17/1/14 Fun fact I just figured out: the site changed the date at exactly 1:00am where I am. So its 1 time zone away from mountain TZ...

Happy Holidays. There. That pretty much covers it.

Well, you might have noticed that my writing has been a little lax for the past hella long time. That would be due to the fact that I am writing this and all my other stories on my iPhone. Yeah. Try writing 2000-3000 words on a phone. It's slow going, let me tell ya. And because of this, until further notice(or at least until I get a new computer), some of my stories will have to go on break.

The following of my stories will be ON HIATUS until further notice:

A Borrowed Lighter

Divinity Fatum(Both)- I wasn't going to continue those without a keyboard, anyways.

Fruits of Research

Looker and Essentia- I know it was only just getting good, but I want to figure out the actual investigations before I start writing(FYI, this fic is supposed to be a Sherlock Holmes style crime solving story).

ACTIVE stories(still being written)

Bookworm and Her Scythe

My newest intrigue- Lost History of the Dragonborn

Rose: http:///audio/listen/445588 (I don't own this song, it belongs to MrMusicalLion)

Personal Deets (Meant to be funny. Not to piss anyone off)

Gender: I'm a guy. Get over it...

Age: I guess I should be truthful and tell you I'm 17... What?

Sexual Preference: If I must... I'm straight, honest to god. I know sometimes it might seem like it, what with the main characters in my stories being female, but when you've lived in a house with three older sisters and your single mother all your life, you... kinda pick stuff up. But, hell man, if that's your thing, I won't judge.

Why did I put this on here, again? I don't really care, and I'm sure you don't as well.

Religion: Kind of an on-the-fence Mormon. PM me if you want to know what the difference between a polygamist and a Mormon is. Then, prepare to get schooled. And also if you want to go more in-depth about the "on-the-fence" thing.

Birthday: February 10th, or as I like to call it, the 10th of February.

E-mail(for if you want to yell at me or something): Gmail, ZeusLightning7

Occupation(s): School and this

Favorite Food: I'm a guy. Food IS my favorite food.

Hobbies: Watching T.V., Playing video games, Listening to music, Playing the trumpet, Camping, Thinking, Playing a little self taught piano, Reading, Plotting, (not with Apoc326, but not against him either) and of course, Writing Fan Fiction

Heroes: None, I killed them all. *nods to AWOLNATION, and AWOLNATION nods back*

Favorite Video games: All Halo, All Assassin's Creed, All Call of Duty, All Battlefields, ALL Zeldas. And when I say all, I mean I've played and love them ALL, and it's the same with the Metroids, Most of the Mario, Some of the Sonic (Not the crappy new ones meant for 5 year olds), Phantasy Star Online Episodes 1 and 2, Minecraft, Terraria, Broderlands 1/2, and many, many more...

Favorite T.V. Shows: Doctor Who, Bleach, Soul Eater, D-Gray Man, Family Guy (and all variations), Boondocks, Chowder, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Big Bang Theory, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, The Universe, Firefly, Doctor Who again, I'm sure Game of Thrones would be good if I had the time/desire, and more...

Favorite Music: Everything except rap, dubstep, and *shivers* country. And screamo. I don't listen to that stuff(And there IS a difference between hard rock and screamo. I get Disturbed, which is hard rock. Screamo is... Screaming)

Favorite Movies: Eh...

Physical Description: Long Blond hair, 5' 10'' or 11'', with some color of eyes. From far away, they look grey, but the closer you get to me the more motley colored they look. Oh, that's a good name for it! My eye color is motley.

Attitude: Not even I could explain my attitude. Lemme put it this way; if I was trapped in a room alone, I'd be the first one in that room to go insane... Don't think on it too hard.

Some awesome quotes:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

"One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the height of foolishness."-Surprisingly, Excalibur from Soul Eater

Oh Look, I found another one! "FOOL! Those in power have the responsibility to maintain honor!" -Excalibur talking to the Kishin, his only moment of seriousness

"...after you've filled the world to the brim with you insanity, what else will remain?"-Excalibur again in his conversation with the Kishin.

"Derp."-Everyone, everywhere

"What kind of world are you wishing for?"- The Princess, Divinity Fatum

"It is when we all come together and give kindness without expecting anything in return that we live in a world worth wishing for."- Me, paraphrasing Salomon's words to Sophia from Divinity Fatum

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."- Last sentence of The Great Gatsby. And I read the book, this is NOT from the movie!

Some Questions that I bet money would be FAQs:.

Q: How come you have so many grammatical mistakes in your stories?

A: I don't get them beta read. And I'm lazy. Hey! If you want to beta read any of my stories, I'll gladly let you. You'll have a little say in the plot, and you'll get to read every chapter before everyone else. Plus you'll get to laugh at my stupid mistakes! Just PM me if you're interested!

Q: Why do you use the non-american system for dates?

A: I hate it. It's just more logical to think twenty-fifth of September, two thousand twelve, instead of September twenty-fifth, two thousand twelve.

Q: Are you a Whovian?

A: Are Stetsons cool?

More will come as I think of them...