Blues spends his early life knowing nothing about the world or why he is here. But in time, he begins to realize his creators are keeping secrets from him... and that he doesn't know who he can trust. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride. Classic series AU, set in a realistic near-future Japan. Rated T for mild language and Dr. Wily's off-color humor.

Bertrand L. Carneirus, editor of 'The New York Ghost' receives a mysterious journal, which reveals the craziest sensation he has ever published. Could it all be true? Was Albus Dumbledore the mastermind behind a spy network? Was Sirius Black innocent? Can a werewolf be sentient, a goblin kind and a Death Eater noble? And where was the British Ministry all this time?

Britain, 1980. No one cares what's fair when their people are on the line. Truth would be subjective even if everyone told it, and this is a Slytherin war: smoke and smiles, masks and mirrors. CH 137: Horace Slughorn and the Confederacy of Dunces. AKA: If Severus doesn't kill Albus two decades too early by the end of this chapter, then fandom surely will.

Sherlock, lying low from Moriarty's network, is forced to rely on Mycroft. Molly finds love; John finds love that he isn't afraid of. Lestrade is faced with a series of shocking murders, a bitter divorce, and a struggle to reconnect with his teenage children. Season 3 AU.

Sing, Muse, of the valiant Bertram and his companions, who ventured forth amongst the stars, pursued and pursuing of the Cyprian… oh, let's dispense with the foofy fandangles! When Bertie and his android Jeeves flee the claws of dowager wrath by booking an intergalactic cruise with a friend, they are inadvertently swept into the midst of an epic tale of love, hubris, and sacrifice.

In which Remus and Tonks fight battles, arrest criminals, befriend werewolves, overcome inner demons and, despite it all, find themselves a happy ending. A love story, and a story of the Order years. (My Remus/Tonks epic, years in the making! This is the second half of the story, set in the Half-Blood Prince year.)

You know it's a good day out with your toddler when she gets to watch a shark vomit a human arm.

"You see the desperation in that one's eyes? The one with the red fur. I placed my bets on her." Beneath the bloodied sand of the Colosseum, Abraxas Malfoy buys a new werewolf pet for his son, setting events in motion that neither he nor young Lucius are prepared for. Ongoing.

Hugo is sorted into Slytherin. Ron has a bit of a problem with that. Hermione intervenes. For the TL's "I Never" Challenge.

Theodore Nott had every intention of ignoring the Marriage Law - the very idea the government could force him to get married was absurd - until Luna Lovegood smiled at him in the dingy office, tomatoes in her hair. ONE-SHOT.

A demon hunter and a witch walk into a cafe ... but are they really three-dimensional enough for this to be a good story? ONE-SHOT. Written as a contender for the Writers Anonymous 10 Year Challenge.

The riders of Madellon Weyr are suffering the consequences of a self-serving Weyrleader, an inexperienced Weyrwoman, and an ungrateful Pern. Shimpath, the sole queen, is soon to rise. T'kamen, bronze Epherineth's rider, is determined to win her. But the cut-throat politics of the Seventh Interval will turn on more than just a dragon's choice... Book 1 of the Dragonchoice trilogy.

Amortentia, the book calls the potion, and for the first time magic comes easily. Morfin is wrong. Papa is wrong. Merope can do magic and she can do exceptionally good magic.

You won't like this. It's a Regency-esque AU romance between original characters and a sequel to a fanfic, Bodyguard of Lies, that irritated almost everyone. Also, the chapters are too short and eventually it'll have this smut in a way that is wholly incidental to the plot and far too BDSMy for most people. COMPLETE.

The light was old and malevolent, having survived space and eternal night, burnt through atmosphere, packets of stepped energy, to be swallowed by Sirius' pupils, burning darker than the sky above him. And Snape walks with hunched shoulders and powerful strides.

The one with the lolly, the hallucinogen, the cigarettes, and the 'morning after'. A story in three parts. **Rated M for adult themes, and language. Lavender/Seamus, Dean/Lavender/Seamus, Lavender/Dean

The kitchen burglaries by the ScAvengers seemed innocent at first; a mere teenage prank. But then Severus and I realised they might have a far more sinister meaning. The fourth installment in the Minerva McGonagall, Spinster Detective series.

It's St Valentine's day. What surprises lie in store for Head Auror Potter and his family ?

This is really badly written for a bad fanfic contest please do not judge me, this is meant to be really bad (in the style of My Immortal bad) I'm REALLY REALLY SORRY for writing this!

This is a complete Harry Potter novel, set just after Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets - this in no way spoils the main official books and it fits in with their order. Plenty of magic and danger, as Harry encounters wizarding and non-wizarding London. Some readers have said it is like an extra book in the original series! It was written for my niece. My son loves it too.

