Hello, our name is Mercellis Chandlerance, pleased to make your acquaintance. Please, don't call me by my full name. Call me Ingrid. What about Tris? I haven't forgotten about you, so hush! That is easier than Mercellis or Chandlerance.

This is the joint account of Tris (TrisanaChandler13) and Ingrid (May a Chance). We should inform you that this is a joint account that is basically for us to write and post random stories.

Who Are These Gloriously Insane Authors?

We first met at a horse camp, and amused irritated everyone else by talking about books, namely Harry Potter, nonstop. By the end of the week, we had renamed everyone there, with the except of the woman who ran the camp. We had also come up with some ideas of collabs. We also had trouble renaming one of the horses, Leo. We called Bunny Galaxy and Calvin Lunar Infinity.

The first one, sadly, did not happen as we were much too busy with school work. The next one is here, in the month of December: Death Eater Christmas Songs.

Tris is the one with the insane plot bunnies, while Ingrid is the voice of reason. For example: about a month ago Tris had the idea that the reason Dumbledore was so awful was that when he dueled Grindlewald, they swapped bodies.

We will gladly talk to you by way of PM, but will get extremely irritated if you do nothing but complain. If you do end up doing nothing but complaining, be prepared to see endless and really long rants about books, TV shows, movies and, most specifically, your own stupidity.

Also renaming things is an art form, requiring thought, not just guessing. You cannot simply use an actor name for a particular character. The art of renaming also with occasionally forget a character. We are simply human, just like anyone else, and cannot be expected to catch everything. We would appreciate that you understand the art of being human and not try to kill us for one simply mistake.

If you are going to criticize us for anything, we like JC comments, meaning that they are good, constructive criticism. Flames and other such nonsense will be ignored.

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Our Stories

Icy Winds: This is our first story, and it was written by Ingrid, that's me, and the idea is that a nine-year-old Luna is depressed after her mothers death, and caught between to ideas: it is her fault, it is not her fault. All of that pressure pushed Luna to thrusting the wind through her heart. If you don't follow, read it, cause it will make so much more sense. Complete!

Who Now?: This is a story in which we rename the characters of pretty much anyone. We've started with the Maze Runner, and who knows where we'll go next. Probably to Harry Potter since that's easy ground. We're pretty much renaming everyone and anyone that we can. Do you agree with what we've called our favourite characters? Complete!

There Be Dragons: This story is based off The Maze Runner, the best selling story of James Dashner. It begins two years before the first book, but mostly takes place during the first book. The one question behind it: How does Newt having a brother figure whom he grew up with change it all? They were brothers, bound by blood, heart and soul. Complete!

Here We Come A-Carolling: As any gloriously insane author can tell you, rewriting Christmas Carols is fun, but even better when they are rewritten by blood thirsty Death Eaters who want only to destroy the world and roast muggles over an open fire! Complete!

Here We Come A-Carolling Extras: ... We may have written too many songs for the advent calendar and we didn't want them to go to waste, so here we have the complete collection of the unused lyrics for our advent calendar. Complete!

Ces't la Vie: The sequel to 'There be Dragons'. Takes place over the course of the Scorch Trials and Death Cure. Complete!

Christmas in London: Yet another series of little stories and carols for the Christmas season! They're all circling about Newt from the Maze Runner. Complete!

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