Hey Fanfiction people!

I'd like to welcome you all to my profile and to my twisted world of writing! I live in my own little world and I like it there, it's comfortable and I can be my perverted self and attempt to express myself in the form of writing. I keep all my writing here so the further you scroll down, the worse it gets! though I do have many things I've written that I'm very proud of.

It's 2019 now and I'm kind of getting back into writing! I've been gone from writing for awhile so we'll see if we can pick up where we left off! I haven't written anything in well over a year but when you're a writer you go through that and you come back better than ever! we'll see how that works out.

Thanks to this amazing fandom I'll be meeting my Best Friend that I met on here in real life on May 21st 2019 where she'll be living with me for two months! I haven't been this excited about anything in a long time!

Harry Potter has also become a recent 'Hobby' of mine. I've been enjoying the books and movies a little too much. I'm also a Slytherin and I'm super proud of that even though it's probably not much of a compliment. Anyway, if you look at the people on my list below you will see that my friends are listed below and you can check their work out too.

1. LittleMissyGalPal (My Best friend and partner in crime!)
2. Applauze
3. DeliriousDisposition
4. RedEyedWarrior

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If you're looking for some good reads, check out the links below:

Turns out they're not so famous by Me

Total Drama: Heroes Vs. Villains that was written by myself, RedEyedWarrior and Knifez

Take 2: Back in Action! that was written by Knifez and he does really well writing the characters and you'll love it, so just go and read it! You know you want to!

Despair Island that was written by Knifez and is an amazing piece of work.

The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus

Unsuitable Suitors and My Big Fat Creepy Roommate by RedEyedWarrior

I have things that I'm not really a fan of and I won't read so I would appreciate it if people would stop asking me to do those things. If you ask me for constructive criticism then I'll give you some and will try to read your work. If I like your story I will be sure to check it out and tell my friends if I like it. So, I'd like to take this time to tell you certain things that I won't read.

OC fics: I don't like them at all. Nobody wants to read your OC fics! I will not read those at all. I believe that people should write about the actual characters. I don't come on this site to read about a character that someone is basing off themselves that they have dating Duncan, Alejandro, Noah, Courtney or anyone. I'm sorry OC writers but do you really expect to get reviews on your own personal love story?

SYOC: I can't stand those. I tried one a long time ago. The second someone gets their character voted out, they stop reading it. I find those almost as pointless as an OC fic.

Voting stories: I don't like stories where people want me to vote! I don't like when people message me asking me to vote for something that I don't know anything about. I don't usually do those types of stories.

Messaging: Please don't send me multiple messages asking me to review your story if I don't know you that well. If you send me one that's fine, but I don't like when people message me begging, if you want to be a good writer be confident and messaging everyone under the sun makes you look desperate and that alone is a a turn off for me in a writer. I will suggest you to my friends if I like it, but please don't beg for reviews.

Total Drama Couples I like:

Chris/Courtney

Alejandro/Heather

Duncan/Courtney

Gwen/Trent

Duncan/Zoey

Mal/Duncan

Total Drama Couples I dislike:

Justin/Heather

Scott/Courtney

Alejandro/Courtney

Chris/Chef

Gwen/Duncan

Noah/Izzy

Owen/Izzy

Teen Titan Couples I don't like:

Robin/Starfire (In fact, I dislike Starfire as a character)

Teen Titan Couples I like:

Raven/Slade

Raven/Red-X

Raven/Robin

Raven/Beastboy

Kid Flash/Jinx

Codename Kids next Door Couples:

Nigel/Abby

Father/Rachel (It's an inside joke! Yes, I've written things for it but nothing sexual!)

Fanny/Hoagie

Cree/Chad

My Profile is loaded with pointless stuff so If I have 0 for a Character I'm not even keeping them on my profile. Same for Zeke, I'm pale like him and that's it. Now that you know that, I get to remove his thing from my profile.

Beth:

(X)You are a wannabe at sometimes (I've done it a few times! Who didn't?)
(X)You have a best friend
( ) You wear/used to wear braces
( ) Singing is one of your hobbies
( ) You easily fall for the eye candy
( ) One of your favorites colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
Total: 2 (That's not horrible!)

Bridgette:

( )You surf
( )You're a vegetarian
( )You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(X)Animal Cruelty is wrong to you (I love Animals!)
( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You get along with everybody
( ) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 1 (Doesn't surprise me! I think I'm a combo of Heather and Courtney!)

Cody:

(X) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
( ) You are a quick healer
(X) You easily get sun burn
( ) You have a gap between your front teeth
( ) A poor diet scares you
( ) You play the keyboard
(X) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 3 (This doesn't surprise me)

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT
(X) You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily (yup)
(x) Everything is important to you
( ) You are/were on the Student Council
(X) Everything turns out wrong for you
(x) You fall for the delinquents/criminals (Every guy I dated!)
(x) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 6 (Yep! I'm a Courtney...Oh well her and Heather are two of my favorites!)

