Ash Juillethide bio
 Author has written 87 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. “It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for – and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool – for love – for your dreams – for the adventure of being alive.” I'm a fan of one-shots, both long and short, because I'm lazy like that. I write for: Harry Potter Twilight Supernatural Sherlock Marvel Percy Jackson The Hobbit |
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The Groom's Father by BreathOfThePhoenix reviews
Hermione's plans for Harry's wedding go awry when she ends up sharing a room — and a bed — with the groom's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Why can't I kiss you on the dance floor? by B. Weasley reviews
Lily never imagined that she would be loved like that, so why they couldn't show the whole world the love they shared?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21 - [Lily Evans P., Narcissa M.] Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Just A Smile by Enn Arr reviews
She was plain. Boring. Unremarkable. Uninteresting. But then she smiled and James was hooked. Everyone knew that James was undeniably, completely, madly, truly, irrevocably, in all honesty, head-over-boots in love with Hermione Granger... aside from her. So, what does he do about it? Multiple POVs. Fluff with a dash of drama and a splice of angst. [Hermione Granger x James Potter]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 128,456 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 11/18/2018 - [Hermione G., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just A Little Love Tap by Dazzled-Masochistic-Lamb reviews
How could one simple prank go so wrong? He'd gotten the idea from porn after all!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 4/26 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Can't Say Anything Nice by duplicitywrites reviews
In which Tom is terrible at socializing (and texting), but possesses a strong desire to have Harry say nice things about him. Harry regrets giving Tom his number, and then he doesn't. (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/29/2019 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pack Imperative by unbidden16 reviews
The Quileute legends were not entirely accurate in their depiction of imprinting. Who was to know that the pack imperative was so strong? Bella is just about to find out how strong. A/U. UPDATE: see last chapter for info or author page for book links. Story will be removed 10/17/19 except for minimal chapters (first and 'last').
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Free Fall by Untold Harmony reviews
The last thing Hermione expected when she decided to attend the Quidditch World Cup Final was for a Seeker to fall into her lap. Literally. [Complete / One-Shot, for now.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Winter Storm by Kittenshift17 reviews
When Gendry Baratheon demands a wife who will be of more use than just baring sons, singing songs, and sewing, Lord Robert Baratheon sends a raven to an old friend, requesting that they finally join their houses. Gendry never bargained on Arya Stark, the wild wolf-girl of the North, but she might just turn out to be everything he never knew he wanted.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,442 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 5/17/2019 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Arya S., Gendry]
The Intricacies of Marriage by kirsant reviews
Bonded by the Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione spend their days trying to kill one another. But when one of them gets a chance to fulfill that wish, what will they do? Post-Hogwarts, Dramione, a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Love by any other Name by Eos Blaze 0402 reviews
Antonin Dolohov has broken out of Azkaban and survival brings him to the town of Hogsmeade where he stumbles into Hermione Granger while he's pretending to be Neville. Can a single encounter change the hardened Death Eater or will Hermione be just a mudblood he bumped into?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,014 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Hermione G., Antonin D. - Complete
Hideous Beauty by Maria Lynette reviews
He may go to Hell tomorrow, but he will spend tonight in Heaven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2009 - James P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Part Of Your World reviews
AU! Fairytale. Percy, son of Poseidon, falls for Nico, son of Hades. Only problem: they live in different realms.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Hades, Poseidon - Complete
Make The Right Choice reviews
When Dumbledore tells Draco to lower his wand, Draco does. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Learning something new reviews
Hermione learns something new when she reads a book called Matilda. Inspired by the tumblr prompt of Hermione reading MATILDA and doing magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Thinking of you
At the Yule Ball, the four Tournament champions have different thoughts about their dates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Oblivious to everything
Norbert's POV. Norbert is taken away from Hagrid in The Philosopher's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Published: 7/30 - Rubeus H., Charlie W., Norberta
Strength comes from struggle reviews
After the war ends, Lavender struggles to find a job as everyone is too scared of the scars on her face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30 - [Michael C., Lavender B.] - Complete
Fireworks and Kisses reviews
AU! Remus and Sirius take Harry out to an amusement park where they watch the fireworks together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P. - Complete
Parenthood 101 reviews
Au! People expected Harry to marry Ginny and be an Auror. He surprised everyone by beconing a stay-at-home dad to his and Hermione's three children. When their daughters disappear in the middle of the game, it's up to Harry and Ron to find them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24 - Harry P., Ron W., OC - Complete
Chemistry reviews
Neville asks Hermione to help him get better at Potions. Sweet and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder reviews
Hermione is unhappy with her appearance and changes it. But Fred isn't very happy about it. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Right Into His Trap reviews
AU! Fenrir's pack chases Hermione right into his trap. What happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24 - [Fenrir G., Hermione G.] - Complete
Back to the past
AU! After the war, Harry is estranged from his friends as he feels guilty about the deaths he couldn't prevent. On a mission, he finds something that helps him see the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broken hearts and fulfilled dreams
