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Joined 11-14-13, id: 5327449, Profile Updated: 08-09-18
Author has written 20 stories for Torchwood, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Web Shows, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Captain America, Avengers, and Lord of the Rings.

I met my Fall Out Boys 17/07/15

I saw Forehead! and the Replacements 17/08/14 and shook hands and bro-hugged forehead on 15/04/17

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The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 143 - Words: 546,512 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 7/6/2011
The Secret He Keeps by TheAwesomeMoustache reviews
What if there was more behind the Yamimash that everyone knows? What if Mark is the one to find out? Can Yami break through his inner demons, or will he fall beyond Mark's grip? *Everyone is OOC, AU, and there is swearing. Mostly centered around a dark theme for awareness.* You have been warned, there is 'Markimash'.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Markiplier
Without You I'd Be Miserable At Best by TheRebelFlesh reviews
Sherlock had always been alone, and that's the way he's always liked it. Constantly tortured by his peers, he resorts to hurting himself to drive the pain away. But when a new student named John comes along,seemingly intent on helping him, his views on friendship might just change. But will he be strong enough to keep going? Will contain triggers and eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,626 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nice Guys Finish Second by robotiancornattack reviews
After being turned down by Mari, Joven has to find a way to cope while still being professional. As it turns out, Anthony also seems to be having relationship problems. Lasercorn gets the bright idea to push them together. Will it work or just backfire completely? Pairings: Jovanthony, Iancorn, & Marhinki. SEQUEL to The Fortune Cookie Told Me To!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Smosh
Asphyxia by Shironette reviews
As a series of severe panic attacks work away at John's mental and physical health, Sherlock is left to determine whether this is the work of an enemy, or if there is something that John is hiding. Post Reichenbach / Dark themes / Established Johnlock / Slash / Second draft / COMPLETE 7/6/14
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,793 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Things that start with M by tazia101 reviews
John is lost in the monotony of mundane life, visiting Sherlock's grave every week. Imagine his surprise when he meets someone there... A dark-haired genius who's supposed to be dead. Oh no, it's not who you're thinking. Don't be OBVIOUS, nothing is as it seems, and madness is like gravity... Like falling down a rabbit hole. Post-Reichenbach AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,579 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Kiss Me Then by TheBlondeWeasley reviews
For a second I thought he could do it. My eyes fluttered shut and I waited but nothing happened. Nothing ever happened. - Phan
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/21/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Reset, Obviously by SarahCat1717 reviews
Set during Torchwood's ep. "Reset", Jack and Ianto make a trip to St. Bart's to retrieve the body of a victim that died under the same mysterious circumstances as several others. They are interrupted by a DI and his consulting detectives. Lestrade has a bone to pick with Torchwood and Sherlock finds his white whale. Possible eventual Johnlock. Established Janto. Pre Towen?
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,913 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J., Sherlock H., John W.
Do You Wanna' Build a Snowman, Percy? by MamaWardenToTheRescue reviews
A Frozen inspired short that will bring back those Potter feels that you thought were over and locked in a dark cupboard like a boggart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2014 - George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
The Fortune Cookie Told Me To by robotiancornattack reviews
After the recent Ianthony Game Bang punishment, Lasercorn is left to analyze how he feels about Ian and whether Iancorn is just a joke or if maybe, just maybe, there's a little bit of truth on his side. Does he risk their friendship by coming clean or keep it to himself and enjoy what he has? A bet with Joven might just decide this for him. Pairings: Iancorn & Marishire.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,878 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Smosh - Complete
The Other Half by TrappedOnThisWebsite reviews
What did Finn think when he saw Jack say, "Apart from feeling suicidal, I'm fine" in his video? (Rating for self-harm reference)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2013 - JacksGap - Complete
Last Kiss by Vhaenya reviews
John has a disease that is incurable and he is dying slowly, Dave is there with him up to his last moments. Character death.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Demons by HarryPForever reviews
Dan self-harms and is anorexic. Can Phil help him battle his demons, or is he too tightly held in their grip? (Phan) WARNING: may be triggering.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Figuring this Out by timelordangel reviews
Teenager AU where the Fantastic Foursome are growing up in a boarding house and you never quite know what's going to happen- especially when a dark haired boy moves in and Dan doesn't know what to think. Eventual Phan!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,704 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,941 - Follows: 1,729 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Adventure to Candy Mountain w Fred and George by sailornightingale reviews
So this is a Crack-fic that I quickly pulled together that I happened to think up one day. It's Charlie the Unicorn- Harry Potter style. I thought, what if Fred and George decide to take their older brother Charlie out on an adventure?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Charlie W. - Complete
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Garrison College reviews
College AU, where I'm taking requests for ships and headcanons. It's mainly Klance, with agender!Pidge, and slight Shallura, but changes can be made as needed. Spanish!Lance, and Clueless!Keith (as fucking usual).
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H.
The Tragedy That Is High School reviews
