A textbook example of how to write fanfiction horribly. This was from my early days on the site, and it contains many of the cliches found in bad fanfiction. I keep it up so that, in the small chance that any aspiring authors read this, they may learn something before publishing their own work. The story itself is about a self-insert wrapped up in a poorly-paced Zombies adventure.

We know Roach to be a young, clumsy, funny, and lovable man of the Task Force, but what if something so terrible happened that it finally made him snap?

When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.