GodSaveTheKings
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Joined 09-24-13, id: 5171499, Profile Updated: 11-24-19
Author has written 10 stories for Legend of Korra, Overwatch, RWBY, Naruto, Misc. Tv Shows, IT, Harry Potter, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, and Captain Marvel.

Hey, everyone

This is the account for GodSaveTheKings. We like writing two types of fiction: completely absurdist comedy one-shots, and just... the darkest things. Very long, very cruel, very dark things. So, if you want to laugh at something you probably shouldn't or just wallow in misery for a really long time, you'll probably enjoy something we write.

Or don't read anything. Your choice. It's a free country.


Favorite Show: Don't got one.

Favorite Ship: The one you hate the most. You know the one.

Favorite Movie Scene Where Sad Sylvester Stallone Drives Down a Road Having Flashbacks to His Friend Dying While Cheesy 80s Music Plays Before He Has to Go to The Soviet Union and Fight Drago for the Honor of Capitalism and America: The one from Rocky IV.

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Let Us Be Your Poison reviews
When Ruby was four, she saw her mother executed by the Kingdom of Atlas. In a world without Grimm, Huntsmen are mere soldiers, and Ruby is trained in secret to redeem her mom's haunted legacy. But to succeed, she'll have to survive her own teammates: an heiress born with a terrible curse, a revolutionary with a murderous past, and her own sister, who's slowly losing her mind. AU.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,473 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Yang's Eternal Hotness reviews
While Team RWBY tries to reconcile with what they learned about Salem from the Relic, Yang makes an interesting observation about their greatest enemy, and her teammates may never be able to look at each other the same way again...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,161 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Fall reviews
Captain Marvel ruins everything. At least, that's what the people in the underbelly think. All of her "saving people" crap is screwing over every honest criminal in the galaxy! But enough is enough. Some people want revenge. These bounty hunters are planning to knock this "hero" off her pedestal. Unfortunately for Carol Danvers, she might learn she has a long way to fall.
Captain Marvel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1 - C. Danvers/Vers, M. Rambeau
Goodbye To The Person I Guess You Aren't reviews
Adora decides to write a letter to Catra telling her exactly how she feels after she nearly destroyed the world. When Catra finds it, Adora might realize some things are better left unspoken. Oneshot. Fluff. Catradora. Post-Season 5 Spoilers.
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18 - [Adora/She-Ra, Catra] - Complete
A Simple Roll Call reviews
Harry gets welcomed into an exciting new year and Hogwarts and meets his new professors. He never realized just how peculiar some of their names were, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
IT: Chapter 3: The Final Chapter reviews
When Pennywise returns to haunt the town of Derry, Maine, the Loser's Club must reunite to take down the threat one more time... again...
IT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/29 - Complete
Chef, You've Been Chopped reviews
In the most exciting culinary competition on television, four chefs battle it out to determine who will become the Chopped Champion and win the 10,000 dollar prize. The world's first and last Chopped fanfiction.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Complete
I Dream of Uzumaki reviews
Young Naruto discovers that the world is more dangerous than he could ever know, even in the places closest to him... except I've never seen a single episode of Naruto and know nothing about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crescendo reviews
Since Kuvira's defeat, Korra has found peace. Aside from trying to find time with her always-busy girlfriend and trying to serve as a role model as the Avatar, there doesn't seem to be any problem she can't face. But when strange murders start occurring in Republic City, seemingly connected to her, Korra finds that even the strongest of wills can break when pushed too far.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,910 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [Asami S., Korra] Mako, Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
The Midnight Theory reviews
After her equipment is damaged during a routine mission, Tracer sees a vision of the future where Overwatch is betrayed and destroyed by one of their own. Desperate to stop her vision from coming true, she races to find a way to change her fate, as the clock ticks down to their end. Can she save both her friend and Overwatch, or is the future truly set in stone?
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,681 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, Angela Z./Mercy, Lena O./Tracer, Sombra/Olivia C. - Complete