Chocolate498hide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, and Mentalist. Hello to all those that are taking the time to read this profile of mine. I promise to keep this short and sweet, as I have a tendency to ramble. I am from Australia, the giant island in the middle of nowhere, which also holds an extensive list of deadly animals. It is an amazing country with amazing scenery and wildlife. My default fandom is Harry Potter, as I grew up with it, and it has shaped who I am more than any photo-shopped model and wealthy film star. My interests include hitting keys upon a keyboard in the hopes that it has the similar distinction to music, as well as swimming and writing. Although I haven't written anything for a couple of years, I plan on changing that, if only to continue with improving my English. Fair warning - I am not a professional writer though my stories may make you cry, if only because the spelling and grammar will be terrible. I am predominately a canon shipper, although I could be persuaded to ship other couples. Anyways, I hope that you all have a wonderful day, and that you enjoy and relax. Chocolate498 |
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In Time I Will Catch You by Firetoflame reviews
Alice is buying apples for a pie she is never going to bake when she first sees the new English teacher, Miss Platt. When her visions of Carlisle's future begin to shift, she employs Emmett and a poorly written paper to help fate along. Though not everything is as simple as the fairy tales she's read. Ironically, sometimes the monsters aren't the vampires. AU/Human Esme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,612 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 2/7/2018 - [Carlisle, Esme] Alice, Edward - Complete
5 times Sam cried in front of Jack by ASJEO reviews
She has always prided herself on being 'one of the guys' and controlling her emotions is a huge part of that.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill]
Lenses by dnofsunshine reviews
Sodapop finds out Ponyboy needs glasses. Soda/Pony/Darry brotherly fluff ft. the rest of the Outsiders gang (alive and well). Gen. One-shot.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
Eventually by MW3addict reviews
Jasper has another flashback and Carlisle is there for him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Captured by Pitch by Fantasygurl23 reviews
Based on the Rise of the Guardians movie. Jack Frost is captured by Pitch, and he finds that Pitch is more sadistic than he ever imagined. Will the Guardians be able to save him in time? Or will he become Pitch's newest fearling...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,117 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
the age of Hawkeye by marsupeler reviews
five times the team notices Clint is younger, and once he notices it himself. review, fav, follow, whateves, read, love, fangirl/guy. If you like it. no slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/7/2015
Come Back When You Can by Ellie.LP reviews
Set during Esme's newborn year. Esme makes a mistake and starts a terrible misunderstanding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Morale by Sandilynn Petersen reviews
Set in a Viet Cong prison camp. Murdock uses song to boost the morale of his fellow prisoners. But at what cost? Rated T for descriptions of unpleasant interrogation methods.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 81 - Words: 177,748 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Murdock - Complete
Comforts of Home by catharticone reviews
After the battle with the newborns, Carlisle assiduously attended the victims. But what if he inadvertently neglected the one most important to him? Short, fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Carlisle - Complete
Sanctuary by weemcg33 reviews
Clint ran away from the orphanage at the age of nine after his brother left him behind, abandoning him. Clint spends the next three years living in the streets, staying invisible and surviving. Fate decides to intervene, bringing Clint face to face with Agent Phil Coulson. Will the Agent be able to get Clint to trust him and give him what he really needs...a family? Rated T
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,063 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Stop Thinking Offense Boys, Think Defense! by Firetoflame reviews
Have you ever wondered what really went on before the newborn attack in Eclipse? Alice may have told Edward that everything would be alright, but while he was busy fretting over Bella, the rest of the Cullen's were dealing with a worry of their own. One-shot inspired by Jacob's comments in Breaking Dawn about Esme not being a fighter. CANON goodness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie - Complete
Underfoot by mintos013 reviews
Twelve-year-old Don attempting to do homework during a storm, and what Charlie admires about his brother the most.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
All The Pretty Lights by jaxington reviews
For artsy Alice the move to small town Texas was the worst kind of hell. She found nothing about the football obsessed town folk to be remotely interesting... until the golden boy quaterback himself gets hurt. UTL companion. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,763 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Through the Glass by dentalfloss reviews
"You know Coulson, you're probably the only person in SHIELD who knows about Barton and is concerned that he's actually following orders," Fury noted, and Phil shrugged. They dropped the issue then, neither of them ever dreaming that the price of Barton's loyalty was so steep. Clint!centric; BAMF!All; action; angst; team; torture; h/c; love; Read The Warnings please!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 435,837 - Reviews: 6273 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Family Bonds by Wild as the Wind Is reviews
Rosalie's observations of Alice and Jasper as she is beginning to understand their dynamic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Alice, Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Behind Stained Glass by Mackenzie L reviews
Companion piece to "Stained Glass Soul" — all additional chapters told from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 297,498 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
The Vision by Phoenixhp5 reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN PART 2 Do not read if you haven't seen the movie! Alice is haunted by the vision she had of the battle, and it's up to Carlisle to help her overcome her guilt and grief. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Youngest in History by Aggie2011 reviews
18 year old Clint Barton was lost. Known only by "Hawkeye" since his escape from military prison, he works as a bow wielding assassin for hire. But a betrayal and an offer bring him to SHIELD and to Agent Phil Coulson who takes on the daunting task of rescuing Clint from his own darkness...and gives him an unexpected gift in the process...hope. Pre-Avengers, NOT slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,395 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Hunter of Waverly Iowa by NezumiPi reviews
