it is I. bow down, for I am I, and I am awesome.

1) Are you in a relationship?

No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

YES.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Four...?

4) Favorite candy bar?

Snickers.

5) Favorite shoes?

Any comfortable combat boots.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Yes.

7) Least favorite school subject?

Math and History.

8) Favorite school subject?

English, and science.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Who?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Nope.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

BajanCanadian.

12) Favorite genre of music?

Pop.

13) How many pets do you own?

7.

14) What time were you born?

6:14 AM.

15) Do you like beer?

Um...no?

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Nope.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I don't own any CDs.

18) Are you sarcastic?

Duh.

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

My mom wrote a few books. She's not very famous though.

20) How many watches do you own?

Two. I don't wear them though.

21) Summer or winter?

Winter; over christmas break. When it's cold and rainy and snowy.

23) Favorite color to wear?

Red and black checker patterned anything.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite.

25) What color is your cell phone?

Blue.

26) Where is your second home?

Long Beach. We moved far away though.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Of course.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Nope.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Two.

30) How many video games do you own?

One. Minecraft.

31) What was your first pet?

A Betta named Squishy/Horcrux. He lived to be four.

32) Ever had braces?

No.

33) Do looks matter?

Not really. But I won't date a jock who is good looking and boasts about it, and I won't date someone with obesity concerning a risk to their health.

34) Do you use chapstick?

When I need it.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Ms. Levin. That's it. She's the only teacher. She's cool.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

What?

37) Are you too forgiving?

Nope. Grudge Mc. Grudgerson here.

38) How many children do you want?

Zero. They tie you down. Sorry mom.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Where?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

I normally skip breakfast. But, I guess sourdough toast.

41) Do you own a gun?

I wish.

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Certainly.

43) When was the last time you cried?

A few months ago. I'm pretty cold and heartless.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

I slept.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Olive Garden forever.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mom?

Yep. Purposely. It was an inside joke we had. I still do.

It's funny because that teacher is a guy.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

No.

48) Nicknames?

Kiwi.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

No.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Yep.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

No.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Eh.

57) Do you dye your hair?

I'm going to dye one strip dark blue or dark red in August, but not currently.

58) Does anyone like you?

Not romantically. I wish this one guy did, but he wont. Ever.

59) What year were you born?

2016. That's right, I'm a fetus.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Being an abstract concept.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Whut?

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

So basically heart attack or diabetes? I'll take neither.

63) Do you like yourself?

Eh.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Mom, because my dad is dead.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

P...

Patella. Knee caps. Obviously.

What? Did you expect me to say something different?

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Nah.

67) Enough of these questions!

Thank the gods.

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