I'm writing a few stories, and will use this log right here to keep track of them.

The Brit and the Patriot A T-rated Revolutionary War UsUk story following a British soldier who is wounded in battle and saved by an American Colonist. Unfortunately, said Colonist is housing a French military Captain and a Spanish merchant. Chaos ensues, because the American will tell no one of his new 'friend'. Not his guests, not his all-knowing butler, not even his wife. Franada, Spamano, GerIta, and PruHun as side-pairings.

Breaking Pangea Following a head-canon I thought of, this work is the story of how the ancients lived, how they interacted, how their children came to be, and how they perished. Read to find out how Rome's conquests destroyed his friendships, how Russia and his sisters were left alone without their mother, and how Turkey came to hate Greece. This story is going to be very, very long.

I have sold my soul to Andrew Hussie.

Refresh the page, can't hardly wait.
It's been a week since the last update.
Smash your face up against the keys,
He's screwing with us! Hussie, please!

My Original Characters:

Hetalia-

Bavaria-Saxony, aka Petra Beilschmidt. The younger sister of Germany(Ludwig) and Prussia(Gilbert). Written for the story Territory Claims. Which I took down because it sucked and was going nowhere.

AWESOME QUOTES!

"In the war on drugs, drugs always win." -Narrator, Hetalia

"It's not drunk driving if you're only drinking wine." -France, Hetalia

"I'm not arguing with you. I'm just explaining why I am right and you are wrong." -Prussia, Hetalia

"No cause is ever truly lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it." -William Turner, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Finding your next friend could be as easy as saying 'Hey, do you want to bear my children?' You should try it." -France, Hetalia

"In America, they don't hesitate to sell desserts that use colors and things you'd never expect to see on food and cakes with names like 'Devil This' and 'Angel That.'" -Narrator, Hetalia

"Uh, it's just, you know how you like to boss everybody around? Well, they always think I'm you, so they take it out on me. I don't suppose you would reconsider being the asshole of the world, would you?" -Canada, Hetalia

"You need to be careful of wild animals. They may look cute, but you can never be sure what they might do. Some of them have sharp fangs readied with poison so they can kill you. And if you decide to take one in, don't take just one because they deserve to have friends." -Switzerland, Hetalia.

"Russia's little sister probably suffers from bi-polar disorder and annoys the crap out of Russia. Reportedly the last dictatorship in all of Europe, she is really good at taking advantage of people and pissing them off. She likes to pretend she is not slowly losing her money or her mind. But she is." -Narrator, Hetalia

"Belarus really does love Russia so much. Russia doesn't want to hook up with her for a couple of reasons, though. Number one: she's kind of a bummer; and two: she's kind of his sister, which is disgusting. But now that she's allies with America like Ukraine, Russia simply doesn't know what to do." -Narrator, Hetalia

"Russia's big sister has been a victim of circumstance for a while now. After her independence in 1991, she has kept her distance from Russia. Recently, she's befriended America and some European countries. She is still poor, though, so she spends most of her time absorbed in dirty things like farming." -Narrator, Hetalia.

"And so, the hero rescued the princess from the clutches of the evil baron, and they lived happily ever after. Or at least they would have, but the baron had poisoned Princess, and she soon died a terrible death. Her agonizing death screams tormented a local stable boy, who grew up to be a vicious serial killer. And cannibal." -The Three Magicians, The Game quest, Fable 3 for Xbox 360

"Such is the nature of a Trancy butler, changing chaos to order... salt to sugar... night to day and navy to golden... Hesitation into resolve... Passion into composure... Love into grave markers. Day into night, sugar into salt, living to dead, and silver into gold. Passion into insincerity, lies into truth, and a stray dog into an Earl. That's what makes a Trancy butler." -Claude Faustus, Black Butler II

"Endings are hard. Any chapped-ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning. But endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch, there's always gonna be holes. And since it's the ending, it's all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you, they're a raging pain in the ass. So what's it all add up to? It's hard to say. No doubt, endings are hard. But then again, nothing really ever ends, does it?" -Chuck Shurley, Supernatural