Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

"I will now be accepting any and all marriage proposals for my Godson. Regrettably there is a criteria for each bloodline, which I have already looked up as I had an inkling of Harry's blood from being with his father. And remember everyone! This is the bid of a lifetime! HP/DG/FD/SB NL/HG/TD /Dumble/Molly/Ron/Ginny bashing. powerful grey harry. AU

Harry decides to travel back in time to have some fun. Time Travel. MoD.

James Potter has a younger sister, one who is a year younger than him. But on the night of James and Lily's deaths, she was ambushed and left in a coma. When she wakes up in the few months before the Tri Wizard Tournament, there's going to be hell to pay. Dumbledore Bashing, selective Weasly bashing. I do not own Harry Potter

Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.

Various crack and idea kernals that would not survive alone. Many tropes involved and more than occasional Dumbles bashing. September 26, 2019 Slytherins Are Evil!

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

At the end of first year Harry sends a letter that will end up changing his life for the better.

Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...

First, it was the Stone, then it was the Chamber and a basilisk, then dementors, werewolves and traitors and now this: The Triwizard Tournament. Harry Potter has had enough and decides to take matters into his own hands. AU. One shot.

UPDATED! Daphne is told to take Harry to the Yule Ball. Will Harry Accept? Weasel Bashing. Harry/Daphne AU GoF after 1st task. -{I Solemnly Swear to Try and Update When I Can}-

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

My answer to Proud Mudblood's challenge: it started with a kiss: a new Harry emerges and a seemingly impossible destiny is set in motion; with Hermione at his side, however, Harry feels he can do anything: can he? Grey-Super-Harmony

What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.

Tired of being lied to Harry and friends go about uncovering the truth about themselves which Dumbledore has worked so hard to hide. Dumbledore, Ron, Molly, Percy and Ginny bashing! Don't forget to read and review please. /moondustangel/inheritances/ ps check this out these are some pins relating to the story! All chapters have been reviewed and corrected. Enjoy this story!

Today 22nd of March 2015 at ten am broomstick flyer, who was a wonderful woman who was loved by so many people, passed away peacefully surrounded by her family. As a sign of the respect I had for her writing talent I intend to open a new folder in which I will post the several stories she was working on. Anyone who wishes to take up her ideas is welcome to do so, just ackowledge

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

Committing murder at the tender age of eleven had a bigger effect on the Light's Saviour than Dumbledore imagined. Awarding House Points and giving him cake are not what he needed, nor wanted. Watch as those who were supposed to protect Harry ignore the signs of the tormented boy unwillingly falling to the temptation of darkness.

In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.

Since their first day of school, Hannah has always been kind to Neville when few others have. As his feelings start to grow, along with their friendship, he tries to push them away only to find he can't hide the truth forever. M rating just to be safe

Dumbledore's worst nightmare seems to have come to pass: finding Harry at Wool's Orphanage and then seeing him in Slytherin, the headmaster is faced with the prospect of another Tom Riddle, but the real truth about Harry is darker than he could ever imagine. Dark Lord Hadrian/Pansy

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.

After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

Something stopped Voldemort that night. But what if it wasn't Harry Potter's secret superpower, Love, or Lily's magical rune circle/blood ritual/sacrificial spell/etc? What if it was simply, as McGonagall would put it, "sheer dumb luck" - and a certain Dark Lord's tendency for gloating. Oh, well, at least he didn't monologue. I mean, who monologues in front of a baby?

Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup; run from it. But the Ministry says he entered a contract and laws cross borders. Only one option exists; to go somewhere the Ministry's and the International Confederation's laws can't take hold of him.

HBP AU. It's hard enough being a teenager; add nefarious plots, the Dark Lord, and house rivalries into the mix. A story about enlightenment, darkness, growing up, and getting over yourself. Harry Potter/Daphne Greengrass

During his recovery at Shell Cottage, Harry engages in more than planning for thievery and destroying The Dark Lord. LL/HP - Canon ignored after Malfoy Manor. M for red hot scenes not suitable for minors.

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

After being sent back in time to his Hogwarts years, Harry hijacks the first year sorting. Some might say he ruined it. Harry thinks he made it better. Crack. One-Shot. AU.

Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

You see, it's times like these that Harry really needs to learn to watch what he says when Dobby is around. will never truly be 'complete' as I'm alsways coming up with new blurbs and chappies. Rated for possible language and guaranteed naughtiness.

Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.

Harry gives Xeno Lovegood an interview. I was inspired by another story called "Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew" by "BlightPhoenix". This is just a side story to it, and although it is not necessary to read that story before you read this, I would recommend it because it is such a brilliant story.

You would think at least one person would have questions about signing a piece of paper in a magical world of magic without any knowledge of consequences. And in this world they did. AU set during initial DA formation meeting at the Hog's Head in Book Five. One Shot.

McGonagall decides to investigate Harry Potter's life six years after moving to his aunt and uncle. What she finds is...terrifying. Warning, slight abuse in this story. Expect Dumbledore and Weasley bashing, along with a lot of Lordship things.