DJ

(X) You love animals (totally!)
( ) Everybody loves you
(X) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
() You are happy most of the time
( ) You never get mad
( ) You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 2

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a mohawk
( ) You've been to jail/prison
(X)You love skulls and crossbones
( ) You have piercings
(X) Green is one of your favorite colors (Dark Green!)
(X) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
(X) You pick on dorks (Only sometimes!)
(X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 5 (I guess I'm kinda an asshole? But hey! Duncan has a heart too!)

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You've been through anger management
(X) You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
(X) Happiness is not your forte (I'm more sarcastic!)
(X) You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
Count: 3 (Being Sarcastic is more my forte!)

Gwen:

( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights (I dye my hair weird colors though!)
( ) You wear blue lipstick
(x) You wear fishnets and black
(x) You make the first move
(x)Preppy things piss you off
(x) Annoying things irk you up
Count: 4

Harold:

(X) You can be a pervert at some times (All the time!)
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(X) You're a dork (and proud of it bitches!)
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(X) You read comics
( ) You breathe loud
(X) You get picked on most of the time (In High school, Yes!)
( ) You save chewed gum
Count: 4 (Should I be insulted?)

Heather

( )You're the Queen Bee
(X) You are/were a cheerleader (ashamed to say so)
(X) You often lie about being nice sometimes (only to people who deserve it...)
(X) You often get embarrassed
( ) Weird people make you mad
( ) You break couples up
( ) You often call people "losers"
( ) You are never trusted
Count: 3 (I'm surprised...)

E-Scope/Izzy/Explosivo

(X) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
(X) You're a redhead (Dyed a Purpleish Red!)
( ) Fire is your addiction
(X) You love acting silly (hehehe)
( ) You run a lot
( ) You want to be called by your nickname
( ) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 3

Justin:

(X) You're the eye candy
(X)People often stare at you
( ) People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
( ) You're gorgeous
Count: 2 (Not that bad)

Katie

(X) You have a BFFFL (she's awesome!)
() You have big hips, but skinny body
(X) You're pretty
() You're often sweet
() You blush easily
( ) You wear pigtails
(X) You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 3

LeShawna:

( ) You're the ghetto girl
( ) You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
( ) You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 2

Lindsay:

( ) You're dumb
(x) You are/were a Blonde
( ) You take Gymnastics
(X) Your boobs are big
( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
( ) You fall for the jocks
(X) Your eyes are blue
(X) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 4

Noah:

(X) You are a bookworm
( ) Your IQ is off the charts/high
( ) You're in Honors classes
(X) Sports aren't your forte (totally not)
(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (ALWAYS!)
(X) You're quiet
( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
(X) You don't like parties
Count: 5 (YESSSS!!!)

Sadie

(X) You have a BFFFL
( ) You're chubby
( ) You cry without your best friend
(x) You accidentally do things wrong
( ) You do everything with your best friend
(X ) You easily cry
() You love to squeal
( )You often do things wrong
Count: 3

Sierra

( ) You're a stalker
(X) You dye your hair (I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NATURAL COLOR LOL)
(X) You're obsessively in love (Been there and done that!)
(X) You're a huge fan
( ) You have stalker parent(s)
(X) You've been unfairly out of a game
( ) You wear your hair in a braid
Count: 4 (This scares me a bit!)

Trent:

( ) You play/played the guitar
( ) You often wear green
(X) You've been heartbroken (Yep)
( ) Your favorite number is 9
(X) You care for the people you love (of course!)
( ) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes (who doesn't?)
() You easily fall in love
Count: 3

Tyler:

(X) You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
( ) You wear a head bandanna
( ) You wear sweat clothes
() You're tall
( ) You have brown hair and brown eyes
( ) You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Count: 1 (phew!)

List your twelve favorite Total Drama characters in no particular order

1.Alejandro

2.Chris

3.Noah

4.Courtney

5.Heather

6.Duncan

7.Cody

8.Dawn

9.Trent

10.Scott

11. Sadie

12. Bridgette

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Duncan and Sadie, Yep I write them together sometimes.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Courtney is pretty, but I'm into guys.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Bridgette got Dawn pregnant, Geoff would be mad and it would be some weird Sci-Fi fic. Both of them would be good mothers though.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Anything that Redeyedwarrior writes. Crazy Trent is the best!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Chris/Duncan. Uh, I don't think so...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither, Heather wouldn't like Trent or Scott. =/

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Cody walked in on Bridgette and Chris he would inform Geoff and the police. He would also wish it was him having sex with Bridgette.

8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Alejandro and Cody are in a happy relationship until Cody runs off with Courtney. Alejandro, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Sadie and a brief unhappy affair with Bridgette, then follows the wise advice of Heather and finds true love with Noah.

What title would you give this fic?

The sexually confused adventures of Alejandro.

9. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

6. I'd spend a night with Duncan.

10. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Noah ignores them.

11. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

So, Scott and Chris are getting married and don't invite Dawn? She would think it weird anyway.

12. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Noah wouldn't do well.

13. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

I assume Cody can cook, I'd eat it.

14. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Heather would yell at Dawn.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Scott would scream "Yee-Haw!" no real reason why, I would find it hilarious if he did.

You know that list of stereotypes thing that's in everyone's profile? I'm just going to put in bold which ones are me because I don't want such a long ass profile and this is one way to shorten it. The following things describe me:

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist