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Joined 04-05-14, id: 5639664, Profile Updated: 02-19-15
Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock.

For my readers of Easier with Eyes Closed and Pressure Point: I'm going on a temporary Sherlock hiatus, due to both a busy schedule and a recent lack of enthusiasm in the source material. I'm sure my interest will be rekindled soon, but for the moment, I'm taking a break.

About Me:

Name: Y'all can call me HIAWS, Happy, or Happiness, since my pseudonym is on the wordy side. If I know and trust you, I'll give you my first name.

Age: Sweet sixteen and counting, baby.

Writing/Fandoms: At the moment, I only write for Sherlock. I may branch out to Harry Potter soon. I'm on a nostalgia kick at the moment. Harry and Co. were my childhood. I'm also an avid Tolkien fan, and I've been pretty into Frozen lately too. For my "lesser" fandoms, I occasionally dip my toes in MLP: FiM stories, and I'll admit I have a certain craving for dark, horrific, gore that depraved, rainbow colored ponies satisfy quite nice nicely. I also watch South Park, Pretty Little Liars (and I've read about half of the book series), the first two seasons of American Horror Story (lost interest in Coven and found what I've seen of Freak Show boring), and Game of Thrones, though I prefer ASOIAF. I write OCs and I'm unashamed despite the surrounding stigma, but I do make an honest effort to keep firmly out of Sue territory.

Other fun facts: I'm a really hard core Beatles fan, and I listen to (and write, as a matter of fact) a lot of music. I read slash, femslash, and OC stories, but I'm very rarely into het pairings with canon characters, though I'll occasionally enjoy some well-written Harmony. I also do art stuff occasionally, and I only draw by hand. I've got no sense of fancy digital programs whatsoever. I sing and play the guitar. Depending on what test I take and what mood I'm in when I take it, I can be placed in either Ravenclaw or Slytherin, though I probably veer more towards the Slytherin side. I enjoy reading everything from music bios to feminist poetry (I particularly like Sylvia Plath), plays, classic American novels, and teen fiction. I also like horror movies, psychological thrillers, jukebox musicals, and screwball comedies. If you ever want to chat, feel free to write me.

Couple of fun facts: I'm hyper-elastic and have double jointed thumbs, I've broken and sprained the same ankle three times, and I'm afraid of the dark, heights, clowns, and insects larger than a dime. I'm an INFP personality type according to the Myers-Briggs test, a Scorpio on the Libra cusp, and was born in the year of the tiger if you hold by that kind of thing.

Thanks for reading! If my writing interests you, please review.

