BlankPoofTheoryhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, and Once Upon a Time. Hello, I am a 28 year old mother of 2. I have no idea what I am doing with my life other than when I am being a mom. By that I mean, I enjoy writing, photography, cake making, and drawing. I am a terribly introvert and I have severe social anxiety making it very hard for me to talk to people in person. Random things about me: I hate my natural hair color, my preferred color is red My favorite color is blue I have green eyes All my pets have had (slightly) abnormal names. I am short (5'0") I am writing my own original story (2 actually) which I hope to get published one day I was married on Halloween, and I have been described by a pastor as "visualize Halloween as a person". My favorite author is Stephen King. |
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Desires by pinkcactusx reviews
Clary has always felt hot and heavy for her brother's best friend, Jace. Does he feel the same way? Can a relationship grow between them? all human/heavy lemons. J/C
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Clary F., Jace W.
Between Heaven and Hell by Alexandra Lyman reviews
A Hook/Emma angel/demon AU. They hide in plain sight, the servants of heaven and hell. The angels and the demons, who can save your soul or damn it. They stand on opposite sides, they are the bringers of light and the agents of darkness, they are enemies in an eternal war, but what happens when an angel and a demon are inexplicably drawn to each other?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 159,338 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts
There and Back Again by ElyssaCousland reviews
Sierra is a modern-day business consultant who finds herself suddenly in her favourite video game, Dragon Age. Her actions will change the history of Thedas. But what is a modern-day girl with too much knowledge supposed to do in a world surrounded by magic and monsters? Will cover DA2 and DAI (AU!) also. No descriptive sex - for NSFW version, see There and Back Again - Unedited.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 195 - Words: 976,744 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Cailan T., Duncan
A Red Sun Rises by Tempest Rulz reviews
Damon Salvatore is cocky and makes snow angels outside Winterfell's walls. Katherine Pierce is a mysterious woman who charms kings and subdues armies. Elena Gilbert doesn't even know the seven houses and can't see why there's no sugar on the Wall. And Robb Stark? He brings them all under his banner. Friendships are formed, enemies are made, and blood is on the menu.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 116 - Words: 566,870 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Jon S., Robb S., Sansa S., Jaime L.
Poem Without Words by totheendoftheworldortime79 reviews
Looking to make some extra money, college senior Emma Swan takes a post as a model for Professor Killian Jones' art class. Sparks fly on both sides. Will they give into temptation?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,120 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Sharing Space by singingisfun reviews
After two years, Emma comes for visit and Killian offers to let her use his room while she's there. Captain Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,058 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Perfect Roommate by headoverhook reviews
Emma was in desperate need of a roommate, but wasn't finding anyone who suited her. Until her brother David presented her the perfect roommate. A man who had an obsession with tidiness, who was a great cook, and most importantly ... he was gay. Roommate AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
Unlocked by totheendoftheworldortime79 reviews
An unusual one night stand takes on a life of its own, as Emma Swan finds herself enthralled by Killian and Liam Jones, visiting English naval officers. Modern AU. Rated M for an extremely good reason.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,886 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Liam J. - Complete
Something Quite Peculiar by somethingquitepeculiar reviews
As the moon cannot shine without the sun, the Guardians cannot thrive without the Muses. When the Muses are threatened by a dark entity hoping to harness their power, they must call upon the Guardians and their centuries-old alliance. Together they must learn more about this threat, and what can be done to stop it and keep the Guardians and Muses strong and alive. Eventual JackxOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 364,845 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC] - Complete
Lost Souls & Rabbit Holes by nowforruin reviews
When Ruby decides her latest project is getting a one-handed man back on his feet by making him a bartender at the Rabbit Hole, Emma isn't so sure it's a great idea. But as the days go on, there's just something about Killian Jones that makes her want to be found. AU. CaptainSwan, with appearances by Ruby, David, and Mary Margaret.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Professor Herondale by mybookboyfriendsaresosexy reviews
Clary knew it would never happen. She knew she could never have the art professor she had been crushing on for the past three years. But what happens when their close friendship and student/teacher relationship puts them in situations causing sparks, a burning ache of lust and loss of control? Rated M for lemons, adult language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,349 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
My Blue Eyed Captor by damonnelena51 reviews
"Ahh Mr John Gilbert," He said in an amused tone. "Your daddy owes us some money," I felt myself freeze but he continued "And we need something to help him pay up, do you know anything worth of value that i could use to get my money back sweetheart?" Warning: ADULT THEMES M FOR GOOD REASON!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,249 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Elena G., Damon S.
Before Clary by StillLostinaFairytale reviews
"He prays to the angel that Pandemonium will be dead-without demonic activity he silently corrects himself-so that he can concentrate on finding some much needed relief in the dozens of girls that throw themselves at him." Who is Jace before he meets Clary? What happens when their paths finally collide? Rated M because Jace is super crass and horny (bad language/sexual content).
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Jace W., Clary F.
Bring Me The Night by iwantyoudamon reviews
AH/AU :: Elena's freshly back on the market, she's young, single and ready to mingle. What happens when an older man catches her eye?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,289 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Damon S., Elena G.]
The Artist & The Mockingjay by Genevieve Stoneburner reviews
Cinna said I had to trust him with my life. That the boy with the bread would turn me into the girl on fire. I didn't know that one promise would change the course of my life forever, that I would open to the ideas I have guarded myself against. HG, CF, MJ. A twist on everything. EverLark & MasonGale
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,718 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] [Gale H., Johanna M.]
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Dystopian Fire reviews
Set in a dystopian future where men rule and women are ushered away from youth until sent for marriage. In a world of turmoil Clary is wed knowing nothing of the true world around her of those that wish for things to change. Can Clary set herself free from the only rules she has ever known? Jace, her new husband tries to show her that a different world is worth fighting for.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 12/18/2018
Of Glory and Gore reviews
AU. Angel/Demon Clace. Clary is a demon tasked with revenge and vengence, Jace is a watcher angel tasked with protecting the human race. By some fluke, Clary and Jace bound themselves to each other in a way that neither heaven nor hell can dispute. Sexy dangerous, with lemons and laughs. Short multi-fic, just having some fun when I should be working on other things.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,003 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Reinventing Yourself: Requires a Patent reviews
Clarissa is struggling to know who she is after a destructive relationship and and troubled past. Clary goes on a journey to find herself and makes plenty of mistakes along the way. Warning: Clary ships about everything, but it is heavy on the Clace throughout. All human, AU. Rated M for pretty much everything that M can be.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,423 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Green-Eyed Monster and other drabble
Pretty much this is just a one-shot of what I wanted to see on 3X21, but I may decide to do other one-shots later. It's Captain Swan smut because that what I want and hopefully some of you all want to see it too.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2015
City of Deliverance reviews
(Sequel to City of Vicissitude) Sebastian has returned from the dead miraculously and mysteriously and now he is acting a little different. Can Clary and Jace discover what is going on with him before he hurts someone he loves? M for dark themes and possible lemons in future chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,009 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
City of Vicissitude reviews
Slight AU. Clary decides to move in with her new found brother once now that she is 18 and found out that she is part of the Shadowhunter world. He is supposed to train her but Clary quickly meets his adoptive brother Jace and learns he can train her in things other than fighting. M for possible lemons later.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,414 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Frozen Fire reviews
This follows the end of Mockingjay from the perspective of Gale and his life without Katniss. We all know that Gale went to District 2 and was given a "fancy" Capitol job, but what was it really? Now that the Mockingjay was not needed would Panem need a new celebrity face to focus their efforts on?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Gale H., OC] Plutarch H.
