Look at me! I'm CrazyBoxHeadMan! Or don't look, because I'm mostly here to lurk and favorite stories, and I may post a few fanfictions here and there (which they probably won't be too good.) I am a big fan of several cartoons such as Adventure Time, the Total Drama series, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Regular Show, Ed Edd n Eddy, My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic, Metalocalypse, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, We Bare Bears, Steven Universe (favorite), and I like the band Gorillaz. I like some animes like Kill la Kill, Black Butler, Fruits Basket, and Soul Eater. I also like to play Pokemon, but I'm sure none of you care about this.

Despite my name, I am indeed female... but I don't care if you know or not, call me whatever the hell you see fit as long as it isn't insulting!

Only stories I'll really look for anymore are Steven Universe, Gorillaz, and Metalocalypse.

Don't expect me to update or post any stories anymore. I think I'm done with that. As such, Sarcasm and Scars (IF YOU COULDN'T ALREADY TELL LOL) is dead. I'm sorry. Done. It's over.

I was very tempted to show my least favorite to favorite characters for TD, but so many characters fall in the "I don't really care" category that placing them in numbers would take far too long and I'd be very indecisive about what everybody places. So instead, I'll just put my top favorites. I may put the list from least favorite to favorite some time in the future, but until then just have this to see what characters I like and will most likely read stories on.

1. Noah

2. Cody

3. Gwen

4. Harold

5. Izzy

6. Brick

I'm an avid shipper. However, I usually ship couples nobody thinks about. As such, I will try to get a lot of oneshots for really crack couples in there as chapter stories really are not my thing. I love reading them SO MUCH but writing them is something I just am not good at. I read/write pretty much anything with Gwen in it (that's positive, of course.) because even though she's ranked third on my favorites, she's the most shippable out of all of my favorite characters.

GwenXNoah is my Total Drama OTP. Nothing will top it. EVER. I love crack shippings, and plus they have rather similar personalities and with every fanfiction including them... their interactions are just GREAT!

psst... I also like Cody/Gwen, Izzy/Gwen, DJ/Dawn, Courtney/Gwen, Lindsay/Gwen, Gwen/Duncan, Harold/Gwen, Noah/Cody, Noah/Duncan, Noah/Alejandro, Gwen/Alejandro... I think I should stop, but I pretty much ship almost everything... ALMOST.

HOWEVER! There are couples I do not ship and refuse to read about, either because I have seen too much of it or because I just don't like it. If they are included as side couples, it will be difficult to read a story even then. These couples usually ruin a story for me. Those couples (take no offense here, I understand that you'll have different opinions from me so you should understand that too.) include:

Duncan/Courtney: I usually have no problems with couples. I am open-minded about everything, or rather I try to be. However, I am absolutely SICK OF THIS COUPLE. Last I checked there are around 1.9K stories on this site for this couple alone. I don't think any other couple has been written about so much, and if there is a couple that has been then please excuse me for being wrong. All in all... I am sick of seeing Duncan/Courtney everywhere. It was an okay couple at first. Sure, I wasn't crazy about it, but I could read it without being angered. There is plenty of material to read on here and perhaps it's time to move onto something new and original for once. I don't like how bossy Courtney is to Duncan. She doesn't let him be free, which is a part of his personality. She tries to control him. However, in the first season I liked seeing Courtney unwind around him. It was obvious they were good together until Courtney went back to being uptight and controlling. Duncan no longer had the effect on her that I liked to see. It was no longer a sweet couple. It was just annoying. Please don't be mad at me, even though I know I sounded a bit harsh here...

Noah/Izzy: I know this is a favorite of a lot of people. I don't know why I don't ship it. I just don't. I don't have anything to say here, unlike I did with the couple above. It's strange to me considering I do like couples with opposites a lot of times. I'm really sorry, but I can't bring myself to ship it.

Things I like: Cats, Flutes, Ice Cream, Sleeping, Drawing, Animating, Writing, Reading, Deadmau5, MCR, Cartoons, Animes, Being really fucking stupid, Noah, sarcasm, Skyrim, Pokemon, Grell Sutcliff, RPing, Gorillaz, Nirvana, Korn, Murdoc, Panda, Grunkle Stan, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, shipping, Monster Hunter, gemsonas, The Elder Scrolls, modding games, marching band, Saxophones, Bill Cipher, flutes, Red Dead Redemption, Ghost-types, Chandelure, Vaporeon, metal, techno, grunge, gothic...

Also Ronaldo and Murdoc.

I probably won't post too much, simply because I have a hard time being motivated for anything... sigh, oh well.

And just in case I do end up getting into the MLP stuff on here...

Best Pony: Pinkie Pie

Pony OTP: Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash

Other Couples I like: Pinkie Pie/Rarity, Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy, Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash/Soarin', Pinkie Pie/Discord, Pinkie Pie/Cheese Sandwich

Steven Universe is my favorite thing so I'll just put stuff here:

Favorite Character: EVERYONE BUT MOSTLY RONALDO, SOUR CREAM, JAMIE, JASPER, GARNET, PEARL, JENNY, BUCK, LAPIS, SADIE, LARS, AMETHYST, STEVEN, GREG, ROSE--wait, like I said, everyone.

Favorite Couple: Lars/Sadie/Ronaldo in Poly, Lars/Sadie, Ronaldo/Sadie, Ronaldo/Lars, Jenny/Sour Cream/Buck, Buck/Sour Cream, Sour Cream/Jenny, Jenny/Buck, Ruby/Sapphire, Greg/Rose, Rose/Pearl, Buck/Lars, Sour Cream/Lars, Amethyst/Greg, Amethyst/Pearl, Connie/Steven

Totally Crack: Any of the Pizza Sisters/Sadie

Couples I don't ship: Ronaldo/Peridot, Garnet/Anybody

Gem OC: Onyx

Gorillaz

Favorite Band Member: Murdoc

Favorite Couples: MURDOC/2D MURDOC/2D STUART POT/MURDOC NICCALS GREEN MAN/BLUE HAIR ANGRY COCKNEY/CUTE COCKNEY PICKLE/SWEET PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL

Favorite Song: Every Planet We Reach is Dead, Rhinestone Eyes, Kids With Guns, Clint Eastwood, 19-2000 (Omg I don't even know anymore)

Metalocalypse

Favorite Band Member: Toki

Favorite Couples: Pretty much every band member X the other but OTP is Skwisgaar/Toki and Toki/Pickles

Favorite Song: Hatredcopter or Blazing Star

Gravity Falls

Favorite Character: Stanley Pines or Bill Cipher

Favorite Couples: everything sinful

Rick and Morty

Favorite Character: RIGGEDY RIGGEDY RIIIICK. Rick.

Favorite Couples: A-Aw g-geez, guys, do p-people expect me to ship with every show I like?

Also: RIP Birdperson. Free Rick 2015.

My stories suck. Turn away.