HELLO EVERYONE, WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!!! *cheesy audience clap*

Status of stories:

Are you there: Trying to get back into it.

Percy Jackson and the Prophecy of Light: Currently on hold until AYT is finished.

One girl, one life, many stories: Probably won't be updated anytime soon.

Raven and Hazel: Probably won't be updated.

How far we've come: May be updated, but it depends on how much inspiration I get.

DemiCraft: (On Cordially Un-Invited's page) Very active in writing, but not very active on updating.

My friends: (irl and on )

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RANDOM LIST OF THINGS ABOUT ME

1. I am a hardcore Nerdfighter. I am in the process of watching all of the videos, and am almost done with 2011 (on May 7, 2015).

2. I love reading, writing, fangirling, singing, programming, acting, youtubeing, and making videos.

3. My favorite store is Books-A-Million, but there aren't any near where I live. :(

4. I have a lot of creepy similarities with Sophie Foster.

5. Also Blackberry Explosion.

6. I enjoy petting books like Footwebbed.

7. I've sent over 1,000 pm's to Cordially Un-Invited.

8. FRAZEL.

9. I am a self-proclaimed daughter of Apollo and total nerd.

10. I love my new bookshelf. Looooove it.

11. I wish that I had a poster.

12. But I do have Hank Green songs.

13. Hank Green is awesome, but totally underrated.

14. THIS ISN'T HOGWARTS, THIS IS A CONCRETE BOX.

15. JK, I actually like school.

16. My Dad broke my sister and I's computer.

17. MY DAD.

19. NOT ME.

20. I enjoy FLL.

21. I have a playlist of songs for writing a co-fanfiction called Demicraft.

22. It's about the only thing that I get inspiration for.

23. I am planning on majoring in Journalism and becoming an editor of books.

24. I skipped number 18.

25. This is the last thing!

26. Nope, this was added on May 7th.

27. Number 23 has changed.

28. I do have a twitter. Wink wink.

29. I think deeply often.

30. Intentional ignorance aggravates me.

31. I use big words :P

32. ARE YOU THERE WILL BE FINISHED SOON.

33. AND HAZEL WON'T BE DEAD.

34. ANYMORE.

35. That's it for now!

Type your name with your knuckles: pnut923932 (My keyboard was too close to a ledge and I couldn't reach the numbers correctly)

Type your name with your nose: (The same ledge prevented me from doing this, so I held up the keyboard) pnut9282

Type your name with your elbow: pnut928u2 (Way better then expected!!!)

Type your name with your eyes closed: Pnut0292 (SO CLOSE!!!)

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge. (1/2, kind of...?)

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone. (Try to, anyway)

You think you have what it takes to run for President. (Nope, not at all lol)

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobia. (Grammar)

2.5/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. (Kinda, another .5)

You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (Not any more.)

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (I have no preference)

You are acrophobic.

3.5/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (Writing poems- yes. .5)

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

4.5/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take trash from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing. (Not at all lol)

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. (Haven't really entered any)

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

8/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoë Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (Due to FLL lol)

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day. (Not proud of it, with short hair it's kind of hard to have a bad hair day, I hardly ever brush my hair lol)

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (NOPE NOPE NOPE)

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class. (One of the best)

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a goodies. (Huh?)

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

Daughter of Apollo all the way!!!

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL NOW

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Currently yellow.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:'

My band director!

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping (I'm on break)

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating lunch.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

That's hard...Kit Kats?

6, What is your favorite color?

I like different shades of blue.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Yeah!" (I was asked if I wanted to get ice cream after my sisters' Orthodontist appointment.)

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor

Um, I really like cookie dough, but I also really love blue raspberry sherbet.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water.

10, Do you like your wallet?

I don't have one, but I have a purse and I like it, though I never really use it.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

A turkey and cheese sandwich.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes- a TFioS t-shirt at Books-A-Million and shoes for the semi-formal at my school tomorrow (a little late, I know)

13, The last sporting event you watched?

I never watch sports, so nothing.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cheesy popcorn ftw!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My Mom.

16, Ever go camping?

Yeah, a couple of times, and my family is going this weekend!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

I should, but I don't :P

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Every Sunday if I can.

19, Do you have a tan?

Kind of, I'm tan for a pale person and kind of sunburned. (I just got back from Florida.)

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yes.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes, I don't really drink soda though.

22, What did your last text message say?

I forgot, and I'm too lazy to go upstairs and get my phone :P

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Semi-formal and getting ready for it and camping.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My cluttered desk, my flute stand, and my school stuff strewn around.

26, What color is your watch?

I don't currently have a watch.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangarooos!

28, What is your birthstone?

Ruby

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I do both.

30, What is your favorite number?

6899 currently, FootWebbed and Blackberry Explosion will get that XD

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My Mom.

32, Any plans today?

Band concert and procrastination.

33, How many states have you lived in?

Two.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Nothing right now, actually.

35, Last song listened to?

I think that it was Permafrost by Laurena Segura. It's really beautiful.

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yes I can.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Not anymore.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Depends on the season, but usually boots or tennis shoes.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Sometimes, but I try to get over it. There's no point, really.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Not that I know of.

41, Do you love anyone?

My Mom, Dad, sister, friends, people I've never seen or talked to and have no idea of their existence, ext.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Um, no.

43, What do you usually do during the day?

School, reading, sometimes writing, and watching YouTube.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No, I try to steer away from hatred and understand the person's point of view.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yes, yes I do.

46, What color is your car?

I do not have one.

47, Do you like cats?

Yeah, I have one that's technically a different species.

48. Are you nice to everybody?

I try to.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No, I don't believe so.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I don't think that I have one, really.