Three renegade Blacks, Alphard, Andromeda, and Sirius, must find ways to mourn the loss of two family members.

A series of oneshots in the universe of 'The Rebel Snakes', exploring magic in other cultures and the the intersection of magic, Muggles and faith. Mostly Gold-centric, with frequent appearances by the trio, the Slytherins and various others. Features linguistically brilliant Harry, morally confused Malfoy, flirty Myrtle, social justice Hermione, chessmaster Ron and BAMF Neville.

In a nameless Caribbean port, an equally nameless 32-year-old spinster innkeeper recounts her recurring acquaintance with Captain Hector Barbossa beginning from the age of 14. Complete.

Before a raid, in the rain and dark, Bella gives in. Even though she told herself she wouldn't.

Dolores Umbridge finally gets a just punishment.

Who is Sally-Anne Perks? Canon tells us her name and infers she missed fifth year. Why did she leave and when? Did she get involved in the war? What did she do next? All these questions will be answered in just 11 short chapters. A collection of tales about my favourite character we know nothing about. The cover photo, is A Kiss Goodbye by M13U21S1919C3 used with permission.

Twelve years is a great deal left unsaid. "Lie low at Lupin's" is only the very beginning. (Part of a series with "Skellig, Azkaban, Albion, Éire" and "Cast Your Soul to the Sea," but also stands alone.)

Not just anyone was asked to join the First Order of the Phoenix, only the bold and the brave, the best witches and wizards of their age... They didn't all say yes. Ch 3: Kingsley Shacklebolt arrests James Potter...a lot.

In the year 1590, new threats have arisen against wizarding Britain. After a series of murders of magic-users at the hands of muggles, one witch, Judith Fairweather, must discover the cause of the attacks and the reason behind their success for the government of wizarding Britain - all while keeping her own hide intact. Collecting a generous fee would be an entirely welcome bonus.

Professor Snape attempts to create an antidote to the Imperius Curse against Dumbledore's express orders to the contrary, and discovers that the blood of a water-horse is a very dangerous Potions ingredient. Set during Book 2 and featuring Snape and McGonagall, plus cameos by Professor Dumbledore, Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter himself... Rated T for psychological horror/angst.

Because humans are fickle things —- connected and divided and peeling apart at the edges. And we, we were something. Weren't we? —- Sirius and Emmeline, one hundred times their lives intersect.

Just what did happen at the top of the Astronomy Tower on that fateful night? What went wrong... and who fooled whom? This story tells the events at the end of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from another point of view: Dumbledore's own.

If the adults in Harry Potter took responsibility seriously and Harry and co. had done as they were told, imagine the utter dullness that would ensue. Just a bit of fun. Warnings for OOC responsibility and not so much as even mild peril.

Will Harry always save the day? Who's behind the terrifying accidents threatening Hogwarts' heroes? Harry's misconceptions about Snape complicate solving this current day mystery and uncovering a Marauder era secret. Alternate 5th year: Sirius doesn't die, Cho isn't a wimp, Snape is mysterious and grand, modern technology rattles Hogwarts, not all Slytherins are bad.

Shadow comes home.

Antonin Dolohov hadn't always been a Death Eater. He once was a champion. He once had a family. He once had a wife. This is the story how he lost it all. Winner of the DLP July Politics Competition.

What really happened the night Ariana Dumbledore died? And what did it do to the relationship of two witches with a shared dream?

Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

It seems rather tragic, that he will never see how golden he truly is, will never see himself as anything but Black. Written for Cuban Sombrero Gal as part of the Reviews Lounge Ficathon!

You're not young enough anymore to believe that all you need is love. A MuggleMagic marriage in the second person.

Neville thinks his summer will be much like any other: working in his grandmother's garden and other lonely pursuits. After leaving Hogwarts many months before, Hannah Abbott believes she is trapped and isolated for good. They're both mistaken. PreTDH.

The Prisoner of Azkaban has escaped, returning to Hogsmeade for more than his godson. Sirius returns to reclaim the woman he left behind. [Follows the MWPP stories 'Semi Charmed Life' and 'A Charmed Life']

COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.

A vignette of young Sirius Black and his mother, as seen by some Muggle children who happen upon him on a summer's day.

A collection of shorts covering the school years of a group of Slytherin students at Hogwarts. Voldemort might not be their primary concern, but that doesn't guarantee carefree times in the powerplays of the House of the ambitious and cunning.

No. 12, Grimmauld Place, a few days before Christmas: Sirius Black receives a rather unexpected visit. It leaves him in a fierce struggle with the demons of his past and a tempting promise of a future – but one that will come at a high price.