Greetings to those of you who have decided to enter the Lair of Insanity. There's really so much about me and so little space, and yet so little about me, and too much space. Take your pick. Either way, I don't feel that it is necessary to have a profile up, because you are here to read the stories and notbefriend the authors. AlthoughI wouldn't mind anE-Mail or two, andI will respond if youwrite one. New friends are fun. But why are you reading this, instead of reading the story?Unless, you already read the story and want to know who I am because you think it waseither A: amazing, B: disturbing, C; horrible, wretched, and evil, or D; odd. or you can always go with X: none of the above so I'll fill in my own in the blank provided._. The one thing I will tell you about myself in this profile is that I am utterly insane, andI would prefer my straight jacket to be a lovely shade of emerald green, thankyou very much. And along with that, I would encourage you to celebrate the wonderful holiday ofinsanity. June 24th: Insanity of the Green Muffin Day. Yes, it is a real holiday, seeing as I made it up. Just make a lot of green-dyed corn muffins and invite alot of friends and just be crazy and have fun. Good times, I'm tellin' ya. It is more commonly referred to as 624, so spread the word to all the world. I want to try and make this an actual unoffical holiday. wow thats an oxy-moron. But you know what I mean, i hope. But it really is a fun day. Anda golden star goes to any hard-core Harry Potter freak that can tell me where the date comes from. If you tell me, I'll give you the Origination Story of how it all started out. Now, back to writing so I can update soon.