Hiiiiiiiii i always liked looking at funny quotes so here are a bunch!!!!!!

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Behindevery great man is a women rolling her eyes

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company

That akward moment when your entire class is quiet and you and your freind are the only retards talking

if i choose you over SLEEP you better feel freakin special

THings im bad at:singing

Things i do a lot: sing

a boys sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest shit ever

In a movie MAN DIES: ha ha useless man WOMEN DIES: haha thats what you get Dog dies: NO!!!!! OH GOD NO!!! NOT THE DOG OH WHYYYY???????

No matter how old you are when a 2 yr old hands you a pretend a phone, you answer the phone.

Next, I LOVE FANG if you guys like this story follow me on instagram for the maximum ride fandom. . Let me know you guys are from here

I also have one @fang.not.fnick @better_off_freefalling

Im in high school I love pretty much every kind of music and am always looking for new songs so PLEASE INBOX ME!!!!! Um im pretty much a 3 year I will happily sit and watch battery or Sofia the first or any disney movie.

My best friends are these guys I live down the street from. They are stupid and insane and spend way too much FREAKIN time on Xbox. Best thing about them is that they are always forcing me to do the stupid stuff with them, so now when older and I can tell my kids I jumped off of (AN was nearly pushed)the roof of an abandoned house. They have zero problem throwing me over their shoulder in school or of acting like idiots. And they are. They are weird, funny, pain in the ass, idiots. It's one of the things I love most about them.

I have maybe two really close girlfriends. One of them is exactly like Nudge. She is loyal and sweet but is horrified if I wear sweatpants to the mall she drags me to. The other is my personal Iggy. She'll run around barefoot and I can totally be myself around her.