Currently no longer accepting prompts. Disclaimer: I do not own CFV and the characters. Somewhat on hiatus...

What happens when Tobi asks what bad words ? A/N. You must read the whole thing to be able to get the joke.

Kai left the Foo Fighters headquarters with the taste of failure and was angry at himself. Can a certain friend help him to deal what he was facing?

Sakura gets snowed in Sasuke's house while visiting him. To pass the time, Sasuke initiates a game, but the pieces aren't necessarily on a game board.

Oneshot: Loud music, beat thumping, lights flashing, bodies grinding, breaths panting—sweat running. When a random man asked Sasuke if the pink haired woman had his name written in it, this was his reply: "…Why, in her pussy of course," Sasuke smirked down at Sakura's flushed face. "Now go away, can't you see that I want to hump and grind her in the crowd? Or maybe even drill her?"

Sakura is struggling in training today and Sasuke gives her an offer she can't refuse...LEMON!

Sakura gets employed as a maid to satisfy her master's needs. He gets possessive and punishes her. read at your own risk cuz my summary sucks.

It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot

Kagome just got a new job as a singer in a club, her boyfriend's cheating on her. Naraku comes in, the two meet talk and find out they're on the same boat. But there is a very weird unexpected twist to the situation neither knows about. They say it's karma when wicked deeds from the past come back to get you but who knew karma bit. Updated 8 2012, comedy, romance, LEMON, Naraku/Kag