This is how Clint Barton came to be Hawkeye and how Hawkeye came to be a hero. Flashes back and forth between his childhood and his early days at SHIELD. With just a dash of Pinky and the Brain.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,645 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
His Funeral by Katie1995 reviews
Esme hasn't had to think of that man for years, but when his funeral comes round, she can't keep her self from attending. :Angst: Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Esme, Charles - Complete
No Longer Alone by Kirurgii reviews
Alice Cullen and her brothers are new in Forks. Soon Alice falls in love with her quiet and mysterious classmate, Jasper Whitlock. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,449 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Meeting Vala again by heffermonkey reviews
Jonas met Vala once, a long time ago. Their second meeting comes as a bit of a shock
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2011 - J. Quinn, Vala
Speak Now by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Alice broke up with Jasper and never saw him again. One day Rosalie and Bella show up with news that Jasper is back in town, and he's getting married. Inspired by Taylor Swift's 'Speak Now'. All Human, One Shot, Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Additions and Adjustments by AnEnduringHope reviews
Companion one-shot to Awake and Alive as requested by my readers! Gives a brief look at how I think Alice and Jasper's first meeting with the Cullens might have looked and their early years together. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
First Things First by shalu reviews
Alice Cullen turns seventeen today. She wants nothing more than to give her virginity to Jasper Whitlock. Will it be the fantasy she imagined? Or will she be humiliated? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Becoming A Cullen, Jasper's story by KelliNew reviews
Canon, pre-Twilight. Alice and Jasper joined the Cullens a few weeks ago. Jasper is struggling to become a member of this peculiar family, but he's having problems adjusting to a life so different from anything he's known.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Powerless by ermireallydontcare reviews
What happens when the girl you view as a sister/daughter kills herself? When your son/brother plans to follow? When your wife is risking her life to stop him? This is the Cullens' new moon, as they wait for news of their loved ones on the brink of death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15086 - Favs: 23,944 - Follows: 9,773 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mother's Pain by Free-Reginas-Heart reviews
How Esme and Carlisle found out about Edward going to Italy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Measuring Up by bemj11 reviews
When Carlisle meets Peter, and old friend of Jasper's, can he measure up to Peter's expectations of what a coven leader should be? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Carlisle, Peter - Complete
A Rash and Bloody Deed by Aerial312 reviews
Jasper slips up for the first time after he and Alice join the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bless the Broken Roads by Inthemadhouse reviews
The story of how Jasper became part of the family, from Carlisle's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,561 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
My Greatest Strength by Tori of Lorien reviews
Before the battle with Victoria and her newborns, Alice has a terrible vision of her losing Jasper, the one person she loves the most. Jasper stays with her to comfort and protect her from her deepest fear, reminding her how important she truly is to him
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Instinct by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
This time my red eyes were searching for his golden ones." Alice/Jasper fluff. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
a Clear & Ancient Harmony by HelloMoscow reviews
*A Jasper Story* Jasper watches his adopted parents and siblings and feels what they feel and wonders if he'll ever be good enough for them. And sometimes, even when they convince him otherwise, he wonders if he really wants to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Angel's Mistake by Jade-Ocean333 reviews
Jasper was used to worshipping the ground Alice walked on, idolizing her as an infallible, invincible goddess. One snowy day the situations are reversed, and he finds himself suddenly stronger. How can he help her understand that she'll always be an angel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Wit's End by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Trust me, Colonel, when I do finally snap, I assure you, it's not going to be a pretty sight." -- Everyone has their breaking point, including one Dr. Rodney McKay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Aggravated Destruction of Property by Kalquessa reviews
From prompt "Jonas Quinn, Vala Mal Doran, misplace." Vala rescues Jonas by blowing things up and getting herself arrested. Season 10.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - J. Quinn, Vala - Complete
Breakdown by BoomerCat reviews
Set in season 6. Jonas Quinn wonders if he'll ever fit in.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - J. Quinn - Complete
Lifeline by Carinthe reviews
Ford didn't understand the major's decision to put an inexperienced, out of shape, egocentric scientist on his team. But he will learn the hard way when his life is literally put into McKay's hands...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Rodney M., Aiden F. - Complete
Floral Memory by RSophieK reviews
[LarryMegan] She was the first to admit how odd they appeared as a couple at first glance. Spoilers for In Plain Sight, Prime Suspect, Obsession.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Larry F., Megan R. - Complete
Do Not Disturb by Ellex reviews
Rodney McKay’s lack of sleep finally catches up to him after the events of ‘Siege 3’. Slight SG1 crossover.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
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The Bus reviews
Patrick Jane is on the bus and takes in his surrounds and the people around him. Basically ignoring Red John and any murder/crime. Very innocence. Mention of someone being in war but no war stories. Please read and review.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Patrick J. - Complete
I Get It Now reviews
McKay and Carter talk about when they first met and how much Rodney has changed. Not a love story. SPOILERS: 48 Hours (SG-1), The Hive, The Storm. T for non-graphic torture. Set early season 4.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Rodney M., S. Carter/Sam - Complete
