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Joined 10-07-13, id: 5215763, Profile Updated: 12-22-14
Author has written 6 stories for Phineas and Ferb.

Hi there. Unfortunately, you have fallen into the trap that is my profile...You are doomed (though you will probably turn around, since humans have this amazing thing called free will, that I am currently lacking). Anyway read on...

About Myself

I am a composer/writer/artist, between the ages of 15 and 20, with a brain full of autistic/ADHD stuff you wouldn't even start to understand (Yes, I do have ADHD and high-functioning autism spectrum disorder) Just like a lot of the authors on this site, I was always a bit on a weird side, going through some of the strangest obsessions imaginable (that's what got me into Fan-Fiction in the first place). Currently, I'm trying to compose music for concert band (my newest choice in musical tastes) as well as a little orchestra.

About my Writing

I currently only have 3 published stories all of them on Phineas and Ferb, though I am planning to expand to more, such as South Park and Criminal Minds. I'm planning to add more to Meet the Doofs (I was originally going to publish a new chapter every few days or so), as well as a story centering around Irving, and maybe even one where Perry has to find a mate...idk. I do want to do something with Cartman/Kyle from South Park, and maybe something with Butters.

Shipping:

Ferb/Isabella: I know I've written for Phinabella, but to be honest, I prefer Ferbella, since it's not as cliché or just as predictable as Phinabella. Don't get me wrong, there are some good Phineas and Izzy stories out there, but this pairing just seems fresher. Buford and Adyson: These two are perfect for each other, since Adyson has that sassy spunk that fits Buford's aggressive ways. Phineas/Ferb: The perfect gay couple, since they lived together most of their lives, they know each other better than anyone else. And since they aren't related by blood, they don't have to deal with the whole incest issue.

There is more to come, as I will write for other genres as well.

Congrats. You have read my entire profile, filling your head with knowledge that will probably never help you in life.

The Wizard.