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 395,792 - Reviews: 8943 - Favs: 6,079 - Follows: 5,525 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
One Day More by Lothelen reviews
Amaryllis Bracegirdle wasn't particularly intelligent, talented or extraordinary, but when she accidentally befriends Merry, Pippin, and their fascinating cousin Frodo, she discovers that there may be more to her than meets the eye after all, and that adventure can be found in unlikely places. Slow, sweet Frodo/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., OC
15 minutes by elbafo reviews
Sex doesn't alarm him, but how would he know? Sherlock takes offence at being called The Virgin. A series of encounters—sexual and not—between Sherlock and a prostitute. Sherlock loses his virginity, but finds something else. Starts post S2E1. Adheres to canon events. Missing scenes and in-betweens. S4 NOW COMPLETE! *BONUS CHAPTER!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 122 - Words: 588,992 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] - Complete
The Mutual Suicide Pact, Part 1 by elbafo reviews
Sherlock dates Violet Hunter, a rising actress. He will have to learn how to cope with the acting industry, deal with his interfering sibling and figure out how bra underwire fell out in the wash, yet still solve cases. Sherlock trying to do ordinary things like dating poses its own challenges. Slightly AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 177,494 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] - Complete
Black Bond by Rajatarangini reviews
An eight year-old Harry Potter comes across Acquila Black, a girl at his school, only to realise that he shares a strange connection with her. Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and reunites with his daughter and godson, together leading the fight against the Darkest wizard of all times Part I of Black Bond (Chapters 1-20 under revision) (Thanks to Nerdman3000 for the cover image)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 1,222,826 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B. - Complete
Audrey in Wonderland by Cotille S reviews
Audrey Dubois has read herself into an alternate universe. A universe where Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and James Moriarty are real, not fictional characters. Needless to say, hilarity (with a side of life-threatening danger) ensues. (Inspired by the Inkheart trilogy.) *I do not own anything related to Sherlock and its characters, only my OC*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,263 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., J. Moriarty
No Deducing Allowed by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Lizzy has moved to London. We all know where... 221C. Completely oblivious to what she was walking into, she meets everybody's favorite Consulting Detective. Finding herself dragged into a wild world of mystery and mayhem, Lizzy never thought she would do anything as ridiculous as falling for the detective. And then there's the stalker... Pre Reichenbach Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W.
Never Change by hollycomb reviews
Thirteen years after his high school girlfriend's pregnancy upended his life, Stan is still in South Park, working with his partner Bebe as a local cop. They're in the process of investigating a series of possibly connected murders when FBI agent Kyle Broflovski returns to town and informs his old friend Stan that this is his investigation now. (Stan/Kyle)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 120,834 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 4,416 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Tueuse by elbafo reviews
When Sherlock is in hospital recovering from his almost fatal gunshot wound, he is visited by someone he met when he was dismantling Moriarty's network. How did she find him? Is he in danger? A one-shot told in 221B format.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
The Widow by elbafo reviews
What will be devastating about series 4? Possibly this. Post-HLV. A new villain, or an old foe? A girl from the past or a new flame? Kid/teenlock in flashbacks. Sherlock-OC romance, of sorts. UPDATE 18-Feb-2017: ABANDONED! May be rebooted into something a bit different, now that S4 has aired. But sometime in the distant future. SORRY!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Sherlock H., OC]
Lost in Sherlock by 42believer reviews
I sighed. "You know, all I wanted was to get this blanket here and shove it down my mouth. How dare you ruin my oh so elegant attempt at suicide." Rated T for language. Eventual Sherlock/OC with heavy emphasis on the 'even', 'tu', and 'al' portions of that word. Chapter 31: STILL NO ROMANCE YET
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,298 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sherlock H., OC
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Change the Subject, Now! by elbafo reviews
In which Mycroft gets a goldfish. A birthday giftfic for a special friend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mr Lonely by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock attempts to matchmake Mycroft with Lestrade. Mycroft goes mental. Featuring a constantly swearing Lestrade, a Holmesian inability to remember a certain name, and that one song by Akon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Weighing His Words by She Steps On Cracks reviews
Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W.
Naive Melody by crisis what crisis reviews
In which Gandalf invites half-human, half-Hobbit thief Relly Crillynook to join Thorin Oakenshield and Co. on the quest to reclaim Erebor, an adventure involving stolen forks, burping with dwarves and eventually falling for a certain unassuming and reluctant Hobbit. Bilbo/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,867 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bilbo B.
The Enigmatic Man by DarkAngel942 reviews
Men are like buses. You wait an age, and two come along at once. Bethany Hopkins, a shy Analyst in Molly's lab, is embroiled in the complicated life of the emotionally-detached Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock/OC Romance, third category is Suspense.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Mess by rubberbird reviews
Jim makes Sherlock and John copulate at gunpoint for his own amusement.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Hero Complex by abbyepic reviews
When muggle Kate Foster first met Harry Potter, he saved her...by breaking her fall. She knew then and there that he had a major hero complex. "I hope that you don't make a habit of this saving people thing. You aren't very good at it." She didn't know that he was a wizard, or that he was destined to save the world. Very slight Harry/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,601 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Faithfully by Myrakle reviews
In a world increasingly consumed by darkness, one young witch learns that Gryffindors don't have a monopoly on courage and Hufflepuffs aren't the only ones capable of loyalty. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., OC
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,944 - Follows: 1,729 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 317 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6864 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Our Mentors by His Spectacles reviews
Who knows best but our mentors? Even about sex? this story is written in response to JK's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 9,424 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Pressure Point reviews
Magnussen watches from the shadows long before he enters the game, Sherlock is less emotionally oblivious than he appears, and one poor journalist finds herself stuck with an impossible task she didn't even know she'd been appointed. Drama, romance, a delightfully twisty plot in the making, and new ties between S2 and S3.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [OC, Sherlock H.] Janine, C. A. Magnussen
Easier with Eyes Closed reviews
Life is terrible, messy, and has a nasty habit of driving you to the person you need most and taking them away again before you can blink twice. Julia Fields never expected to meet someone as extraordinarily brilliant as Sherlock Holmes. Nor did she expect someone like him to leave such an impact on her world. Slow, realistic Sherlock/OC. Previously known as "Memoir".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,460 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W.
Gaslight reviews
John plays a game with Sherlock and teaches him a thing or two at the same time. Spoilers in reviews.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Complete
Wallpaper reviews
A Sherlolly sestina.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Funny Games reviews
"Janine managed it once. She makes the funniest noises." Janine's role in HLV with Magnussen, Mary and the tiniest hint of Johnlock and MorMor if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Sherlock H., Mary M., Janine, C. A. Magnussen - Complete