Hi all of you who are reading this. I am going to list stuff that are important to me so yeah...

Also, I am honored if ANYONE puts me on their favorite authors list! Extremely honored! I never thought I would end up on one!

And lastly, if you'd like to contact me (about writing), contact me at "fanfictionmondmaedchen@". Thank you!

"Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."

"Feminism is the radical idea that women's safety is more important than men's feelings."

"My coach said I run like a girl. I said if he ran a little faster he could too."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I really love smashing patriarchy with you."

"Females are strong as hell."

"She wasn't looking for a knight. She was looking for a sword."

"What's a Queen without her King? Well, historically speaking, more powerful."

"I don't dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows."

"Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman."

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."

"There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise."

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: hiccupandtoothlessforever,samsamwww, SapphireWolf2002, Mondmaedchen,

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

MOO... I'm a fish

Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do

Love isn't about joy, its about endurance

Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

MY DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE.

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go!

HARRY POTTER OATH

I promise to remember Harry

Each time I see lightning

And I promise to remember Ron

When I see red hair that's blinding

I promise to obey school rules

For Hermione's sake of course

And I promise to remember Malfoy

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever I see an adoring fan

And I promise to remember Neville

When someone says no, but they say 'I can'

I promise to remember Luna

Whenever I see the moon

And I promise to remember Fred and George

When I see someone acting like a loon

I promise to remember Dumbledore

When I see someone with long, grey hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Tom Riddle

Whenever I am scared

And I promise to remember Hedwig

When someone says 'I have always cared'

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Potter fans know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession...

it's a way of life you know..

In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring,

In Rememberance to Sirius Black, who would die for his friends and was the coolest Godfather,

In Rememberance to James and Lily Potter, who died protecting their only son, Harry Potter

You say “Go to Hell” I say “Go kiss a Dementor”
You say football, I say quidditch
You say paparazzi, I say Rita Skeeter
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.”
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, “I’m going to kill you!”, I yell, “Avada Kedavra!”
You say, “Long live the queen.” I say, “Long live J.K. Rowling.”
You say, “My dog ate my homework.” I say, “Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!”
You say epic, I say Harry Potter
You say, “I’m telling!” I say, “Wait until my father hears about this.”
You say coke, I say butterbeer

Stupid Instructions:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

On baby stroller: “Remove child before folding.” (*Sigh* If I must …)

On a brass fishing lure with a three pronged hook on the end: “Harmful if swallowed.” (I wonder who got to test that out?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were on a sugur high when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Homophobia has to stop. Gays, Lesbians and Bisexuals are all humans just like us... they just have different love interests than some of us.

Pledge to the Heroes of Olympus Characters

I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something.

I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents.

I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away.

I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone.

I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up.

I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision.

I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be.

I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader.

I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy.

I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money.

I promise to remember Rick Riordan for making these awesome characters!

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and I needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Copy and Paste Stuff:

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here, and we can be from completely different countries? We're making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!:

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl (New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), Pachimew (U.S.A.!), Painting Politics and Poland (USA), Madam Natalya of Awesomeness (USA/U.K), australia831 (USA), PurpleLuna98 (USA), Roderica Edelstein (UK), ItsMyIceCream428 (Canada), Calistrophia (Canada), Mondmaedchen (USA/Austria/India),

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[ ]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[X]You're a good artist.
[X]You can be clumsy at times.
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(2/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[X]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[X]You work very hard.
[X ]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[X]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[X]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda) ((Fun fact, Kiku in Japanese means: Chrysanthemum.))

[X]You're very mature (When not around my anime and/or my friends)
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[X]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[X]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[X]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[X]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[X]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people.
[X] You don't like being touched.
(9/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[X]You love hamburgers.
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[X]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[X]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[X]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[X]You wear glasses.
(5/10)

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

[X]You like tea.
[X]You were quite tough as a kid.
[X]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[X]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[X]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[X]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[X]You're good at embroidery.
[ ] You have ginormous eyebrows.
(7/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[X]You're very affectionate.
[X]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[X]You love red roses.
[X]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[X]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginsky) ((This guy makes me want to punch him, but at the same time, hug him.))

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[X]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[X]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[X]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[X]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[X]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[X]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[ ]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[X]You work hard.
[X]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets .
(4/10)

Minor Characters

Austria (Roderich Edelstein) ((I love him sooooo much!))

[X]You are very well-raised.
[X]You're polite.
[X]You love classical music.
[X]You like cake.
[X]You have a mole on your face.
[X]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[X]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[X]You've composed music before.
[X]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)
[X]You wear glasses.
(10/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[X]You're often ignored by people.
[X]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[ ]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[X]You feel under-appreciated.
[X]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(4/10)

Cuba (Cruz Machado) ((I ship him with Canada so hard it's not even funny.))

[ ]You smoke.
[X]You're very physically strong.
[X]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[X]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[X]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[X]You don't let people get a word in edgewise. ((My dad says my favorite thing is to hear my own voice))
(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[X]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[X]You used to be a very tough kid.
[ ]You're very reliable.
[X]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[X]You're very faithful.
[X]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[X]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[X]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[X]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(8/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[X]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[X]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ]You're not very confident.
[X]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(3/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[X]You're quite hyperactive.
[ ]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers.
[X]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[X]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[X]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[X]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(5/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

[X]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[X]You're very loyal.
[X]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[X]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[ ]You want to become stronger.
(4/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) ((FREAKING LOVE CHURROS BRO))

[X]You are clueless about things around you.
[X]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[X]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[X]You love churros.
[X]You help people in crisis.
[X]You are quite random.
[X]Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(7/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas) ((Lovino isn't actually a real name, Romano would actually work best...))

[X]You tend to overreact a lot.
[X]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[X]You curse a lot.
[X]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[X]You are lazy like hell.
[X]You love tomatoes a lot.
[X]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[X]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(8/10)

I'm Austria. *is happy*

You're obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. (Ohonhonhonhon)
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

COPY AND PASTE AND BOLD THE ONES THAT YOU ARE

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be conceited and have to look good.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 ((Half Indian counts as Asian...right?))

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I don't CUSS, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK BUT DON'T SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I RIDE horses, so I MUST be a disgusting SLOB.

I'm SHORT, so I MUST be a weak midget.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I've NEVER GOTTEN MY FIRST KISS, so I must be a LOSER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

Favorite Quotes From Stories, Movies, Books, and Life.

"I know my ideas are best because otherwise I would kill them!" -Russia (Hetalia, Paint it White)

"Friends? Ja, this could work...we don't have to kiss, do we?" -Germany (Hetalia, Axis Powers)

"What the crapola happened here?!" -Romano South Italy (Hetalia, Paint it White)

"I once killed a man in his own sleep using a mustache and a grape." -Germany (Hetalia, Axis Powers)

"'A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers.' That sounds fascinating." -Ron (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

"Sometimes I like to ride the goat while I swab the deck! And that's not an euphemism for anything!" -Sealand (Hetalia, Axis Powers)

"I'm right here, sunshine!" -Leo Valdez (Heroes of Olympus)

"This is the Going-Home-Club, where the curriculum is not to go to meetings, and stay at home!" -Switzerland (Hetalia, Beautiful World)

"Even going home is too much of a hassle!" -Romano South Italy (Hetalia, Beautiful World)

"Don't take any wild animals, no matter if they're cute or not! And if you do, take two because they deserve to have friends." -Switzerland (Hetalia, Axis Powers)

"I worry about what you eat in your country." -Austria to England (Hetalia, World Series)

"No thanks. Tired. And the world is stupid." -China (Hetalia, World Series)

"I heard you, I just forgot to listen." -Poland (Hetalia, World Series)

"This is great. We'll die of Type 2 Diabetes before we ever starve to death!" -China (Hetalia, World Series)

"Ba...se...ball?" -Japan (Hetalia, World Series)

"It's some kind of game. You need a stick, a ball, and steroids." -Osaka (Hetalia, World Series)

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

2/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

9/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

7/10 AAAGH I MIGHT BE AN ARES KID!!!!

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is "It’s never a party without me."
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition. ((HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!))
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10