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A bunch of one shots by vcawarrior15 reviews
I finally wanted to post some M rated fics on this profile so here are a few things that I wrote a while ago and decided to post. Lemon warning: Phineas and Isabella. Must be 18 to read. Hope you like it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
The Boys go Camping by Randomnesses reviews
Percy, Luke Jason and Nico go camping for the weekend, oblivious of their feelings for each other. When a troupe of lovely ladies interferes, jealousy and seduction run rampant. Hilarity and lemony goodness ensue. M for boyxboy(xboyxboy) and swearing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Luke C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
String Theory by HigherSilver reviews
Friends With Benefits; in theory, it sounds perfect. All the "fun" with no repercussions, no commitment, and no strings attached. If Isabella and Ferb decided to test this theory, nothing would change, right? Isabella would still love Phineas and Ferb would still love Vanessa. So why do the two of them just keep getting tangled together? The theory is about to be challenged.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 83,869 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - [Isabella, Ferb] - Complete
Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt by Jet Engine reviews
Greetings! It is I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, here to tell you all about the various things you should like or hate. You may know me from my appearances on YouTube, but now I'm taking over Fanfiction! Now, all I have to do is blast you with my read-inator, so you'll read my Daily Dirts. Also, if there's a topic you'd like me to cover, just let me know.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Eternal by Enviouswriter1 reviews
Still in love with Percy, but feeling completely hopeless, Nico has been hiding in the depths of the underworld. While there he discovers something that is going to change the entire world, but Nico could never have guessed just how much. Angst, drama, romance, sex. Percy/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,834 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Jason G. - Complete
In the Closet by Lupusoctura reviews
Ferb, you clever genius. Making Phineas and Isabella play Seven Minutes in Heaven? Why didn't WE ever think of that?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Isabella, Phineas] - Complete
Yellow by Emmyreds reviews
Prompt: "Whoa I'm in the wrong car" AU. Contains subtle Phinbella. Oneshot. Come on guys do I really need to elaborate
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Isabella, Phineas
Made for Each Other by The WGPM reviews
Doofenshmirtz finally got one right. His goal: to engineer the perfect human - but his success came with a catch. So had someone else. When the results' forbidden meeting becomes reality, they'll both learn there's much more to their origins than meets the eye, and their bond may have consequences worse than what anyone could have predicted. Not your typical Phinabella AU! Redone!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,573 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Isabella, Phineas] Ferb, Gretchen - Complete
I Voted for you, Kevin by sleepyheadextreme reviews
It began on Candace's best day ever turned worst day ever, Jeremy is leaving for college, Phineas and Ferb don't seem to need their sister, and now the zebra is claiming that her existence might be snuffed out. "The Lights are dying, Kevin, and soon the stars will fall."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2014
Wanna Know What Love Is by Sally White reviews
There's only one thing that Ginger and Buford know that they have in common: they're both in love with Baljeet. But now he's getting married to Mishti and they're both forcing themselves to be in the wedding. Can these two broken hearts find comfort-and maybe more-in each other? one-sided Balinger, one-sided Bujeet, Buford x Ginger. Crack ship ahead!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Buford, Ginger] Baljeet
The Little Moments Collection by Sally White reviews
In relationships, it's not the big picture you need to focus. It's all the little moments that lead up to that big picture. Here is a collection of stories that tells about all the little moments in Phineas and Isabella's relationships as it grows and blossoms. Phinbella featuring other characters as well. Ratings will vary from chapter to chapter.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Isabella, Phineas] Ferb, Fireside Girls - Complete
The Slender Chronicles by Moriabbey reviews
After months of strange behavior, Isabella disappears in Danville Forest one night. The rest of the gang is determined to find out what happened to her, but when they begin to search, they uncover secrets more terrible than anything they'd ever imagined. Not being worked on; reboot pending. See profile page for (slightly) more information.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,393 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Isabella, Phineas
Fireside Diaries by Freedom Fighter reviews
Isabella and the Fireside Girls have plenty of adventures themselves, even when Phineas and Ferb aren't around. The future of Troop 46231 is in the balance! Spring is fast approaching, and while the question of who will lead them is still up in the air, another issue looms on the horizon... grade school graduation! (This week's episode: "Ship")
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 210,138 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Isabella, Phineas] Fireside Girls, Adyson S.
Movie Star by Shelamnia reviews
Alex is subjected to the worst, isn't he? Basically PWP. Smut. Don't like, don't read.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Alex R./Cub, Wolf, Snake, Ben D./Fox]
Disguises Lead to More Problems Than They Solve by Yaoi's Consort reviews
Megamind attempts to learn more about Roxanne, and Metro Man saves him when he really doesn't need his help. Metro Man doesn't get it. Starring his diguise generator watch! Metro Man/Megamind, gender confusion.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Megamind, Metro Man
The Livestream by Phinbella Fan No.1 reviews
Izzy makes a YouTube account, but doesn't tell Phineas for a reason. Phineas finds out, but he find out her crush as well...Rated T to be safe!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb
Forgetful Friends by Sabrina06 reviews
Gretchen is Jr. Leader to a local Fireside Girls' Troop. When almost everyone forgot her birthday, Gretchen tries to keep a stiff upper lip. She also has her eye on a certain someone, though she's not sure if they're interested in her. Full length 'Coffee Talk Chapter 37: Dispirited Gretchen'. SPOILER: Ferb/Gretchen & Phineas/Isabella
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Ferb, Gretchen] [Isabella, Phineas] - Complete
Getting Comfortable by PairOfDoofs reviews
Sometimes it takes some getting used to.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,709 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Have You Ever Had A Crush On Someone? by Sabrina06 reviews
Co-authored with Robot Wolf 26Z. The Fireside Girls are working on their last few patches. Phineas and Ferb have always been there to help in the past. Everyone starts to ask each other the same question; "Have you ever had a crush on someone?" Some answers might be a little surprising.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Fireside Girls, Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Goodbye by Sabrina06 reviews
16-year-old Ferb runs into an old girlfriend while on vacation.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Ferb, Gretchen, Phineas - Complete
The Talk by sasaengandfab reviews
Flynn has to have "the talk" with Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
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Ferb Fletcher's mind isn't always filled with thoughts of roller coasters, lunar ice cream or summer in general. Sometimes, it can have a darkside... Rated T for suicidal themes.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Complete
Puberty: The Dreaded Change reviews
Now a series of puberty one-shots featuring the gang. Rated M for sexual content and lemons in later chapters. Baljeet is back!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 10/12/2013
Simple Reflections reviews
Katie ponders her existence.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Katie - Complete
Irving's Super Spectacular Guide to FanFiction reviews
Join Irving as he shares his bountiful knowledge of FanFiction to you, through his brand new FanFic!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014
Meet the Doofs reviews
Little drabble that goes on in the Doofenshmirtz clan.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa, Roger
After the Happily Ever After reviews
This is why Disney won't show what happens after the fairy tale ends. Rated M for sexual content
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Phineas, Isabella] - Complete