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 Author has written 11 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Misc. Books, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, The Room, 2003, and Casablanca. UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!!!! This page used to belong to a trashy blonde, but evry since I stole her laptop, I have also taken control of her FF. net account. (It was up when I stoled the laptop, so i had access to it.) In any case I'm a farther more better writer than that tramp. BUT out of respect for the blonde chick I robbed I am leaving up all her original stories. So if you red a story that reads like a trashy blonde religious-hypocrite wrote it, that's her. if you read a story that reads like an alien on drugs wrote it, it's mine. UPDATE!!!!!! Guss what "trasy blond" managed to stel back her lalptop after bashing a burgler over teh head with it! I will still allow that idiot and his friends to borrow this account for htier own wsotries because as much as i hate them for stealing me shit, I must confide that they are dam fine riters, amost as good as me!! INJOY THE STORIES AND NO TROLLING! |
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THE NEW GIRL on Voyager by darkvampangle101 reviews
A beutiful American teen appears on Voyager and all of the boys on the ship falls in love. She need to go back home.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,316 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Icheb, H. Kim - Complete
Star Trek Voyager: Love and War by Jack Russel reviews
Capt. Jack Russel who is named after me must help save the Voyager but can he win Seven of Nine's love as well. Cotains action and Romance.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Seven of Nine, Seska - Complete
The Room 2: Electric Roomgaloo by JaycieSFAS reviews
After Claudette dies unexpectedly of breast cancer, Lisa uses her inheritance to open a community roller rink. Will the ghost of Johnny and a greedy, vengeful Mark stop her?
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Decision by NikitaSamuelle reviews
Chakotay's curiosity turns into something far more than he expected.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Chakotay - Complete
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Voyager: The Dawn of Ages reviews
A young girl from the 20th century finds her life changed forever when she wakes up aboard Voyager. But even in the 23rd Century she still can't fit in. But she may have a greater purpose to serve aboard Catherine Janeway's ship, served by destiny...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine, OC
VOYAGER: Ship of Miracles reviews
A fixer-fic that will resolve many if not all of the problems the show suffered from, while offering a greater emphasis on characterization and continuity. J/Cers especially may appreciate it. I know lots of people have done fixer fics but give this one a chance; you won't regret it! PLEASE R&R
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015
Destined to Be, For All Eternity reviews
Katherine and Chakotay cannot turn their back on a love that has been growing stronger and more powerful with every passing day. But danger, conflict, and a jealous Seven of Nine are only a few obstacles that stand in their way. When Katherine is in a danger unlike anything before, it's up to Chakotay to prove his love.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine, Tuvok - Complete
True Love Conquers Time and Space reviews
A short poem fic, about a secret love between two very unexpected people. Rated T for suggestive content.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Neelix, T. Paris, Tuvok, Q - Complete
All Through the Night, A Tale of a Timeless Love reviews
A poem fic, about Ilsa Lund realizing who her one true love really is. It may not be who you expect. (Rated T for some suggestive content.)
Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Complete
Ghosts of the Past reviews
After Johnny's death, Lisa must come to terms with the guilt she feels. But her guilt is interrupted when she realizes she is pregnan, and that her dead, intellectually-challenged husband Jonny just might be the father. Will Lisa make another bad decision? Or will her soul be saved by true love, from a man who cares about her? (Done in the dramatic style of The Room. Plz R&R)
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
All Through the Night reviews
When the Giant Squid demands Hermione as a sacrifice, hope seems lost for Harry's true love. But Tonks may have a plan that will save them all. But can she live with the consequences, of betraying someone who she may grow to truely love? (Warning: character death.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Giant Squid, Hermione G., Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Barbossa and Elizabeth, the Governer's Daughter reviews
A short poem-fic, about the truest love, between Elizabeth Swan and Captain Barbossa. (Rated T for some suggestive contents!)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Elizabeth S., Hector B., Syrena, Davy Jones - Complete
The Old Man and the Fish reviews
A short poem-fic, about the relationship between the old man and the swordfish, from the Hemmingway classical story "The Old Man and the Sea." Please R&R!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
Endgame Reloaded! reviews
My re-do version of "endgame." Kes returns to Voyager to warn Janeway of a spy, who pans to sell Voayger out to the Borg Collective! In saving the crew's lives, Kes also helps right the many wrongs they have made in their lives, since she left the ship.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Kes, Seven of Nine, Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Janeway Goes to Hell reviews
Janeway thinks she's finally brought Voyager home to Earth, but instead, finds them all facing judgement for their sins. (If you aren't Christian, you may still find something interesting in this story. Don't be close minded!)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - K. Janeway, Miral P., Naomi W., S. Wildman - Complete