AU: high school Stucky with other marvel characters. Steve returns to school for his senior year to find that Bucky is nowhere to be seen. His pal and his buddy were practically his world, as he really had no other close friends. Yes, he will find Bucky, and yes, high school really sucks. This is for Scarlet, who is my Bucky. I love you 'til the end of the line.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Tony S./Iron Man - Complete
Japhan Adventures reviews
What time is it? Adventure Time (in Japan, of course)! This is going to be a multi chapter story, never fear. I'll also try to update at least once a week... (I may end up like Dan, though... Oops) EDIT: this has been (as of now) discontinued
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 4/14/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Ultimate reviews
Torchwood members find a sharp incline in rift activity which spirals out of control when they find what has come out of the rift. With the help of the Avengers and their fellow Agents, the Torchwood team can use all the help they can get when some things coming out of the rift threaten the lives of those not just in Cardiff, but New York, London and possibly other locations.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 11/14/2013
Happy Christmas, Ianto Jones! reviews
Before Jack and before Torchwood, Ianto Jones had once worked with S.H.I.E.L.D, which was taxing work that had little regards to the holidays. Ianto just wishes for one quiet Christmas, but instead finds a banged-up Clint Barton being dropped on his couch, and is instructed to look after him. So much for a quiet Christmas.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Ianto J., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I Knew You Were Trouble
So how did Ianto Jones and Clint Barton really meet? Explore the past between Clint and Ianto in their younger years. This is a backstory to their relationship (as I have mentioned in my fanfiction Ultimate)
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,967 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Ianto J., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The End of All Things reviews
(After Children of the Earth) The rift of Cardiff acts up and Ianto Jones finds himself alive, before mourning over the crumbled Torchwood Tower. Of course, he begins t questions his past life choices, before realising that a fresh start is his best bet. A fresh start, however, has its downfalls... But will Ianto take his chances, or try and wait for his Jack Harkness to return?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Jack H., Ianto J.
A Gift for Phil reviews
Found this old fanfiction from a while back and decided to post it. Phan. Rated T for stuff. Might have posted this before under a different title...? Also, happy birthday to my son Phillip Lester.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Leave Me to Dream reviews
Phil wakes up in hospital with no idea as to how he got there. T for safety and stuff.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
What Love Must Feel Like reviews
A late night after Dan has fallen asleep leaves Phil to reminisce in the past and remember how he got to where he presently is with his best friend. Oh how far they have come, and how Phil finds out what love really feels like. Rated T for safety, even though it's hecka fluffy stuff.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Crack Chronicles reviews
Crack!Phan One-Shots. None of them are related, and I will not be giving context to any of them. No smut. Rated T
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
My Best Friend reviews
One-Shot, based loosely off of a tumblr post, where a five year old Dan tries to make friends, but is ignored. Then an older boy comes and befriends Dan. Kindergarten!Dan and Year Five!Phil (but they look like their current selves, only smol)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Crabstickz, Tyler Oakley - Complete
Only Fools Fall for Us reviews
Troye is finishing his album and travelling while his boyfriend is home. Both boys are worried their relationship won't hold up with the distance and elongated time apart. Neither of them can imagine being without the other, but they fear things might not work out. Fluff fiction.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 10/7/2015
Gays of Thrones reviews
One-Shot Hannah/Ingrid fluff. Need I say more? Ingrid is worn out after recording and posting her coming out video, but nothing a little girlfriend cuddle time, Netflix, red wine, and puns can't fix. (Rated T for safety)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Hello, Harto! - Complete
Time-Lord, Companion Lost to Time, and In Time for the Happy Ending reviews
After a series of events that forced him to leave his companion, both The Doctor and his companion have changed. Fortunately, The Doctor is able to bring his companion back with some time to spare. One-Shot, T-Rated just in case.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2015 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Legolas - Complete
Boys of Zummer reviews
This isn't a fanfic, but rather my tale of meeting Fall Out Boy on their Boys of Zummer tour.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Complete
Issues with the Internet reviews
One-Shot: Dan hates the 'Phan' shipping ordeal, and is just about done with the internet when he goes through the Phan tag on Tumblr. Phil agrees that the shipping is a bit of an issue...right?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Ask Tingsley! reviews
One-Shot in which Tyler and Kingsley are creating an #AskTingsley video. Make sure you read the disclaimer at the beginning. Enjoy the Tingsley ship!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Tyler Oakley - Complete
The False Fall reviews
One-shot Wholock. John is suffering greatly after Sherlock's fall with night terrors,and there is one person who helps...a bit. There comes another problem at hand with a lost trio, who are linked to the night terrors. Are the night terrors real, or are they just a figment of John's imagination? Rated T to be safe. Shock blankets, a cuppa, and souffle may be required.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., John W. - Complete
The Fall of Them Both reviews
A used-to-be One-Shot fanfic, with a backstory. Post-Fall, Pre-Hearse. Johnlock shipping! Warning: You'd better find a blanket for shock, otherwise, they'll all be taken. Tissues may also be required. Welcome aboard the feels hearse (it isn't empty)! Also, a special thanks to Kostenlos, who wrote the letters by Sherlock, because she was my Sherlock. -JW
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete