Ummmm...how did you get here?!?!?! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY-

I'm just kidding. I'm Bloxanoid, and I write stories here (wow shocker). I can sometimes be a pretty busy guy, so you will occasionally find me on long hiatuses.

Currently, I am working on Nothing!

Hey guys! This account is no longer active! Feel free to check out my new account, SirBork, linked to here!

Here are some of my more recent works:

Splintered Bonds

In this tale, a ten-year-old fifth grader from an ordinary reality, Ben Sakura, finds a gravely injured Rockruff on the side of the road. After taking the injured Pokémon into his own care, he realizes that there's a lot more to being a Pokémon Trainer than meets the eye. Of course, that's not the only thing that he has to deal with...

THIS BOOK IS ON SPUR (priority varies, depends on inspiration and ideas and mood)

Sans, Sans, Sans

The story is an Adventure/Humor/Drama story where Sans is left behind by the rest of the gang when they leave to travel the rest of the world. After realizing being alone gets boring, he decides to invite himself over for a party.

THIS BOOK IS SEMI-HIATUS (medium priority, lack of time)

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Down to the Bone

Sans and Papyrus find themselves transformed into Pokémon having lost most of their memories. Sticking together, they decide to join a Pokémon exploration team in hopes of finding the truth. Unfortunately for them, they become tangled in a conflict much bigger than either of them could have imagined...and maybe bigger than even you could have imagined as well ;).

The images on which I base my perception of Sans and Papyrus can be found here.

Please know that in my story, Sans and Papyrus DO NOT retain 100% of their original personalities, although their core traits remain the same. Most notably, Sans is much more self-driven and confident and Papyrus is slightly less naive but a bit more reliant on Sans' power. Anyhow, they're pretty lucky that they kept at least this much of their memory. Let's leave it at that.

Sans' Current Moveset: Hidden Power(Psy)/Psychic, Bone Rush, Earthquake, Teleport
Papyrus' Current Moveset: Hidden Power(Psy)/Psychic, Bonearang, (unknown), (unknown)

Prophecy

Two Pokémon not from our world
Who share a bond no others hold
Shall tip the balance we hold so dear
And plunge the world into chaos and fear

Calamity attacks without a heart
It strikes our world just like a dart
To save this place from eternal gloom
Heroes must be sent to their ultimate doom

To cure the world of this terrible fate
The keys, the flute, the scale they must take
From the sky-high clouds to the caves underground
The heroes will face danger all around

When the three are brought to the Prophet of Truth
Peace will spread and return to it’s youth
But if nothing is done and nothing is quelled
This haven will transform to a permanent hell.

Team Green Roster
Leader: Faith (Pikachu[F])
Active/Traveling: Amber (Fennekin[F]), Cameron (Piplup[M]), Sans (Cubone[M]), Papyrus (Marowak[M])
On Standby: None for now...
Transport: Lapras[F]

Main OCs for this book (updated as of Chapter 14 of PMD: DttB):

Faith
Species: Pikachu
Gender: Female
Age: Around 18-21
Alliance: Green Team (Exploration Union)
Height: 1' 5"
Weight: 12 lbs
Likes: Positivity, the color green, adventure, acceptance, wall outlets, possibly ketchup, Papyrus' outlook
Hates: Cameron's attitude, the number 55, mangoes, heights, fear, confessing weaknesses, lack of order
Relationships:
Friends with: Amber, Sans, Papyrus
Friends with?: Cameron
Works for: Noctowl
Appearance: General Pikachu appearance, with the heart shaped tail due to gender. Wears a green bow and a green bandanna with an Exploration Union badge pinned on it.
Personality: Uppity, energetic, determined, optimistic, loyal, very social, over-confident, controlling
Known Moveset: Thunderbolt, Iron Tail, (unknown), (unknown)
Background: An extremely happy-go-lucky Pikachu who serves as the rookie Green Team of the Exploration, as well as Sans and Papyrus. Always the first to offer encouragement or any positive feedback, Faith can be the shining star amongst a pool of darkness, often isolating her from the rest of a group, not to mention set her up as a target. Typically arguing with her polar opposite, her friend Cameron, morale is high when she is around. Her peppy nature resulted in numerous rivalries with other teams in the Exploration Union. Despite these setbacks, she would never, ever leave her friends behind.
Quotes:
Motto: "Come on, let hope electrify you! You can't give up now!"
Quip 1: "You can do it! I believe in you!"
Quip 2: "Sometimes even in the darkest of times, you can find the spark, if you know what I mean."
When fighting: "Bring it! I'll take you on with all I got!"
When hurt: "Urk..."
When allies fall: "How could you...now you've asked for it."
When defeated: "But I'm not done yet..."
When interacting with Cameron: "Be more positive Cameron! Your attitude simply has to go."

