New author here, and decided to try my hand at writing some fan fiction of my own. Harry Potter seemed like a good place to start, and I'll be focusing on my favorite character, Severus Snape. If something is not labelled humor, it is probably dark and possibly somewhat disturbing. There will be no slash here, I usually don't do happy endings, and my sense of humor is rather unique.

I'm a man in his 30s, not from the US. In general: inquiries about writing, reading and about books, stories, etc. are all welcome. For personal requests the answer is a default "NO!" with an implicit "I don't like you".

Note: I find the word "headcanon" ridiculous. Just imagine some sort of man with a cannon sticking out of his forehead, only misspelled for some confusing Japanese animation purpose that mystifies the Western mind. Aren't people around here supposed to be creative? Seriously, it's like people aren't even trying. And it is not even that much less work than "personal take". That's four letters less, sounds ridiculous, childish, AND NOT A WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. Please stop. Please, please, please stop.