Charlie wishes to go to Romania but his mother gets furious. Arthur steps in and helps her see reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Published: 7/24 - Molly W., Charlie W. - Complete
Oblivious to his feelings reviews
AU! Hermione asks Lucius to help her start a school for Muggleborns. Lucius agrees—only because he wants to take her out on a date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
What doesn't kill me makes me annoyed
Au! When Draco dies at the age of five, the snake goddess takes pity on him and revives him. He gets the power to regenerate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24 - Draco M. - Complete
Sorry, Mr Eagle, My Friend's Stupid
Regulus and Rabastan look similar but are very different in nature. On a trip to Louisiana, they get arrested for eagle-hunting of all things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24 - Regulus B., Rabastan L. - Complete
Invincible reviews
Vernon tries to get rid of Harry when he's left at his doorstep. Unfortunately, Harry is practically invincible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Meeting up with his friends reviews
Dumbledore meets his friends in the Three Broomsticks where he reminisces about his students.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24 - Albus D., Bathilda B., Elphias D., Muriel W. - Complete
A Veela's Mate reviews
AU! On the eve of the Weasley twins' birthday, Fred comes across Hermione in the library. When the clock strikes twelve, Fred undergoes a surprising transformation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] Viktor K. - Complete
Seeking Love
AU! Hermione just wants some peace, but Harry keeps whining about Malfoy. She teams up with Pansy to get them together, but will they ever find peace?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
A Greek God Is My Wingman reviews
AU! Bill and Hermione work as Curse-Breakers together. On a trip to Delphi to locate the Oracle, they come across Eros who helps them come to terms with their feelings in a surprising way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24 - [Bill W., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
Santa Tom is coming to town reviews
Au! Tom tries to impress Hermione by dressing up as Santa Claus. He decides to fulfil a wish he didn't expect to hear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Gideon P., Fabian P. - Complete
This isn't my body reviews
James and Lily accidentally swap bodies. Lily soon realizes why James is called Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Appearances are deceiving reviews
AU! Tom/Hermione. Tom writes a letter to Grindelwald and receives answers about the Deathly Hallows. He informs Hermione of his plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] - Complete
Right time, Wrong Body reviews
AU! Voldemort wins. Hermione goes back to the past to set things right. But she ends up being born as a baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hogwarts Bake Sale reviews
AU! Hermione gets Draco to help her organize a bake sale at Hogwarts to teach the students about house-elf abuse. The long version of my story 'House-Elf Abuse'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Terrifying Prank reviews
MORTAL AU! Annabeth is shopping at the mall when the cashier hands her a bill with something written on it. Warnings: swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Tell The World I'm In Love With Dean Thomas reviews
Oneshot. Could be canon-compliant as Harry's as observant as a brick. Seamus Finnegan realizes he's in love with Dean Thomas. He asks him out to the Yule Ball. Inspired by a tumblr post I can't find anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Romance: It Can Be His Thing reviews
AU! Oneshot. Marcus Flint learns how to make fudge for his girlfriend's birthday with the help of Florean Fortescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9 - [Hermione G., Marcus F.] Florean Fortescue - Complete
Muggle Heritage
Lily has always been a proud Muggleborn and she refuses to bow down to anyone who tries to make her feel inferior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Christmas Eve Tradition reviews
A rag-tag group of Slytherins and Gryffindors—with a Ravenclaw—gather at Malfoy Manor for their yearly tradition of fort-building. AU! Draco/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Theo/Neville, Blaise/Ginny. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Proving Her Worth reviews
Hermione's biggest accomplishment: saving the Black brothers from the Veil. Oneshot. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
A Friend Like Luna reviews
Five times Luna helped her friends out by her vague riddles. AU! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Luna L. - Complete
House-Elf Abuse
Hermione gets Draco to help her teach students about house-elf abuse and torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Framing Each Other
Fred and George are framed by one of their siblings for a prank on Percy. They decide to take revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8 - George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
The Stages of Grief reviews
After Andromeda's family dies in the war, she goes through the stages of grief. At the end, Narcissa arrives and help her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
Mission Gone Wrong reviews
James and Sirius team up with the Prewett twins to take down bad guys. Meanwhile, Moody keeps smacking them with his cane. AU! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8 - Sirius B., James P., Gideon P., Fabian P. - Complete
The Intervention reviews
Lucius finds himself in love with Hermione. Draco and the rest of Hermione's friends and well-wishers kidnap him to interrogate him about his feelings. AU! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Vanity reviews
Narcissa Black was a vain woman. On her wedding day, she says something to Bellatrix that startles her sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
I Love You Just The Way You Are, My Love reviews
Theo and Hermione are about to break up. Harry and Draco help them resolve their issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Trip To Greece
James decides to go on a vacation with his friends before Harry's born. He takes the opportunity to try and bring his best friends closer to Hermione. Oneshot. AU! Hermione's born in the Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8 - [Hermione G., Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Ambitious Baking reviews
Hermione's always been a perfectionist. She wishes to make the best brownies ever for Victoire's bake sale. Harry helps her along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pensieve Portal reviews
An accident sends Hermione hurtling into her modified Pensieve—a Pensieve which accidentally had a memory of Tom Riddle in it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ron's Misfortune reviews
His day went from bad to worst in a matter of hours. All because of the Divination homework he needed to do. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Imprisoned Beyond The Veil reviews
The Unspeakables had one job: to uncover the secrets of the world. When they found Tom Riddle's Horcruxes, they tossed them into the Veil. Tom Riddle reforms and finds someone who agrees to help him out: Hermione Granger. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
His First Patronus: Her reviews
Draco is unable to form a Patronus. Hermione helps him out. Cute and fluffy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Mother's Love reviews
Draco tells Narcissa something that Bellatrix overhears. It's up to Narcissa to save her son from her sister's fury.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8 - Draco M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Betrayal That Started It All reviews
Out on the streets, Luke meets an old classmate who seems to believe him when he says he's fought off monsters with his bare hands. But he soons finds out it's too good to be true. Canon-compliant.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29 - Luke C., OC - Complete
Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: Summer Assignments reviews
A collection of one-shots for the summer assignments given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,890 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27 - Complete
Gender-Swapped Troubles reviews
AU! Fremione. Harry and George team up to help get Fred and Hermione together — by swapping their genders!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] Harry P., George W. - Complete
Show Me My Heart's Desire reviews
Eighth year AU! Fluff Revolution! Draco comes across the Mirror of Erised and decides to go after what he desires so desperately. Hermione. Rated T for an innuendo or two. Just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/25 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
How Fast The Night Changes reviews
AU! Severus Snape is deaged into a baby after an accident in Potion class. Hermione and Draco look after him. This is the story of their first night together. Warnings! Mentions of child neglect and domestic abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Love-R-Us reviews
AU! No Voldemort. With the help of the house-elves of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley try out their new potion — a potion that'll change the lives of many. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Her Saviour, Her Soulmate reviews
AU! In a world where one soulmate apparates to the other on their 17th birthday, Hermione meets hers in a very unique way. Her soulmate ends up saving them both from imminent death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18 - [Hermione G., Regulus B.] - Complete
The Child of the Damned reviews
Jules-Albert drives Nico and Hazel to Camp Jupter where they meet Jason and Reyna. Jason and Nico bond over a couple of puns and Jason teaches him how to high-five. Mostly fluffy bromance. Includes Hades trying to be a atrict parent. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11 - Nico A., Jason G. - Complete
Drunken Stupidity reviews
MUGGLE AU! Fred tries to climb into Ginny's room to tell Hermione how he feels about her. His brothers try to help him out. Unfortunately, they're all drunk. Rated T for swears. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Protecting Harry reviews
AU! Harry's not a Horcrux. ONE SHOT. Hermione goes to Voldemort in Harry's place after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry's left behind to fear the worst. Rated M for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Puns, Puns Galore reviews
Can a love story be created in a supermarket? Fred would say so. A collection of one-shots based on Fremione's life. MUGGLE AU AND SUPER FLUFFY. Dedicated to the one who made this all possible: Bea. Fluff Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/13 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
A Reclusive Romantic reviews
Hermione teaches her fiancé how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. AU! Voldemort doesn't rise again. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3 - [Antonin D., Hermione G.] [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Candle in the Abyss reviews
Hazel meets Nico who asks her to come back to the living world with him as the Doors of Death are open. She has one request: to see her mother one last time. She summons her father, Pluto, to ask him for help. What happens then?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29 - Nico A., Hazel L., Pluto - Complete
Oliver's Quidditch Debut reviews
The day of his first Quidditch match, Oliver looks at the stands in search of the one person who's always supported him and his passion – his girlfriend. But where is she, anyway? AU! No Voldemort, no war, no deaths!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] - Complete
Dinner With The Blacks reviews
Written for THC, Year 6, Round 2. Were Orion and Walburga Black as evil as they seemed? What happened the day Sirius was disowned? Slight AU (Wolfstar mention)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18 - [Orion B., Walburga B.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Accidental Luck reviews
Written for THC, Year 6, Round 2. AU!Fred Lives. EWE? Harry and Ron want to find out what the twins are up to. Unfortunately they give him the wrong potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14 - Harry P., Ron W., Charlie W., Fred W. - Complete
Date Night With Sam and Gabriel
Their dates often go downhill. Maybe this time will be different? AU obviously.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] - Complete
The Car Crash
Oneshot Muggle AU. Lily and Regulus crash their car while speeding down a mountain. It's up to Regulus to find a way back. But why is Regulus blue? What's his special skill?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2 - Harry P., Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Regulus B. - Complete
Portkey Accident reviews
Written for THC, Year 6, Round 1. Standard. What happens when 3/4 of the Marauders accidentally portkey to an unknown forest? They get chased by an infuriated Hippogriff, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Riding In With Style And Terror reviews
Written for The Houses Competition, Year 6, Round 1. Percy rides (more like crashes) into St. Mungo's to see his wife, Hermione, give birth. On the back of an Abraxan Winged Horse, no less!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28 - [Hermione G., Percy W.]
