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Author has written 17 stories for Scarecrow and Mrs. King, and Californication.

I was an avid reader of X-Files fanfiction when the series was on the air, and had seriously considered writing some before the last two seasons, career, and eventually motherhood intervened. Then, a few months ago, some friends and I were discussing favourite TV shows from the 80s that we would want to binge watch on Netflix, and I mentioned Scarecrow and Mrs. King, which I'd been obsessed with during my impressionable mid-teenaged years. 88 episodes later (October 2014, I barely knew you) and I found my way back to fanfiction, this time for SMK.

Watching the series as an adult, I realized that there were two things that really bothered me about what was otherwise a great show: the domestication of Lee Stetson somewhere partway through Season 3, and the uneven character development of Amanda throughout the whole series. Why did Lee have to start wearing check shirts when he fell in love with Amanda? Why can't Amanda be a caring mother and a kick-ass agent? These are the sorts of questions that finally led me to write my first fanfiction.

Incidentally, while I try to remain true to the atmosphere and timeframe of the show, my stories live in a universe where profanity and sexual scenes would be permitted on television. I think of it as Scarecrow and Mrs. King if it had aired on Showtime (as Showtime existed in the 90s and 00s), instead of CBS.

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At the Closing of the Year by MeriSalope reviews
A quick look at how things change from one year to another, all focusing on the closing of the year.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Here by allthewayfrombelfast reviews
An intimate look into the events in Per Manum, after the IVF treatment has failed.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2014 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Someplace to Go by JennieJoy72 reviews
This is my version of what might have happened if Lee had taken Amanda up on her invitation to join her family for Thanksgiving in Season One. I have had to change the rating for chapters I am adding soon.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,825 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Complete
this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart by allthewayfrombelfast reviews
A glimpse into the shifting relationship of Mulder and Scully throughout Closure to Requiem.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2014 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Scotch Thoughts and Window Reflections Season 1 by npieen reviews
The Authors note says it all
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 33,886 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Complete
Heading Home, Epilogue: Our Man in Tegernsee by RhyannD reviews
Small observation from a third party on where Lee & Amanda are at this point in their relationship. This episode has many signs of growth, IMO, and I think it was probably becoming obvious if you looked.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
After the Kiss by AmandaBarry reviews
So Lee and Amanda finally kissed - but it's not that simple-the road to happily-ever-after is seldom smooth and easy. Their first weekend after The Kiss teaches them a few things about themselves and each other.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Amanda K., Jamie K., Joe K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
The Candle Flame by Jestress reviews
Filler for Flight to Freedom. Want to know who won the battle over the candle?
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Holding Hands by RhyannD reviews
Another microfic. Somewhere between Stemwinder and Nightcrawler. Just a moment. Partially inspired by a scene in The Man Who Died Twice.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
burn by RhyannD reviews
by request. Another tiny little microfic. Not much plot. Mid-to-end season #3
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Unknown Depths Part 2 by tvgal97 reviews
Follows the story Unknown Depths Part 1. How will Amanda's family react after learning of her secret life?
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,244 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Closure by Ayiana2 reviews
Episode tag for the fourth season episode, Bad Timing. Sometimes it takes two to heal.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Just One Dance by Ayiana2 reviews
One dance changes everything. Set during season 3, probably just before Triumvirate. Pure fluff.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Not Quite Perfect by Ayiana2 reviews
Set during the events of Stemwinder 2. Lee and Amanda have been forced into hiding while they figure out how to catch Aleksei Makarov. How will the uninterrupted time alone affect their relationship?
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
The Work of Hunters by Zubeneschamali reviews
Lee and Amanda journey to Berlin on a case involving a double agent and an escape past the Berlin Wall, bringing back memories for Lee and making him wonder if history is repeating itself. Two stories for the price of one! Complete and corrected.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Complete
Impressionism by Zubeneschamali reviews
Five scenes from a case story. Lee and Amanda in love and in Paris.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2003
Post Possum by Zubeneschamali reviews
Missing scene, after Lee defuses the nuclear bomb at Arlington Cemetary with Amanda's assistance, and before the tag scene at the Agency. The partners deal with the aftermath of a frighteningly close call.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/1/2002
Out of the Shadows by Mindy Lane reviews
***COMPLETE*** Lee finds out that it's not always easy to put the past behind you. Mid-4th Season.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,483 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
Give Me Wings by Vikki3 reviews
For federal agents, risk and loss come with the territory. How far will Lee go to keep Amanda out of the danger zone after her "Mission of Gold" injury?
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2002
GoodBye by Vadergirl52 reviews
Did you ever wonder how Amanda got the Ficus from Remembrance of Things Past?
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Complete
On a Wing and a Prayer by Merel reviews
A near miss that leads to a kiss ... and more
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
The Thin Red Line by Vikki3 reviews
Lee and Amanda begin to deal with the emotional ramifications of her injury in Mission of Gold.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2001
Two Steps Forward by Ann reviews
Filler for the time between third and fourth seasons
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2001 - Complete
