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I'm sorry guys, but it seems that due to some issues, Confessions of a Teenage Crossdresser will probably be my last story on fanfiction, and once I am finished with it, I won't be writing fanfiction, and I probably won't use this account anymore either. Sorry to disappoint you, but after that story, this account will probably go dormant. The stories I liked but I'll never finish have already been adopted by my friends, so after this story is over, I won't be writing anymore. (Jessamyn, 5/6/15)

Hello peeps! What's up? Before we say anything minor, we're going to start off the profile with a few major points.

So with this vital information, I think you can make it through the rest of our profile.

Here's our deviantart account, and it has some fanart of ours. http:///

Hey guys, we also have a fictionpress account! There's not much on it, just two stories, but read please Fiction Press Account

We have a tumblr as well! Here's my (Jessamyn's) Book review blog! Book Review Blog

Just Jessamyn Accounts and things:

I have a personal wattpad! : Wattpad Link

A Quiz for Tins of Ice and Fire: http:///quiz31/quiz/1404751531/What-Twins-of-Ice-and-Fire-Character-are-you

GGG com http:///user/Jessamyn-Le-Feyn

If you have requests for book reviews, please tell!!

We, Ice Queen and Fire Queen solemnly swear to review every fic we read, no matter how old, young, stupid, lovely, amazing, retarded, or horribly written it is. This is for all of you that are tired of seeing 100 hits and only 14 reviews. I've joined the Review Revolution. Have you?

Join us and copy and paste this into your profile!

Pillow fights and cuddles. Tears and laughter. Frowns and smiles. Fights and make up. Arguments and agreements. Loneliness and togetherness. Ups and downs. Bad days and good days. We have been through all this but never thought of giving up on each other. Our life is full of sugar and spice...fire and ice...BUT everything nice. We have been through the best and the worst but no matter what comes up for us for the rest of our life we are Best friends, and sisters. But what's better than that- we're twins.

TWIN NUMBER ONE!

Hi, I'm Jessamyn. That's my real name, yes. You can call me Jess, Jessa, Myn, or just Jessamyn.

my favorite thing to fangitl about!!!! Is... How to train your dragon! I am in love with Hiccup!,

My absolute fave quotes:

" So you loved my mom 20 years ago, she got married to her friend who was supposedly your friend, and you hate him and want to kill him, take my mom, and get me, her kid as a sidekick in your adventure to take over the world? Man you are one crazed up froot loop. How about you get a cat? That would help your issues." -Danny Fenton/Phantom, Danny Phantom, to Vlad/Plasmius

Danny: inside the evil hospital AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO!
Tucker: hates hospitals and doesn't want to go into one Still technically not a cry for help.
Danny: HELP ME!
Tucker: Still not a cry for my help...
Danny: TUCKER!
Tucker: Aw darn it!

Sam: Danny, if you’re going to drool, would you not mind doing it over my tofu-soymilk?
Tucker: Drool on a tofu-soymilk isn’t drool, it’s seasoning

Danny: (Meditating) Sam... Sam... Sam...
(Sam taps on the window)
Danny: SAM! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying!

Cosmo: (When Dimsdale was mad at Timmy for freeing that Chompy) Well, you lived a happy life, right?
Timmy: I'm only ten!
Cosmo: I said happy, not long.

Things to do in an elevator...

CRY at the end and tell everyone you'll never forget them.

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

I'm a figure skater, I compete and stuff so... that's why I'm Ice Queen... And also because I'm platinum blonde and a bit pale...Anyway, I love fantasy and romance and drama and poetry... yeah. Here's some shout-outs to my friends on FF.

Thanks to Slytherin-Hunter of Artemis, Cynthia Darling, and Curlscat for being my top friends on FanFiction.

Thanks to The Irish Lass, Ode to Fangirl, and Curlscat for helping edit some stories and giving me ideas.

Thanks to Fusion Palace, ElsaAnnaSnowQueen, and LaylaEnchantix for giving me a fun conversation in PMs and reviews.

Thanks to PrincessVenture, GarvinMark, and Slytherin-Hunter of Artemis for giving me feedback and showing me what a good read is like.

Thanks to everyone you reviewed my stories, read my stories, faved my stories, followed my stories, or PMs me, I appreciate you all.

Don't be offended if you aren't on the list, it was just who I really feel gratitude to. :)

Oh, and

(/)_(/)
(='.'=) BUNNY!
(")_(")

LOL. :)

I'd also like to say that if you find ANYONE using my ideas, paragraphs, stories, or passing off as me, or talking about me or my twin, please report it to me through a review or PM so I can check it out. My sister and I do NOT give anyone permission to use our material. Thanks!!

My Super iPod Life Challenge!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits: Anaconda by Nicki Monaj (okay...)

Waking Up: All That Matters By Justin Bieber (Waking up does matter...hm...)

First Day of School: Dark Horse by Katy Perry (Wonderful. *sarcastic eye roll)

Falling in Love: Ever Ever After by By Carrie Underwood (AWWEESOOOMMMEEEE)

Fight Song: You and I By One Direction (Uh...)