35 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "WHAT WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! SPEAK!!"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

32. Tell people that you can see their aura.

33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

34. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

35. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST. If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Mystic Winter, Mrs. Fantasy, Dimcairien, NBrokenShacklesN, Pnut9282

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Heroes of Olympus, all the time.)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (If only I could!)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (READ KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES!!! PLEASE!!!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I once called my friend Hazel (Levesque).)

Everything reminds you of the book. (YES. ALL THE TIME.)

You quote random lines all the time. (Oh, I'm sorry! I just fell out of the sky. I constructed a helicopter in midair, burst into flames halfway down, crash-landed, and barely survived. But by all means-let's talk about your dining table!)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (It's very hard to control water, BTW.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (If only a harpy would show up.)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (My computer desktop is a collage of Frazel.)

You've got a book basically memorized. (Yes, yes I have.)

You've read a book more than five times. (Oh, yeah.)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (The intire HoO series, which are all over 500 pages.)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Hazel Levesque is real!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night...

Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world.

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film .

DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... .

DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days)

DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all. Daniel: Wait for me...

-20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... .

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day...

Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...

If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later

6 Truths of Life
1. You can't look up at the ceiling and stick your tongue out at the same time, it is a physicaly impossible.
2. Congradulations to all the Idiots that just did it.
3. And discovered it was a lie.
4. Now you are smiling because you are now an Idiot.
5. You will repost this on your profile page for other Idiots to see.
6. YOU STILL HAVE THAT STUPID GRIN ON YOUR FACE! They hurt you!

1) Where did you get your default picture? Took it myself! It's of my kitty.

2) What's your middle name? Jane, same as Blackberry Explosion.

3) Your current relationship status? Single AND STAYING THAT WAY FOR A LONG WHILE.

4) Does your crush like you back? I don't have a crush.

5) What is your current mood? Lazy.

6) What color of underwear are you wearing? White. Boring, I know.

7) What color shirt are you wearing? Blue, but it got washed out so it had white places.

8) Missing something? Not that I know of!

9) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? A lot actually, but nothing that I'm really comfortable saying.

10) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A human...*wiggles eyebrows*

11) Something you do a lot? Read. And watch Vlogbrothers. And write.

12) Ever had a near death experience? Not that I know of.

13) The song stuck in your head? Currently Permafrost, but it changes often.

14) Who did you copy and paste this from? Blackberry Explosion.

15) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Lindsey Lohan and Ashley Tisdale, apparently.

16) When was the last time you cried? I can't really remember, and I'm not really comfortable explaining why.

17) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes. I'm very comfortable with that actually.

18) If you could have one super power what would it be? Reading minds.

19) What do you usually notice first about the opposite sex? Um, hair.

20) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don't go to starbucks...DON'T KILL ME

21) What's your biggest secret? I'm not comfortable saying.

22) Do you still watch kiddie shows? I love MLP.

23) Favorite color? Blue.

24) What are you? Lots of things.

25) Do you speak any other language? Pig latin? And some sign language, thanks to my LA teacher.

26) What's your favorite smell? I don't really have one, but probably almond paste.

27) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Eventful.

28) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No, nor do I want to.

29) What are you thinking about right now? Full house, which my sister is watching. (And yes, she is younger then me.)

30) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My sister.

31) Do you like working in the yard? Noooooooooooo. I prefer inside. Where it's temperature controlled. And books stay safe.

32) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? I happen to like the one that I have.

33) What is your natural hair color? White blonde.

34) Do you act differently around the person you like? I like most people, so no.

35) Who was the last person to make you cry? Myself.

List seven of your favorite characters from any book, OCs, etc. in no particular order. (For this one, there were some that were borderline inappropriate. I left them out.)

1. Cinder (From the Lunar Chronicles)

2. Clary Fray (From the Mortal Instruments)

3. Hazel Levesque (From the Heroes of Olympus)

4. Q (From Paper Towns)

5. Frank Zhang (See #3)

6. Sophie Foster (From the Keeper of the Lost Cities)

7. Annabeth Chase (From the Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Have you ever read a 6/7 fic? Do you want to?

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEITY NOPE NOPE NO INTER-FANDOM SHIPPING AND NOOOOO

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

As Nat Wolf...yes. Very much so.

Can you recall any fics about 2?

I haven't read a lot of Mortal Instruments fanfiction, so no. Though there are probably a lot.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Nope.

5/4 or 5/7? Why?

Umm...5/7, because they're actually in the same fandom and very good friends.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 3 making out?

She would wonder how Clary got there, and be scared about what would happen with Frank and Jace...

Make up a summary for a 3/5 fic.

Enjoy the Frazel fluffiness!!!

Is there any such thing as 1/7 fluff?

No, and I don't believe that there should be.

Suggest a title for a 7/3 hurt/comfort

Hazel helps Annabeth with Tartarus repercussions.

Do you write or draw 4?

No, though it would be fun to.

If you wrote a Song-fic about 6, what song would you choose?

I have no idea XD

Would you write 2/4/5?

That would be very interesting- probably not a full fic, but maybe a spoof? That would be fun!

If you wrote a 1/6/3 fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: strong women ahead.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Yesterday- Elephants deserve love too by TheGirlWhoRemembers. Very good!

How would you feel if 7/2 were in a heated argument?

I would be very scared...

Random inspirational quotes:

“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.” -The Lightning Thief

“You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.” -The Lost Hero

"The pen is mightier then the sword- especially when it's a pen that morphs into a sword." -Me

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book:) I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.(I'm proud of it!!) I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.(or ever!) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to hate & easy to love.
Coordinated but occasionally clutzy .
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it!