After All by Ann reviews
Filler for the first season ep "Remembrance of Things Past"
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2001 - Complete
Ready or Not Rrated version by Merel reviews
Amanda and Lee face the fears that keep them from taking the next step in their relationship
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2001 - Complete
A Little More Time by Vadergirl52 reviews
An alternate reality of how Lee and Amanda finally get together. I've edited the paragraphing so it's easier to read now.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2001 - Complete
A Question of Timing by Mary reviews
A slightly alternate version of the episode "Bad Timing"
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 4/20/2000
Lizaveta by Pam - bboxfan reviews
A routine assignment gives Lee and Amanda a chance to explore their feelings for each other, but when things go wrong, more than their relationship is tested.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,533 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/21/2001
The Right Way Back by Ann reviews
Alternate reality version of the end of season two and first half of season three
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2000 - Complete
Awakening by Terry Orlando reviews
When an old friend of Lee's takes and interest in Amanda, he gets a wake-up call from his feelings
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/1999
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Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles
What if Hank hadn't slipped and fallen into Stu's fountain at the end of ...And Justice for All? What if, instead of three more seasons of pining for Karen, he chose Abby instead? A planned series of stories in an alternate universe, starting at the end of Season 4.
Californication - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,638 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015
Without You reviews
A brooding, angsty vignette about love not being enough. Those in search of happy endings need not apply. Inspired by the song Without You, by Lapalux, which is recommended but not mandatory accompaniment.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2015
Afterwords reviews
Lee and Amanda have sex, talk about having sex, then have sex again. Lather, rinse, repeat. No spoilers, no suggested season, no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Consequently, I may make a series out of it. Adult content warning. I wrote it, and it still makes me blush.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow
The World Through Her Eyes reviews
An ongoing story, with one chapter per episode, fleshing out some of Amanda's inner thoughts during points in the episode. May be re-rated later for future episode, but PG for mild language for now.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow
The World Through His Eyes reviews
An ongoing story, with one chapter per episode, fleshing out some of Lee's inner thoughts during points in the episode. May be re-rated later for future episode, but PG for mild language for now.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow
Midlife Crisis reviews
Vignette. Amanda considers her relationship with Lee. Set in early Season 4.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Nightcall reviews
Amanda is forced to make an impossible choice. Could fit within canon, somewhere late Season 2 or early Season 3. Inspired by the song "Nightcall" by London Grammar.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Amanda K., Billy M., Lee S./Scarecrow
I'm Into You reviews
Microfic, inspired by the song "I'm Into You" by Chet Faker, which is a recommended but not mandatory accompaniment. Lee considers his recent past with Amanda.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Agent in Training - Brussels Interlude reviews
The first twenty-four hours spent in a Brussels hotel room, as alluded to in Chapter 11 of my longer story "Agent in Training". As a stand-alone story, it has no redeeming qualities, unless, like me, you think hotel room sex is its own redemption. Still, read Agent in Training first. Sort of goes without saying, but adult content warning.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
How to Disappear Completely reviews
Vignette, inspired by the song "How to Disappear Completely" by Radiohead, which is a recommended but not mandatory accompaniment. Set six months before the show begins. Lee has to find a reason to keep living.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Stay Awake reviews
Vignette, inspired by the song "Stay Awake" by London Grammar, which is a recommended but not mandatory accompaniment. Lee can't sleep, so neither can Amanda.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
All That Glitters reviews
Filler for the episode of the same name. What was Lee thinking while Elisa Danton went upstairs to "slip into something more comfortable"? Rated a strong M for adult content.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Complete
Heart of Stone reviews
Filler piece for Brunettes are In, inspired by the song "Heart of Stone" by Buck 65, which is a recommended but not mandatory accompaniment.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Forces of Nature - Epilogue reviews
By popular request, here is the first date alluded to in my story Forces of Nature. Although encouraged for purely self-promotional purposes, reading that story first is not necessary to understand this one. Lee and Amanda go on a First Date. There's a tux. There's dancing. There are jealous former lovers. Basically, I trotted out all the old cliches, and tried out some new ones.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2014
Forces of Nature reviews
Used to be 37 Point 9 Degrees Celsius, until I was politely badgered into extending that vignette into a longer story. Be careful what you wish for! Chapter 1: Amanda runs away to think, but the feeling follows her (updated a bit from previous version). Chapter 2: The feeling is Lee. Chapter 3: in which a perfectly good hotel bed goes to waste. Mid-Season 3.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Amanda K., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete
Wasted Daylight reviews
Microfic, inspired by the song "Wasted Daylight" by Stars, which is a recommended but not mandatory accompaniment. A moment of peace.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2014
Agent in Training reviews
A series of stories detailing the progression of the relationship between Lee and Amanda, as well as Amanda's growth as an agent. Alternate universe starting somewhere in the first half of Season 3. Early chapters are rated T, with Chapters 5 and onwards rated a strong M for adult content.
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,488 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Amanda K., Billy M., Lee S./Scarecrow - Complete