Attention minions: you can find me under the same name on AO3, I will be posting my crossovers there because I find their set up more efficient. Feel free to message me about anything, I'm into this thing called radical honesty mainly because I don't see the point in hiding who you are.

I'm eighteen, manic and totally immature. Case points:

A) every time I see the word "manhood" in a sex scene I giggle uncontrollably

B) every time I read the word "wantonly" I want to hit my computer screen because I start craving Chinese food which is weird because I'm reading about sex.

C) every time I read a real life celebrity story I feel guilty like I'm going to hell but my friend Jesse has told me it's a separate section of hell way from the incest and bestiality lovers so there's always that...

D) I post a lot of one shots which I weird because I usually hate them with a passion.

E) if you're still reading this I love you but you should go get your sanity checked by a professional, mine tells me I'm clinically sane but considering I know the fact he likes Flappy Bird, has four children, his daughter is a waitress and that he goes on vacation to Sydney every year I question his professionalism, his judgement and his sanity. Because fuck Flappy Bird, no one likes that game.