It was hard enough studying at UA. Befriending Shouto Todoroki was even harder. Throw in some family controversy, and you have yourself chaos only a Hero of Creation can fix. Eventual TodoMomo.

After thousands of years grieving and questioning Pink Diamond's demise, Blue and Yellow Diamond decide it is time to find the answers that have alluded them. The unexpected visit from a Sapphire in the old human zoo sets everything into motion, and as Yellow and Blue slowly learn the truth, they realize they may not know their fellow Diamonds... or themselves... at all. (A/U ish)

Hermione is moving on - moving on from Ron, moving on from the past. But someone enters her life who is most definitely part of her past, the last person she expects to connect with. But then, the war changed everyone ... didn't it? A few super hot chapters of super hot Lumione. Lucius/Hermione LM/HG Mature readers.

The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG

Voldemort holds Hermione Granger prisoner in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy feels like a prisoner in his own home. The Dark Lord seeks distractions. When Malfoy and Granger are caught up in his dangerous game, they have no choice but to play along. Can they ignore their mutual hatred and do what must be done? How far will they go and what will they discover? HG/LM Mature readers.

Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?

The Diamonds are alone together on Earth's moon base. Naturally, they behave very inappropriately and almost get caught doing so.

Speculation about what could happen after Jaime and Brienne's reunion in episode 8 of season 6 of Game of Thrones.

Jamie is sentenced by Queen Daenerys to "Take the Silver" for killing the mad king. Taking the Silver means fighting the Others in the North with Dany's army. Just a couple of problems with that - Jaime and Brienne may be falling in love and Cersei is also sentenced to fight and travel with them. Humor, romance, adventure, danger and smut ensue.

You know those drunk texts you send and regret the next day? Hermione does that, except hers is really long and a howler, not an angry one, but let's just say it has a very clear message. Very mature content. Lucius/Hermione

Hermione is imprisoned in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy has needs. And if Lucius Malfoy wants something, he generally gets it. But someone is watching. Still, if you're Lucius Malfoy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. HG/LM. Bad Lucius. Innocent Hermione. For a while, at least. Mature readers only, please. Ongoing.

Sometimes you meet the most unexpected people, even 30,000 feet in the air. And even two people who hate each other have to pass the time somehow. A one-shot tale of flight, frustration and ... other stuff. Mature readers only. LM/HG

After experiencing the terrors and tragedies of war, and hiding away in the muggle world, Hermione Granger is forced to find her way back into the wizarding world. With the aid of an unlikely individual, it is unclear what her future will hold.

A poem from a pupil to a teacher, from Harry to Snape, from all of us to him. In memoriam Alan Rickman January 2016.

Two unlikely...or maybe likely people forced together. How will they fare? Lumione goodness for all! Slightly non-canon as it were.

After a visit to Malfoy Manor, Hermione reluctantly and unexpectedly has to ask her boyfriend's father for a lift. What could possibly go wrong? M readers only. Fluff and filthy fun. HG/LM. One shot.

Everyone needs a treat at Christmas. But when you're a witch, magic sometimes brings you more than you bargained for. A Hobbit crossover treat featuring Hermione, a hot dwarf and a hot elf. Naturally. Mature readers, thank you.

Literally...take your pick.

I've been watching Mira for the longest time. She's always thinking about others. That's all well and good. I don't have a problem with that. But she takes it too far. And she forgets to take care of herself. She's too selfless. She needs to be selfish and take what she wants. I'm just the man to remind her how to do it. (Mature content ahead)

Brienne finds Margaery in the woods and escorts her back to her tent.

At night, when our desires are released, the truth is revealed. Hermione wants more than she's getting in life, but what, and who, will it take to make her realise? Four chapters of mature content. HG/various men.

Hermione narrowly escaped after Voldemort became victor at the Battle of Hogwarts only to be found five years later by Lucius Malfoy who brings with him an intriguing proposition she can not ignore; an older, far more malevolent magic than ever before imagined has been found and is being harnessed by the Dark Lord rendering everyone in danger if he is not stopped. MAJOR M RATING!

Sequel to In the Blackwater, inspired by a tumblr prompt. Jaime convinces Brienne to come swimming with him in Blackwater Bay when it becomes too hot to spar.

From Scenes they Skipped in Season 4. In this little smutlet Jaime spars with Brienne, but his feelings for her keep surprising him. Takes place somewhere between Episodes 3 and 4. This is a prequel to my short Against the Wall.

Ficlet based on the tumblr request: Jaime and Brienne, "One pins the other against a wall." This one assumes plot points from the TV show, Season 4, episode 2.

Just some smut between Hermione and Snape. Mature readers only. Disclaimer: I do not own, JK Rowling does. Please read and review!

A treat for Christmas. Professor Snape is looking forward to a solitary few weeks in the castle over the holidays, but when a mysterious object appears on his desk, he finds himself guided by its light. SS/HG. Mature readers only. One-shot. Seasonal, smutty and sweet.

Hermione, years after the end of the war, takes an assignment to a house owned by a man she hoped never to see again, a man she hated. Still, in loneliness, even your enemies can provide companionship. But dark houses hold dark secrets, secrets hidden even from those entrusted to guard them. Written a while ago but now being posted here. Long LM/HG. Mature readers only, please.

Love has a way of bringing two people back together. After spending the night pouring her heart out to a complete stranger, Hermione Granger receives an unexpected visitor. Sequel to One Night.

Here's a one-shot connected to my ongoing story Child of Darkness. this takes place shortly after the first half of chapter 12. Let's just say Erza thinks Gajeel got off the hook a little to easily. Might not be necessary, but I do recommend reading up to chapter 12 of Child of Darkness if you haven't already before reading this one-shot. Hope you(all) enjoy this crack fanfic.

Her hips swayed, making her dress shift up, exposing her flesh in a provocative way. Her hands roamed from her hips, over her chest, around her neck and up in to the air. As the beat took over, she didn't notice a pair of black eyes watching her every move.

Her collarbone was sharp beneath his hand. He felt her breath rising and falling unevenly, perhaps in panic. In between her silent, wild gasps, Voldemort felt a heart shuddering somewhere. Perhaps she thought he meant to strangle her. Perhaps he should.

Hermione wants to head home after a long day at work. A meeting with an ex-Death Eater is the last thing she needs or wants ... so she thinks. LM/HG probable one-shot. Rated M. Ahem. (I can't leave him alone.)

The Ministry has initiated a programme in which people who fought for the Light are assigned a Death Eater to mentor. When Hermione is assigned someone she detests passionately, she finds herself reacting to him differently than she would have anticipated. And the presence of another former enemy only complicates things further. How will she react? Who will she choose? LM/HG DM/HG

NOW COMPLETE. Hermione is inwardly struggling to be the perfect wife and mother. Understanding comes from a shocking source. And a certain former Death Eater is equally horrified by his reaction to seeing the muggle-born again. M readers only. LM/HG

Cersei spies on her brother and his lover, expecting to laugh until she weeps. Instead, she finds herself getting wet, and her hand slipping between her legs. This is a response to a prompt on asoiafkinkmeme. I own nothing.

What's a Malfoy to do when he wakes up one morning next to a most unexpected person? Short two-chaptered story with Lucius at his arrogant best. LM/HG. Content for older readers.

Hermione discovers she can be easily distracted from the task at hand when provided with the right kind of stimulation. LuciusHermioneSeverus

When a prisoner is allowed no other visitors and no gifts, what can be offered to him in exchange for information? Hermione and Lucius come to a very personal arrangement, but will it develop into more than they bargained for? M readers only. LM/HG

When Hermione is brought as a prisoner to Malfoy Manor, a broken man finds tender comfort in the unusual task she is ordered to perform. LM/HG Probably the story I am most pleased with of all I've written.

Chaos returns to Roanapur as the Triads and Hotel Moscow start their inevitable war. Old alliances clash with new ones, and the only person who can save them all is pressing out his collared shirt by the bed. Revy and Rock. Chang and Balalaika.

An obsession that destroys everything it touches.

The first time they came to her, she was drunk. Hermione/Rabastan/Rodolphus

Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.

Hermione was taken by Death Eaters and given to Lucius as a slave. What will become of her as she dabbles in the dark arts and Lord Voldemort as well? Will she save the world? Will she even want to? HermioneLucius and HermioneTom