AU. Zim hissed at the handmade bird that had landed close to his nest. TOO close to his nest! How DARE these creatures put their feet on HIS planet! (Abandoned)

Grunkle Ford decides to poll the users of a Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons forum he frequents to see which edition of his beloved game they prefer. Unfortunately for Ford, the internet isn't the calm, reliable source of intellectual discourse and discussion he believes it to be. Takes place after Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons but before The Last Mabelcorn.

It started with a stowaway - a blood Nightray that accused Cardinal Jack Vessalius of all people of treachery! Next thing Oz knows, he's abducted from his father's ship by the Baskerville pirates, and brought aboard the Black Chain. But as new details unfold, Oz discovers there's more to this than meets the eye, and his father isn't as benevolent as he seems... Pirate AU.

"I just...had a really wonderful dream." An alternate take on the Retrace 104 tea party. (PHPM Prompt #1: Quote)

Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.

One-shot set in the Trascendence AU (transcendence-au on tumblr). Dipper encounters a group of cultists who claim to know his true name.

The Okumura twins don't exactly seem like twins-but they're definitely brothers. They just prioritize. (Characters to be added)

An AU origins fic for Bill. In the year 1928, a unique young man named William M. Cipher arrives in Gravity Falls. After a year, neither he nor the sleepy little Oregon town would ever be the same again. The following is an account of Billy's time spent living there, in his own words. Rated T for language, graphic violence, suggestive scenes and adult situations.

The love letters Gideon sends Mabel, which she throws away in Bottomless pit. Magidbeleon? Mabel still doesn't like Gideon, though. Mentions murder but nothing really bad. Oh my, OVER 25K VIEWS! I don't know what to say :) THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH :D xxx

Dib decides to use the Roboparents as a substitute for his own father. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.

How did the series really end? What caused the downfall of The Irken Empire? What mysterious secrets does Dib have in his past? What is the truth about the leaders of Earth? And what's with the puppet show? Find out the answers in this insane fic!

What really happened the night one of the most respected agents of the Swollen Eyeballs died? Find out in this mad fic!

What happens when the gang ends up in jail? MADNESS!

Gir steals some of Gaz's things and she must track him down through all sorts of obstacles to make him pay. Meanwhile, Zim and Dib discover the joys of reality TV.

Red and Purple have a conversation while looking over Zim's latest gift.

As if Zim didn't have enough distractions taking over the Earth, now he has to deal with a certain strange dog with a big eyeball. It's all Gir's fault.

Gaz sees the new skool psychologist. This won't take long...

Ever wonder what a normal day in the Tallests' lives is like? No? Well you're gonna find out anyway.

A new student makes the mistake of provoking Zim's wrath.

Someone finally believes Dib, but is Dib's new ally really his enemy? Will Dib be making a huge mistake trusting him? What do you think?

Gaz wonders just how insane and annoying the male members of her family really are.

Operation Impending Doom Two isn't going any better than the first one. Three guesses why?

Dib wonders about Zim's next evil scheme. Gaz wonders why she puts up with Dib in the first place.

Tired of hanging around with Dib and Zim, Gaz decides it might be time to try and make some new friends. Doesn't go well.

The behind the scenes machinations of the Skool and one wayward Irken That's not Zim cause more chaos and madness than any foodstuff can handle.

Another plan to get rid of Zim, another headache...

Ever wonder what Membrane thinks of his kids? Gaz and Dib find out the hard way.

Zim, Gir, Dib and Gaz go to Keef's birthday party. Let the madness begin!

When Gaz is in the mood to play games, beware! Alas, Zim learns this fact the hard way.

The Principal of the Skool learns the hard way that when it comes to Zim and Dib, parental help isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

It's never a good thing when Dib and Zim go to the Principal's office. Especially for the principal.

Red and Purple get another report from Zim and learn more than they wanted to know about how things are going.

Zim, Dib and Gaz have something in common, they all have committed a crime at least "twice" see their rap sheets if you dare, WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zim is responsible for a lot of damage - but what if it isn't all his fault? Zim is the puppet... now meet the puppet master. COMPLETE! READ IMPORTANT NOTE AT THE END!

Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.

I have written insane Broadway versions of "Bestest Friends", "Game Slave 2", "Rise of the Zitboy", "Tak, The Hideous New Girl", and "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom"! For parodies, I have included MIDI links to the tunes. The Extravaganza is now complete!

Poor Dib is stuck in a Wizard of Oz parody, complete with songs! This horrible monstrosity is now complete!

Because the one thing more twisted than Invader Zim is a Broadway version of Invader Zim. It's the greatest musical ever written about obsession, doom, and tacos.