Isolation reviews
Written for The Houses Competition Challenge 4. Oneshot. Hermione loses her father in an accident. She locks herself in her room and refuses to come out. It's all up to George now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26 - [George W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
Bunkering Down reviews
Oneshot AU. Theo Nott's a hypochondriac and a germophobe in the time of the coronavirus. He floos to his hideout in the Alps. Hermione accidentally follows him and gets stuck there with him, not very unhappy with the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
What Not To Say To A Bleeding Man reviews
Oneshot AU. Draco gets hurt while battling Lucius Malfoy and Hermione panics. She takes him to the infirmary. Short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco In A Car Dealership reviews
Oneshot. Written for The Houses Competition, Challenge 2. Hermione takes Draco to a car dealership and Draco falls in love with an Aston Martin Vanquish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dragostea Mea reviews
Oneshot. What's going on with Charlie's head when he wakes up after Bill's bachelor party? What happens to him when he sees Hermione Granger for the first time since she's turned 17?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/19 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Paul Lahote reviews
Oneshot AU Paul imprints on Bella. Paul's day starts off well enough but will it end well enough? With Sam furiously yelling, Jake joking about murder, and the youngest wolves eating Paul's food, WILL the day be good enough?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Betting On Them reviews
Oneshot AU. James and Lily are getting married but James seems to be panicking. Sirius and Remus help calm him down. James and Remus bet on Sirius settling down soon. Let's see who wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Office Printer reviews
Onehsot AU. Bella sends a NSFW article to her boss' printer. Can she get the article back before he sees it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16 - [Bella, Jasper] Alice, Emmett - Complete
Destroying Number 4, Privet Drive reviews
Oneshot AU. Thorfinn Rowle considers little Harry Potter the brother he never had but always wanted. He destroys the Dursleys house just because he feels like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15 - Harry P., Vernon D., T. Rowle - Complete
The Rescue Attempt reviews
Oneshot AU. Seventh Year. Hermione's kidnapped by Death Eaters! It's up to her gang and her boyfriend to save her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Wedding Gift reviews
Hermione writes a Thank You card for the dolls Draco and she received for their wedding. Draco helps her find the right words. Why is he so scared of the dolls, anyway? Oneshot AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How NOT To Reveal Your Secret Identity reviews
Oneshot AU. Embry Call phases for the first time and turns to his best friend, Bella Swan. This is the story of how he reveals his secret to her and how Bella reacts. Add in a possessive Paul and you've got a reactive mixture for a story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/12 - [Bella, Paul] Embry - Complete
Jamie's first word reviews
Oneshot AU. Sequel to Harry's First Word. James and Sirius agree to babysit Jamie Potter while Harry and Hermione take the day off. A round of Quidditch, a near death experience, Jamie's first word, and a Marauders' pact follow. Oh, and it's Harry's turn to feel the terror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11 - Sirius B., James P., James S. P. - Complete
Harry's First Word reviews
Oneshot AU. James and Sirius take Harry to the cliffs. What follows is Harry almost falling off the edge, Harry saying his first word, and of course, the wrestling move Lily implements. Short and fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Hospital Visit From Hell reviews
One shot, AU. All hell breaks loose at the hospital. Can Kingsley calm things down or will he be injured as well? Is the brave Harry Potter still terrified of Hermione's anger? Is the Healer-in-charge going to resign afterwards? Let's find out in this short humourous one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
What Went Wrong And What Finally Went Right-ish reviews
The day couldn't get any worse for Draco Malfoy, can it? Wrong. It just so happens that Draco's day goes downhill with every single thing he does. AU OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Miracle They Witnessed reviews
One Shot. AU. The pack witnesses something so miraculous they can't seem to believe it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Locked In A Closet reviews
What happens when Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger get locked in a closet together? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I should have knocked reviews
Leah walks in on Paul and Bella in the kitchen. AU Paul imprints on Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Meeting His Wolf reviews
AU where Bella never meets the Cullens and Paul imprints on her. What happens when she asks to meet his wolf?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/5 - Paul, Bella - Complete