Amber
Species: Fennekin
Gender: Female
Age: Around 18-21
Alliance: Green Team (Exploration Union)
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 20 lbs
Likes: Puns, straight fire, talking, victory, Pokéfashion
Hates: Haters, people who get in her way, being dirty, overused sarcasm, rejection
Relationships:
Friends with: Faith, Cameron, Sans, Papyrus
Appearance: Fresh, always looking her best. Wears her green bandanna with pride. Can occasionally be seen wearing glasses.
Personality: Social, talkative, opportunistic, flamboyant, feisty, defensive, reckless, rebellious
Known Moveset: Ember, Scratch, (unknown), (unknown)
Background: A fiery Fire-type who won't simmer down, Amber tends to get up in her enemies' and friends' faces alike, albeit for different reasons. She likes to hang out and socialize, as well as keep clean and keep up with the latest news, but if one gets on her bad side she will attempt to tear them apart limb by limb. A rookie punster and a showmeister, she will not disappoint whenever given an assignment. She also can act as a mediator, especially between Faith and Cameron, who constantly get into fights with each other. However, she's not always the one breaking it up...her and Faith can occasionally get into intense fights and arguments that sometimes result in physical injury.
Quotes:
Motto: "You call that hot? I can show you what how hot hot is."
Quip 1: "My closest friends believe in me, why won't you?"
Quip 2: "Don't think I didn't hear that. If you say that one more time you're getting clawed in the face."
When fighting: "You dare jest? I'll bring you the fire!"
When hurt: "Ouch...that one stung a bit. I'll get you back for that, don't you worry!"
When allies fall: "That's it, I'm done messing with you!"
When defeated: "Perhaps I rushed too much..."
When interacting with Sans: "Don't let the others break you down. You have a lot of potential."

Cameron
Species: Piplup
Gender: Male
Age: Around 18-21
Alliance: Green Team (Exploration Union)
Height: 1' 6"
Weight: 15 lbs
Likes: The quiet, realistic goals, bubble baths, snow, repair shops, sarcasm
Hates: Awkward moments, over-eager Pokémon, leeches, global warming, raves
Relationships:
Friends with: Amber, Sans, Papyrus
Friends with?: Faith
Appearance: Relatively introverted, not necessarily the most likely to talk to. Often hides his bandanna, slightly ashamed when in front of others.
Personality: Quiet, sharp, careful, pessimistic, doubtful, sarcastic
Known Moveset: Bubble Beam, Water Gun, (unknown), (unknown)
Background: The quiet one out of the three original members of Team Green, Cameron can be seen as the anchor to reality and the anchor that makes sure Faith doesn't fly off into the sky, never to be seen again. He joined the Exploration Union along with his friends in order to follow his dreams. He often butts in whenever he thinks someone is going a bit too far, and can be seen as quite a downer when in fact he just wants to make sure nobody gets hurt. However, whenever he needs to be tough, he can really unleash a powerful blast that can knock a foe right off their feet.
Quotes:
Motto: "Sometimes you can go too far; make sure to check in with reality once in a while."
Quip 1: "Heh, you agree with me? That's a first for this team."
Quip 2: "O-Oh...sorry, I'm not much of the social type."
When fighting: "I guess a typhoon has been ordered."
When hurt: "Jesus, I knew this was a bad idea."
When allies fall: "Hey, just because I can rag on my teammates doesn't me you can too!"
When defeated: "I...was...right..."
When interacting with Faith: "Hey, I'm not being a downer. I'm just offering a realistic outlook on this..."

And now...some great quotes from some spam reviews I've received. It includes the quote from the story plus the comment on the quote.

Heroes Alliance Book 2: Operation Poképower
Age: -There is no escape from destiny. :(

Multiverse Heroes
"I had a big breakfast." -Wow!

Manifesttale Book One: Rise of a New Hero
"hey kid, watch the stairs. i think they are up to something." -Jamie dropped his mobile, but a girl found it. :(

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Down to the Bone
If you ever have any ideas or constructive criticism for my story, please let me know. -Impossible.
I don't like puns, so if you don't want your FACE smashed, I'd shut it." -What a beautiful piece of literatur.
"hey paps, can you use that bone?" Papyrus lifted up the long bone he was holding and looked at Sans. -What is that?
"what?" -When the term "crusade" is used to refer to a noble quest, the groups who suffered from the original medieval crusades are not happy
"And?" -This website is all about the LGBT. O.o

Stay classy kiddos. Peace out!