Lestrade notices how John Watson lets Sherlock order him around. He notices, and thinks it's a crime that John's natural talents as a submissive are going to waste. He sets about correcting the situation in the natural way. Football, drinking, and loads of kinky gay sex. Explicit. Johnstrade.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Gregory Lestrade had never much looked at Mycroft Holmes... and then the temperature climbed and he saw the man eat an ice cream. See warnings inside.

Jim/Seb or Moriarty/Moran. Personal time over the phone in different timezones. PWP.