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

This story chronicles the rise of Harry Potter, the right hand of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Features a dark Harry in Slytherin, from pre-hogwarts to the end of the war. Harry knew nothing of the wizarding world until a teacher from a mysterious school visited him and told him the tale of his father, catapulting him into a world of intrigue, politics and Power.

Severus' POV of Harry's first 4 years at Hogwarts. Only most significant events depicted. 1 chapter per year. Canon, with slight exception in PoA. How did Severus react to Quirrellmort? How did he feel about Harry speaking to snakes? How would things be different if had Severus known Wormtail was a spy? How did Severus feel about returning to Voldemort as a death eater? Plz R & R

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

What if Karkaroff had given one more name at the end of his trial? The name of a spy which just happened to give Sirius Black a chance to prove his innocence at his own belated trial.

Harry questions Dumbledore's actions

Snapshots of Lucius Malfoy's and Cornelius Fudge's relationship. Not slash.

Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Harry wakes up one morning with the sudden realization. A little bit of swearing.

Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

On the day he becomes a grandfather, Harry Potter reads a newspaper article and learns an old ally has died.

This is a non-canon story. Harry lets the Wizarding World know the truths about all the lies and manipulations that abound. He shakes Magical Britains very foundations. There is slight reference to slash and male pregnancy, but only as something that happened in the past. it does have bashing of some characters. More inside. Warning: Spankings T rating for mild cursing.

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

After a near death blow by the Dursley's on his fifth birthday Harry is offered the deal of a lifetime. Any wish he wants granted on his eighteenth birthday. In exchange he agrees to be the Dark Demon Prince's vessel

Just some Harry Potter went back in time silliness. I've missed out plenty so no busting my butt over it! There's a bit of sexual innuendo and some swearing, nothing big.

Hermione is steadfast and thorough. So when she says that she'd research ways to beat his case, you'd think Harry would be prepared. This is a possible result of her research which could logically apply to canon. smarter!Harry. Independent?Harry. One-Shot.

Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.

Harry and Susan have an unlikely meeting and it leaves Harry feeling free.

Just a little idea of what should have been.

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

AU. What if the Killing curse hit Harry in the Graveyard, destroying that Horcrux 3 years early. Harry returns from the limbo Realm of Passing, and he is not the same boy-who-lived. Features Dumbledore Bashing Good but highly Arrogant and Manipulative. There will also be a lot of soul-searching amongst other characters. Main character pairings are HP/GW, RW/HG, NL/LL

Harry and Hermione aren't around and Ginny and Ron decide to claim the victory over Voldemort for themselves. It would probably help if they weren't idiots. H/Hr Jealous Weasleys, EWE, slight alteration to horcrux narrative.

Exactly as the title says.

Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?

A/U - The Goblins of Gringotts are NOT happy. Perhaps it's time for them to do something about it. Starts at the end of Chamber of Secrets. Bad Dumbledore, no pairings as yet.

Harry is suspicious that the Triwizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts in his fourth year. Fearing another disastrous Halloween, Harry takes steps to prevent the unthinkable from occurring. Not a part of the of the Honestly Harry series. Follows canon until the choosing. Mostly crackfic.

Harry stumbles across a rather helpful pair of potions in his search to remember his school work better. Who'd a thought a little memory would make such a difference in a person's life.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born. AU HP/DG

This is about Harry coming 'into his own', receiving his Inheritance. He also receives,other Inheritances, & discovers Love from friends he didn't expect. This takes place during his sixth year. Harry is faced with Voldemort, Deceitful Dumbledore & greedy Friends & deals with Political Maneuvering and Vassals. Definitely for Mature folks! Daphne, Hermione, Susan, Amelia, Rita.

Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.

In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.

Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.

What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language

A theory on why Crouch didn't allow Sirius Black to plead his case in a trial.

When Harry finds a neglected dog in Diagon Alley, he takes him in. Unknowingly taking in the "killer" that wants to "kill" him...NON YAOI

Bellatrix doesn't take her pills and the result is a series of events that both amuses and annoys her precious Voldy. Read&Review please!

Trying to come to grips with the loss of his godfather and the devastating news about Ron and Hermione, Harry seeks solace on the grounds where he discovers that he really needs a friendly face.

Lord Potter has entered the political arena well-trained, knowledgeable, savvy, and counting amongst his arsenal a host of powerful secrets about various members of the magickal world. For instance, did you know that Dumbledore ...!

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

After the war Harry set about making sure that all those who suffered at the hands of Voldemort are remembered in some way, including the muggles. He starts with one of the greatest injustices: the murder of the riddles and the man framed for that murder. Hope you enjoy.

Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.

*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.

With Dumbledore ignoring him, Snape and Umbridge tormenting him, and unwanted visions from Voldemort as well; Harry turns to the Room of Requirement for help and finds something very strange.

They were best friends, brothers, even. The friendship of Harry and Neville, in days gone past. "Found you, brother mine." Multi-shot, not SLASH.

