Bad call Angel." Nora and Patch don't know each other, some spoilers for Crescendo. R&R! For Kalli.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
A Night in the Cold by imahyper1 reviews
Day and June from Legend, a short fanfic about after Day's rescue, just some shipping love since i couldn't find a lot, i give you my first work... warning: it might suck
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
The Ferris wheel by Zariha321 reviews
This is one of my favorite scenes from the book. The Ferris wheel scene from Four's POV.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Lips of an Angel by IHeartUCato reviews
Lips of an Angel by Hinder. "Hearing her say my name... it sounds so sweet. My name, coming from the lips of an angel."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Dear Tris by IHeartUCato reviews
A short letter to Tris from Will about her shooting him. R&R and ENJOY!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Will, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
A Thousand Years by IHeartUCato reviews
A Thousand Years- Christina Perri Takes place at the Amity Compound in the middl of Insugent. Just fluff. "How can you be brave when you're afraid to fall? How can you be brave when you're afraid that your one true love will leave and never look back? But Tris also makes me feel braver; not because she's small, but just because when she's around, I know where I belong." R&R!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Nightlock by IHeartUCato reviews
Because there is no way Foxface didn't know what those berries were.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Foxface - Complete
Truth or Dare Divergent Style by IHeartUCato reviews
REPOST Everyone loves a good game of truth or dare, right? Well join our favourite and not-so-favourate characters from Divergent in their game!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
A Chance Encounter by IHeartUCato reviews
So what if Tris and Four met before they became Dauntless? Just a little one-sht I came up with. ENJOY!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
A Walk With Will by IHeartUCato reviews
This is my little one-shot story about Will and Christina's walk where they kissed. Fluff! Please tell me what you think!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Christina, Will - Complete
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Living in my life reviews
this has nothing to do with divergent. I want to be an author and I wanted to see how this sampler of the book i'm writing responds with the general audience. please read. it would make my life. r&r
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013
Tell me you love me reviews
Modern day. High school. Yada yada
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P., Christina, Will
Prim and Her Letters reviews
Um... I suck at summaries, but I will say, Read it!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Katniss E., Prim E., Mrs. E.
Mary's Song (oh my my my) reviews
This is my first song fic and its based on Mary's song by t swiftie. R&r Very very sorry about my Eric tris story. I promise I will never post anything like it again. Unless its Fourtris fluff
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Me? With Eric? No way, i think reviews
This is a fluffy little fanfic about Tris and Eric together. There is sex, so dont read if you dont like that kind of stuff. Um, please read though.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Eric, Tris/Beatrice P.
Candor or Dauntless? reviews
Read the title. it says it all. no war, but Eric is dead :) R&R.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Caleb P., Christina
An evening alone reviews
I suck at summaries, so I'm saying, read it, and tell me how you feel about it and if you want me to continue it. 20 reviews till next update.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Uriah
The Day I Became Dauntless reviews
This is about Aly. A transfer from Erudite to Dauntless. Four and Six are in here :). No war. Um... there will be fluff, but that comes much later.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Lauren
Fears reviews
Tris goes through her fear landscape. But guess how many fears she has? sorry. I suck at summaries. The story is better than the summary, I hope. R&R thanks love yas Please review :) Reviews mean so much to me
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Between shades of gray reviews
a series of conversations between tris and four while they are still in Abnegation. Sometimes they break the rules and go between the shades of the abnegation's gray. Sorry, i suck at summaries. R&R! thanks love yas!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Al reviews
This is told from Al's POV It is what he is feeling right before he jumps. Not kidish. I promise.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Al
Peeta reviews
This is Peeta, from age 11 up. I suck at summaries, so I wrote about Peeta giving the bread to Katniss. I can write more if you R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Mrs. M
Will i die, or will you? reviews
This is tris if tobias dies. I will make a new one about tobias if you review and want me to.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.