heyitsmehahahahide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. HIII :))) Name: is a deep, dark secret Gender: girl :3 Age: sweet sixteen just a few days ago! Birthday: just a few days ago! Occupation: student (in a year, 'college' student) Other stuff: dancer and, if i may say so myself, artist :3 i like singing but singing doesn't like me :/ and looks like i'm gonna be writing, too :) I love the Akatsuki I watch other anime too but Naruto is the only manga i've read (weird, huh) I've been reading Harry Potter since I was seven (and a serious reader at that) but it's been out of my mind since the last movie. Hmm... What else. I'm Asian. But i dont have tiny eyes nor am i wearing glasses. I'm short. Probably shorter than you. I'm almost underweight. But i blame dancing. I eat a lot. I'm Asian, again. Dark hair, brown eyes, pale skin. Uhmm... I guess thats it? |
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The Tale of Nagato Uzumaki by YAXON reviews
AU. After training the three Orphans from Rain to defend themselves adequately, Jiraiya returns home, confident that they will change the future of the world. Poor Jiraiya has no idea how true that will be, because the Ame Trio doesn't want to part ways. What changes will be brought about when Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan become Shinobi of the Leaf...? Generally canon pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 358,207 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Nagato U.
A User's Journal: The UCHIHA SASUKE Unit and Me by LittleUnnie reviews
I ordered "Sasuke" from an ominous Japanese website. Here I have every weeaboo's wet-dream, an anime character living in my home. But how is the angsty avenger going to cope in the real world with a closet fangirl? Recommended for all perspective buyers of the UCHIHA SASUKE unit to accompany Wicked Enough's UCHIHA SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3401 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 3/10/2008
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 5,308 - Follows: 5,645 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Because Someone Decided to Shoot Me by LudwigTheViolin reviews
I fell into the Naruto-verse, landing in the hands of Uchiha and Senju ancestors. With a psycho who wants to take over the world living inside of me, two bickering idiots for companions, and a partnership with the Second Hokage, I'm very much worried for my mental state. (I'm back!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Tobirama S., OC] Kaguya Ō.
The Red Flash by narutoobsessedgurl reviews
What if Kushina had survived the Kyuubi attack? What if Naruko was born as a red head? What if the Flying Thunder God was just a bloodline, not a jutsu? Everything would have changed, and Naruko would be a completely different person. Raised among the sand rather than the leaves, she would also be changed. And what happens when she meets another little red head? FEM!Naru x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,462 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
The Last Seventy-Two Hours by LALALALOVEmee reviews
Sequel to The First-Seventy-Two Hours. In her whole lifetime, Sakura has been caught in Itachi's Tsukuyomi twice. This is the second time: This was it. He was dying. And he was spending his last strands of chakra creating this illusion for her. /Tragedy; Character death; Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Flowers of Trees by xellos540 reviews
The Hyuuga and the Sarutobi clans are well-known in Konoha, yet Hanabi and Konohamaru managed to become chuunins without knowing of the other's existence. Now this is about to change! Will the differences between our obnoxious shinobi and prideful kunoichi result in disaster? Or maybe the sakura flowers will not be the only thing to bloom this year?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 164,079 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Konohamaru S., Hanabi H.] - Complete
Madara Reborn (Up for adoption!) by Shio-Senpai reviews
Naruto has all the memories and abilities of his past life, Uchiha Madara. Now some may expect Naruto to be more intelligent, correct? Well... That is true but "Hiruzen! Let us fly to the moon on a bowl of Ramen!" It seems that he doesn't use his intelligence to often... (Up for adoption!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Another Solution by DryBonesKing reviews
The Uchiha clan had been planning a coup against Konoha. In an effort to create peace and prevent a civil war, Sarutobi Hiruzen appointed Uchiha Itachi as his successor. Instead of becoming an S-Ranked missing ninja, Itachi was now being trained to become the Godaime Hokage. This decision would change the lives of many, especially the life of Uzumaki Naruto. NaruFū
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,930 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Fū
This Sucks by Pleasedial123 reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Hardest of hearts by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 293 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
The 10-step Program For Reforming Villains by NarutoRox reviews
Ever wonder what happens to your favorite villains, once they've been killed off or written out of their series? Well, the Akatsuki are about to find out...with the help of two very troublesome therapists that simply don't know when to quit and their 10-step program for 'reforming' the Akatsuki. Uh-oh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Akatsuki
Park Dads by Gerkyhen reviews
Post War. Sasuke takes his daughter to the park for some quiet time, but with friends like his, there's no such thing as quiet time. No obvious pairings, though some are made obsolete by the content of the story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 305 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Then There Were Babies by GothicHeaven reviews
After a jutsu goes wrong, the Akatsuki are turned into babies and end up on Konoha's doorstep. They are soon handed of to the most mismatched pair of ninja in the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki
20 truths about Orochimaru by iluvfanfics1997 reviews
The truth about our least favorite Sannin and why they couldn't give him up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 192 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 378 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 256 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Wrong Order by thir13enth reviews
Oneshot. Kakashi visits the Ichiraku ramen shop for a meal, and Ayame takes his order but, to the horror of the ramen shop, is given the wrong order! KakaAyame
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete
Shiruka yo by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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The Extraordinary Gift of Mysteriously Giving Birth to the Akatsuki reviews
Eight children. Each one with undeniably unique quirks. Each one undoubtedly different from everyone else. Each one unexpectedly different from his(or her) supposed birth giver. ... Random idea with no general direction. Would continue if anyone is interested(and able to give suggestions or prompts.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2014
A Chance of Fate reviews
'How things would have been if Kushina wasn't stubborn enough to push through with giving birth at the right time,' the once-again-Hokage though bitterly. But who could blame her when Naruto almost died when she gave birth to him before she was due? Who would've thought something like this would happen? And who'd think nothing more tragic could happen? FEMALESasuXNaruto later on
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,888 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