Breaking Up: Miss Moving On By Fifth Harmony (Wow, luck!)

Prom: Hurricane by Bridgit Mendler (What's that supposed to mean?)

Life is just...OK: Rolling in the Deep (Eh..)

Mental Breakdown: Not Like the Movies by Katy Perry (Perfect or what?!?)

Driving: Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus (No Comment)

Flashback: Come and Get It by Selena Gomez(Well, Uh..)

Getting Back Together: Defying Gravity (LOL...)

Birth of Child: The Way You Hold Me By Jamie Grace (Heh)

Wedding: At Last I See the Light By Mandy Moore and Zachery Levi Tangled Soundtrack (Well. :)

Final Battle: Brave By Sara whatshername. (YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!)

Death Scene: Fallen by Lauren Wood (awesomeness!!)

Funeral Song: Call Me Maybe By Whatherfaceamajigger (Sarcastic eye roll)

End Credits: It's Not Just Make Believe! By Kari Kimmel (Perfect!!)

(Little disappointed no Beatles song turned up since I have about a million of those.)

Hey guys, I've been receiving lots of concern and questions about my stories, and I'm here to answer them.

First off, Jack Frost and His Crush has been adopted by my twin. Figure Skating and One Wish HAVE BEEN DELETED.

Now, if you're wondering why these things above happened, here is your answer.

For JFaHC, I simply lost interest and found the story lame and cliche.

For the stories I deleted, I decided that they were poorly written and I had to... Write better stories. If they had been finished, I would have left them. But since they are not and never will be, I lost interest in writing them and decided to get them off my account, because unfinished projects that I wont work on anymore really annoy me. And they didn't have THAT many reviews for me to savor anyway.

Anyway, here are the other stories I have and how each one is going, in no real order. One shots not included.

A Wish For Love: A DaphnexOC love story. It is currently on TEMPORARY HIATUS. I AM NOOOTTTTT GONNA ABANDON IT!!! Well, at least not now. I'll think about what to do with it, continue it or keep it, later. But right now, its just on BREAK, because I have many other stories I published before that one that need finishing.

Princess Academy: This is also on Temporary Hiatus, but I might update based on my mood or if I'm bored with other stories at the moment.

Phone Call to the Future: Its finished. Its pretty short, but so be it. It was an idea I had that I liked at first, but then I got too lazy, so that just sort of made me too lazy to be a good writer for the rest of the story. Yeah. I'm not exactly proud of it though...

Life is Worth More than Gold: A WIP... I'm working on it right now, and I think results are positive so far. I don't think its SO popular or anything, but oh well.

Grimm Poems: A Poem series I Finished. I WILL be writing a sequel, but not as of right now. I have three stories that I'm working on right now, so I'm gonna finish writing Life is Worth More Than Gold and Phantom Week, and I think then I'll work on Nevermore and More Grimm Poems at the same time... Along with A Wish for Love, and More Than the Eye Can See, probably. As you can see, I'm pretty busy.

Nevermore: On temporary hiatus. I think I'll get back to it after Life is Worth More Than Gold and Phantom Week are over.

After the Stab: A one shot series, I only update it sometimes, but due to lack of interest, I'm going to only write ten or fifteen chapters, completely.

Phantom Week: A short Reveal fic, maybe ten short chapters at the most. I'm going to try to finish before October.

My Heart Sings: Finished two shot.

More Than the Eye Can See: Extra long reveal fic sequence. With some action and Vlad, of course.

Twins of Ice and Fire: That's a double story with my sister and I, and its really long at the moment and I'm wondering if we're ever going to finish it and do the sequel... We might decided aganist a third story in the sequence. I don't know at the moment, but I have lost interest in it, as of the moment.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm A THEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm a TOMBOY so i MUST think i'm a GUY

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm ENGLISH so i MUST be a POSH SNOB

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I WATCH LOTS OF TV so i MUST be FAT

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid

TWIN NUMBER TWO!

My name is Ignite, and my name explains my life. :)

I'm a peppy, funny, and over all; strange girl.

I love animals, especially mythical ones.

I read lots of fantasy, sci-fi, and realistic fictions.

I am only a praise-winner with my friends on my singing and writing, but I'm a black belt in Martial Arts.

I am Fire Queen.

I am a little tan, and have a blend of red, blonde, and brown hair (which my mom calls dish-water blonde :P), with bright green eyes.

These are the stories I'm working on (not including one-shots or books not based on anything,):

P.S. I don't really read fanfics, just make them. My twin is the one who always reviews.

BOTH OF US STUFF:

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-1 knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

I NORMALLY DON'T DO CHAINS. ABOVE ARE EXCEPTIONS!

And yes, Jessamyn (Me) does all the fanfiction books covers, so yeah me!!!! PM me is you like them, and I'll be really happy!!!! I might even start making them for others, if I consider it.

I (Ignite) have made one! :(

Oh, and here's a riddle.

What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?

If you can/can't solve it, send me a PM for the answer or PM me your answer. If you're a guest, just review one of my stories and I'll reply.