The line that differentiates human from object appears to be clear, but sometimes it blurs to the point where it is impossible to tell where one ends and the other begins.

Just some drabbles that come to mind every now and then.

ZoSan, AU. Sanji is tricked into working on Christmas eve, much to his dismay. He's resigned to spending his Christmas alone and annoyed when a small miracle appears in the form of a surly green haired manager.

A futuristic AU. The world government has legalized the use of human subjects in gene-altering experiments, and the underground is working to steal them. With the government now producing highly efficient human weapons, and the underground increasing in violence, can two men on opposite sides of the fight find a connection? ZoSan (MxM) Rated M for language and maybe future lemons.

Sequel to 'So Good So Far.' Everything was supposed to get easier after Dressrosa – at least, that's what Sanji had assumed. He was wrong. Zoro/Sanji, Law/Sanji, Law/Zoro/Sanji. Spoilers for chapter 769.

A collection of Kid/Law drabbles in different settings. Forever complete/in-progress and open for prompts.

Being in love is hard, especially when the person you want doesn't feel the same. When Zoro rejects him, Sanji finds comfort from the one person he never would have even considered before. And if Zoro eventually decides to change his mind, well, he'll still be waiting. Zoro/Sanji, Law/Sanji, eventual Law/Zoro/Sanji.

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

When the Baratie's sous-chef Sanji's told he's going to get his own waitress to work for him, he can't believe his luck... Until his "waitress" turns out to be a very bad-mannered, clumsy - yet very hot - green haired man...

Zoro says 'I love you' without really saying 'I love you.' Zosan

Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse

Zoro knows exactly what he's giving Sanji for Christmas. The big question is... will Sanji want it? (A drabble for every day up to Christmas (with possibly a few extras) for you all! I'm doing this on my tumblr and wanted to share it here. Rated T for implied smut but rating may go up later on.)

A collection of one piece one shots. Ninth: Clandestine Meetings of Perverts

Chained to his bloody past, Sanji had already give up on life and future. Not like a hard headed, green haired priest who comes back to him over and over again, while their world is slowly crumbling down around them.

Sanji brings Zoro to a nudey booth. Zoro isn't really into the show, but he is interested in something... (Oneshot, Zoro/Sanji)

Zoro learns that the cook has been talking to Franky about his... plumbing! Time for the marimo to investigate! Zosanzo - rated 'M'

SanjixZoro. In the aftermath of catastrophe, two like souls meet in what can only be described as fate. Now they will both learn to trust again, and keep each other alive in more ways than one. Warnings: violence, gore, language, yaoi.

When Sanji found Zoro half dead in an alley, he had no idea how much his life was about to change. Corrupted politics and grand schemes loom around every corner and the two of them will have to learn to help eachother if they want to keep their loved ones safe. ZoSan. Modern-ish AU.

Rumors are floating around about the Pirate King's crew. Based off a picture. T for language.

Life guarding had gotten significantly less boring for Zoro since the new blond swimmer had started coming to Grand Line Pool. (A collection of drabbles based around a love sick lifeguard and a slightly oblivious blond.) AU, pre-ZoSan, eventual ZoSan, written for a prompt on tumblr; Zoro daydreaming about Sanji's body

When your lover wishes for a white Christmas, take it upon yourself to grant that wish, Lover Boy fluff, lemon and a bit of crack. Enjoy everyone Day 27 of the Zosan Christmas Exchange.

AU Modern Day. ZoroXwinged!Sanji. For the past four years Sanji has been stuck in the bottom of Impel. He'd been tested on, experimented with, and tortured in every way he thought possible. But when he escapes and runs into a certain green-haired man he finds that the evil of Impel runs deeper than he could possibly imagine...

Sanji is assaulted by a strange sense of deja-vu as the Straw Hats stop at an idyllic island to restock. Things get even more complicated when he realizes that his memories of Zoro don't quite match up with reality. For MuffinGirlBethan's Halloween Contest.

When Sanji finds himself pulled into a cruel nightmare where his only option is to watch Zoro die again and again, it seems far too real. Yet the second he manages to make the pain of loss tolerable, it all disappears - and he's determined to use his findings for a happy end in his own reality with Zoro. (AU inside of canon, ZoSan)

AU Modern Day. Sanji buys a pair of orange-tinted vintage sunglasses and finds himself bonded with a thousand year old warlock. An ancient evil, a green-haired man and the end of the world is only the beginning.

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

There was only one person in this dinky little coffee shop that Sanji wanted to notice him. But even he wasn't foolish enough to think that there was any way that this chalkboard idea wouldn't backfire on him. Modern AU. ZoroxSanji.

Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!

Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan

5 years have passed. After waiting for so long, a moment of serendipity may give Sanji and Zoro the chance to see if the promise they parted with can bring them the to the destination they've strived for. AU The sequel to A Long Promise.

After being betrothed to Sanji, Nami would have never expected to walk in on him... as she did. And especially not with Zoro. Based off of Martial's XI.43 on homosexual romance in ancient Rome. BoyxBoy Three-shot

SanZo. AU. A lone, forlorn stranger discovered in the night, his speech elegant, lovely, he seems to be of another era. Love happens and heartbreak soon after and Zoro chases after the man into his occulted world of angels, demons, spirits, and vampires

Sanji is happy to report that his food has never hurt anyone... until now. Zoro/Sanji slash.

Sanji is a famous rockstar, but his fame stands in the way of his and Zoro's relationship and when Zoro wants to take it a step further, their world crash together. Weeks later, Sanji and his band holds a big concert with a great surprise. One-shot.

Sanji knew how difficult it was to survive the hell that was starvation. What he hadn't expected was that he'd need to get his nakama through it, too. Features Zoro and Sanji; Nakamaship, no pairings. Complete.

Another Memories side fic. A short story about defeat, and how it can make you stronger.

Sanji finally barricades himself in the kitchen after the others take advantage of it one time too many. Zoro didnt care what blondie did. Until Usopp makes a discovery that drives Zoro to the brink of madness. His only hope? Sanji. SanjixZoro *Finished*

Young Sanji has a problem. Zeff tries to fix it in his own way. Damn, but that eggplant is stubborn... Contains brief ZoSan.

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

Zoro and Luffy are attacked by surprise, leaving Sanji and the rest of the crew to deal with the dreadful consequences. [Ingredients: children!Straw Hats, blackmail pictures, manly bonding, and slashy thoughts.] [WRITTEN IN 2006 AND NO LONGER CANON COMPLIANT, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK]