Author has written 5 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, and Mythology.
ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, X0Hannah0X, Tsarina Torment, DarkAlliGator, Renamonreborn, BloodColoredRose, Taiga Flipsvilla
Let me see... I am WAY younger than you might think I am, I've seen almost all of the anime worth watching... (Deathnote, Kuroshitsuji, OHSHC, Sailor Moon... Oh and so, so many more...) I don't read a lot of manga, it's more like my back up when I'm grounded and not allowed to watch anime... I AM FEMALE THAT'S RIGHT haha sorry just wanted to put SOMETHING (even if it's not all that funny...) in all caps Ummm... I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE... mochi!!!!! and my cat, Mochie (R.i.p my lovely). I work part time at Ridgeview as a middle school student, and I'm antisocial as well as "weird", but ya know what? I don't give a shit! I like geeking out about anime, role playing with ma frienz,and never doing anything physical other than roleplaying! Yeah, i should get some fucking exercise... but anyways! as far as updates go... U write them when I feel like it. Yeah, I suck, but hey- shit happens.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.
as far as this goes, I was bored!
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Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrist.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
1. Age?13
2. Height?I'm pretty sure that I'm 5'7 1/2
3. Eyes? dark blue-gray
4. Have any tattoos? I have some designed that I'll get when I'm old enough...
5. And piercings? Yesh!!!
6. Fave food? mochi or CHOCOLATE
7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese.
8. Fave drink? Tea or coffee...
9. Siblings? A sort of adopted (not literally we're just rlly clsoe) younger sister and older sister, and an older step brother. Don't see any of them much anymore...
10. Been in a fight? Of course I have! Hasn't everybody?!
11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Depends.
12. Weight? Ummmmm... NOT TELLING
13. Fave snack? tortilla chips and hummus... or cereal...
14. Fave candy? SKITTLES!!!!!!
15. Fave movie? MirrorMask
16. Fave show? if anime counts... Kuroshitsuji
17. Do you smoke? I have, but I don't like the taste it leaves in my mouth. So no.
18. Blondes or brunettes? Do I LOOK like I care?
19. Any scars? yesh.
20. Fave music? ummmm... can I just list bands? Okay! Ummm... 5sos, M.I.A, Dresden Dolls, Tori Amons, and so, SO much more...
21. Fave actor? Helena Bonham Carter
22. Where do you live? How's "None your fucking business"?
23. Do you miss anyone right now?A lot of people
24. Last person who made you cry? My laptop
25. Do you enjoy school? no. Not at all.
26. Desires? To never be depressed again, and for no one else to either.
27. Fave fast food joint? don't do fast food... But Tokyo Joe's
28. What's the last thing you drank? Green Tea
29. What are you doing right now?Answering these questions and pretending to get ready for school
30.Where would you like to go? ...Japan. Like everyone else. Duh.
31. Are you in a relationship? Nope, I'm single. Line up ladies ;)
32. Ever been arrested?No.
33. Ever had a stalker?My apartment complex has one...
34. Ever gone sky-diving? Uhm what do you think
35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I don't give a shit. I'm alive rn.
36. Is there a god? Not that I know of...
37. Do you have a cell phone?Yep.
38. Are you squeamish? Not really...
39. Are you a human? Uhmmmmm... depends...
40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car?135 or somethinglike that, my mom has a volkswagon sooo...
41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Suicide. I know I know, stupid, but hey, we all have our moments.
42. Do people find you attractive? Some do, some don't. I'm a little chunky, due to my body type, but I'm told I have a really pretty face.
44. What are you afraid of? Being alone... not in the sense of like, being by myself for a while I mean like, having no one at all.
45. Gold or silver? silver
46. Are people afraid of you? Only people who've tried to mess with me...
47. Do you sing in public? Yeeeppp
48. Ever been screwed over? every fucking day, even if nothing happens I'm screwed over by being around certain ppl.
49. Does money make people happy?For some people
50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? none.
51. What's your hair look like? naturally blonde, but I dye it often. Right now it's at a stopping point, I have to let it heal X'D
52. First job? Babysitter
53. Do you like meeting new people? Ummmmmmmmmm... not USUALLY...
54. Do you get along with your parents? This is a bit personal, don't you think???
55. Ever played strip poker? No, not really...
56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yeah, my friend's mom's a cop XD
57. Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, when I was like, 2
58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 15? 20? I'm pretty clumsy...
59. Do you care what people think of you? NOT ANY FUCKING MORE. I'M DONE
60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? Hopefully with a job and a highschool diploma XD
d.61. Are you afraid of the dark? No, I actually prefer it... I'm serious. I mean, it's not like I can't see...
62. What kind of car do you have?I don't have one... Yet. Thirteen, remember?
63. Time you were born? 2:08 AM
64. Ever break any bones? yes, and I hope that I never do again...
65. Fave childhood toy? a stuffed giraffe that I forgot at a hotel when I was 8...
66. Fave author? J.k. Rowling, Danielle L Jensen, or Neil Gaiman
67. Are you a paranoid person? ...Kind of...?
68. Have any enemies? Of course.
69. Are you afraid of heights? Nope
70. Last movie you watched? Jack With the Cuckoo-Clock Heart
71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Haven't seen any disturbing movies... sorry...
72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate Vanilla swirl.
73. Favorite color? Mint green, midnight blue, purple, and black.
74. What time do you usually wake up? About 4:30 on the morning (for school) or 3:00 in the afternoon (on summer break)
75. What is your favorite song? Joystick by Simon Curtis How Dare You by Mirah and Thao OR Caught a Lite Sneeze by Tori Amos
76. What is something that you keep in your purse? A sketchpad and a pencil...and a knife.
77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? 8 hours (if school counts)
78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? If school counts then 5
79. Can you do a handstand? Does in the water count?
80. Are you an angry person? Sometimes.
81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Easily ten.
82. Do you talk in your sleep? I don't know!
83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don't remember XD
84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I don't want to try to find out.
85. Are you delusional? no
86. What is something that you are horrible at? Reading sheet music and putting up with people who insult me... and biting my tongue...
87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? American History
88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Yep.
89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Both.
90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? uhhmmmmmmm... most movies in the "tween" section on netflix...
91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? both.
92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Uhhmmmmmmm... depends on the subject...
93. How are you feeling right now? Tired, hungry and I kind of have a headache...
94. What annoys you about people? when people expect you to listen to them babble on about their issues and then don't listen for 5 minutes to yours. And people asking me why I'm a lesbian.
95. Do you dislike children? No,I love them! :D
96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Depends on the kind of fence... most I can climb, but with some my clumsiness makes it impossible...
97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? You bet'cha
98. Can you smile for me? Uhhhmmm no?
99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Drink myself to sleep. Or listen to music and read fanfictions.
100. When is your Birthday? July
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this on your profile
1) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
2) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.
3) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
4) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month."
5) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
6) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.
7) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
8) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.
9) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
10) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
11) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
13) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
14) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
15) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
16) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force."
17) I will not put a Muggle fairytale book in the History section at the library.
18) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
19) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore."
20) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
21) I am not allowed to poke Hufflepuffs with spoons.
22) Inventing potions behind Snape's back and with the company of your clumsy best friend is bound to spell 'disaster.'
23) I will not ask the Weasley Twins to cause a diversion.
24) I will not plot with the Weasley Twins unless I want our dear school to explode.
25) Calling Umbridge 'Dumbitch' in class is a bad idea.
26) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror," as it is disturbing.
27) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
28) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
29) - I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
30) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
31) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
32) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets"
33) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
34) -Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
35) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."
36) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
37) - I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
38) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
39) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
40) Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
41) I may not have a private army.
42) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
43) -Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper, with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
44) I am not the wicked witch of the west.
45) - I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
46.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
47.) - Neither will Professor Umbridge.
48) Thestrals do not resemble my little sister's toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
49.) I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
50.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
51.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
52.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
53.) - Especially not all of them at once.
54) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts, and the Junior Death Eaters.
55) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
56) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.
57) I am not allowed to claim to know 'how to defeat Dumbledore.'
58) - The answer is 'poison the damn Lemon Drops.'
59) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
60) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.
61) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
63) - Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
64) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
65) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
66) - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
67) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
68) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, collectively as "Team Rocket."
69) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade.
70) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
71) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry unless I want to die young (or for a dare).
72) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
73) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
74) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
75) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
76) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
77) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
78) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
79) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
80) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
81) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”
82) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogle”.
83) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.
84) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.
85) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants,” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
86) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
87) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.
88) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
89) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
70) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.
71 I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley, as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
72) A time turner is not a flux capacitator. I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.
73) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.
74) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE!”
75) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
76) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.
77) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.
78) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
79) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
80) Predicting that there will be a new DADA teacher next year does not mean I am a seer.
Okay, my name's Moonbeam, and I'm here to host... THE POKE NAME GAME!
I'm going to do some tests, and if you want 'em on your profile, copy this and paste it, and do all the stuff!
You get three turns each time {unless you get it perfect} and... yeah.
Let the Games begin! (Always wanted to say that...)
Round One: FanFiction username!
Ooookay! In this round we will use your FanFiction username and other info(good luck with brackets n stuff)! Good luck!
First, type your name normally: Taiga Flipsvilla
Now type up a short sentence about you: I don't like you
Try typing that sentence without using backspace: I don't like you
Try typing your username without using backspace: Taiga Flipsvilla
You did pretty well... try typing your username with your elbows: taiga flipsvilla (I have good aim)
Erm... now the sentence! i dont like you
Try doing it with closed eyes (username)! Taiga Flipscilla
Sentence now! I don't like you (I'm good!!!!!)
Let's combine the two! Closed eyes with elbows! (Username) y6elotkdefrmk vfkliucdolsdvuikjkja (Yikes...)
Let's try the sentence... e.e this is painful to watch: io9 fikmjgtm nkjiujkdenmyu7iuuy (If I can't see it...)
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird
and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever told somebody to leave you alone, and then they don't talk to you for the next week or so, copy this to your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile.
If you spend hours on end reading FF, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' things, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason copy and paste this on your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile
If you are over the age of ten and still watch Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, or any other "kid" channels, copy and paste this on your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a
cellphone or regular phone.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a
compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do
any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than
actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the
girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone-
Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-
Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen, frostfur72, Silverclaw the Destined, The-Random-
Rose1754, Song Of Hope, Splashpaw, Fallen Snow and Sunstreak, Wanderstar, Taiga Flipsvilla
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Lautner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! (Who the hell are they???)
This story is Amazing
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Taiga Flipsvilla