Harry learns that the Weasleys, Dumbledore, and Hermione, have betrayed him. After inheriting something powerful from the founders, Harry becomes powerful enough to defeat Voldemort once and for all. Dumbles, Weasley, OotP, and Hermione mild , bashing.

a series of funny situations that will, most likely be at Ron's expense and will, if at all possible, hurt him... a lot.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

A collaboration of oneshots based off the popular thread the so called 'Rules of Hogwarts'. Harry x Multi. Ratings subject to change per one shot.

Upon the death of Lily and James Potter a last prank in the form of their will leads to an unpredictable chain of events.

Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

Harry is a alone at the Dursleys. Hermione comes to visit and everything is blown out've proportion. !Powerful, independent Harry. !Manipulation by Dumbles. Strictly HarryxHermione. Though there will be other couples. Highly likely Weasley bashing.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

I've read fics with the Dursleys accepting Harry and decided to write one with them doing it on what I believe to be a Dursley-ish way. How will it affect Harry and Dumbledore? Chapters from Eleven are being posted as a Continuation.

Harry has defeated Voldermort, without many knowing and decides on a little payback. My first story please be kind. R&R. Story started as a one shot now chaptered. Hope you enjoy. Chapters have been rearanged and edited.

What if Harry had given a second interview after talking to Rita Skeeter?

Viktor gives Hermione the best Valentine's Day gift ever.

First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

In wich Harry tells Dumbles the facts of life, and I poke fun at the writers on FFN. HP/LV. M for language.

Oneshot, for now. Harry explains to the Headmasster why he won't fight Voldemort. Set in Book 5.

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

What if Harry decided to go after the Deathly Hallows instead of focusing on the Horcruxes?

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

HP/DG. Follow Harry as he tries to broaden his horizons beyond Dumbledore's control. A new look on GoF. slight!Dumblebashing. Ron!bashing elemental magic, nonstandard!animagus forms. Sirius is free! independant!powerful!Harry 99.9% complete

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

The Potters leave Harry information to grow strong but expected their friends to be around to guide him right... Dark Slytherin Harry. Death,torture, use of imperius curse for sexual pleasure. If you cant handle how its gonna be then dont read.

The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.

Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.

The Sorting had gone normally until now. Everyone was getting impatient, to the point of near mutiny against the respected Sorting Hat.

Harry decides that he wants to get rid of Riddle with or without the help of the adults and searches for a way to do it without having to kill him. Ron and Hermione help. See what he finds.

James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

What if the Horcrux Harry had in his head had a bigger affect on him than we realized? Harry dies but is given a second chance to set things right and to maybe live life a little bit better than the first. Some Weasley and Dumbledore bashing.

*Sequel to Hugo Weasley Is Going To Die, Or Is He?* Rose breaks the news to Ron about her dating Scorpius, and Draco is all ears about his reaction. Meanwhile, Scorpius has another surprise in store. Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Astoria

A essay on Dumbledore and his manipulations, goes from book 1-7. First in a series of seven

Parseltounge truly is a curse, in more ways than one.

Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.

The Prisoner of Azkaban with a twist. Harry decided to tell Minister Fudge about how the Dursleys treated him. After a reading of his parents' will, Harry is forced to go live with his least favorite teacher.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Oneshot. One day Harry decided to narrate everyone's life. How long will it take for everyone to go crazy? Please R&R!

Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.

For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.

When someone accidentally sends Voldemort a letter inviting him to Hogwarts, he can't resist the opportunity to get closer to Harry. He didn't plan though for all the crazy things that would be happening that year.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.

Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...

Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?

AU. Weird. Written for a Third Floor Corridor contest. The task: Defeat Voldemort in the most ridiculous manner possible.

AU. Very, very AU. Voldemort is bored. He demands his death eaters entertain him. Giving Wormtail a wand and permission to do a spell is always a bad idea. Poor Snape...or is he? rated T for vague allusions to adult themes, just to be sure.

To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.

One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.

Cornelius Fudge, Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape witness Barty Crouch, junior, receive the Kiss, and the Phoney War begins.

[One Shot] PostOotP. Harry has returned to Grimmauld Place and has invited the trio to start training with him. Ron prefers his sleep. Fluff ensues.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Harry Potter saved the world from Voldemort. Now inflicted with Voldemort's final curse, and tired of the press, he left the Wizarding world only to return to find a young girl coming to the same crossroads he had to choose. complete

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.

Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE

Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.

In honor of Harry's birthday. Harry begins writing to someone over the summer, and develops a friendship with someone who was around all the time, if he'd only looked.

Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!

Cho surprises Harry one day on the Quidditch pitch with her feelings towards him. (Posted Chapter 5...1-25-03)

Lily didn't die that night, but everyone, except the Order of the Phoenix, thinks she's dead. How does she reveal to her son, Harry, that she's still alive, while still being able to protect him?

Takes place after book 4 with references to book 1. An itty bitty humor ficlet. Won't take you but a minute. It's funny. Really. Voldemort makes out his list of who to kill and in what order.