Name's Zero-Tails317 (Ironic considering my profile picture eh?)

Favorite Anime

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden

Bleach

The Legend of Korra

Black Lagoon

Attack on Titan

Spice and Wolf

The Devil Is a Part-timer

Blue Exorcist

Fairy Tail

Vampire Knight

Akame Ga Kill

Death Note

Love Tyrant

Chivalry of a Failed Knight

Dragon Ball Super

Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor

High School DxD

Trinity Seven

Elfen Lied

Erased

Fate/Zero

Fate/Apocrypha

Fate/Stay Night:Unlimited Blade Works

The Ancient Magus' Bride

Darling in the Fraxx.

Food Wars

Favorite T.V shows: Malcolm in the Middle, The Walking Dead, Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, Judge Judy, Merlin, The Simpsons, Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

Gender: Male

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Brown

Favorite video games: Call of Duty, Assassin's Creed, Gears of War, Dishonored.

Born, raised, and resident in California

My favorite type of stories are action, thriller, romance, adventure, fantasy, and humor and agust.

Favorite Anime Pairings

ChisexElias (The Ancient Magnus' Bride)

NarutoxSakura(Naruto)

SasukexSakura(Naruto)

RockxRevy(Black Lagoon)

LawrencexHolo(Spice and Wolf)

NatsuxErza(Fairy Tail)

GrayxErza(Fairy Tail)

YukixZero(Vampire Knight)

YukixKaname(Vampire Knight)

Stories

I Just Wanna Shoot Him: Revy is pregnant. Her brother finds out...and heads out to deliver some serious metal to the unfortunate father. Rock better start running. (Black Lagoon)

The Demon Plan: The Extra Kyuubi: He tells me humans are selfish creatures. He tells me they're greedy, cruel, arrogant, and naive. He tells me I'm different, and he'll make me strong. He tells me one day we'll have revenge on the hand life had dealt us with. By making me the strongest. He tells me, I'll see why, when they finally come for us. And we'll destroy all who threaten our freedom.(CANCELLE)

Deleted Stories

-Wrath of the Kitsune

-Kitsune Sensei

-Lightning Phoenixslayer(might rewrite)

-Two Guns

Quotes I've heard from movies, shows, anime, books, video games or other kinds of media

"Gods don't show mercy, that's why they're gods."

"If you got nothing, go to New York. That way, if you leave with nothing, people don't ask why. And if you leave with something, then you are one lucky son of a bitch."-Assassin's Creed: Revelations

"I'm the best there is at what I do. What I do best isn't very nice."

"What a better place to be left alone, but a forgotten corner of the world."

"When your friends betray you sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers." -The Negotiator

"A ship's crew is like family. They wouldn't kill each other if they knew they were gonna die. The only one who would bother starting shit, would be the outsider."-Revy, from the anime Black Lagoon

"You think too much about the time you have left. . .you won't spend it living."-The Skeleton Key

"You can call something illegal all you want...if there is no force behind it...no solutions to the underlying problems. . .you might as well just be breathing...not saying a word."-some guy's comment on a YouTube video.

. The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.