Mothering her fiancé's children was her greatest desire, but now she was single again. Yearning to experience the joy of motherhood, the heartbroken woman decided to take an experimental lactation-inducing pill. Little did she know, this would lead to not only her, but also her surrogate sister falling in love with the same man. Naruto x Kurenai Yūhi x Anko Mitarashi. *One-shot*

The first time she caught her husband cheating on her was the first time he robbed her of her innocence and lacerated her fragile heart. Ever since then he's been making a mockery of their sacred wedding vows. Ever since then she's been a shell of her former self. But it's as they say: new beginnings are often disguised as painful endings. Naruto x Hera. *One-shot*

The life of a heroine isn't as fun as they make it out to be. She was much happier as a stay-at-home mom and housewife. But now there's a new threat looming over the world and she's the only person who can stop it. Every time she thought she was out, they pull her back in. Only this time she would not be returning home a loyal wife. Naruto x Helen Parr (Elastigirl). *One-shot*

Fooling around with Bulma Briefs behind the Saiyan Prince's back was naughty. Breeding her and then sending her oblivious husband off on a one-way journey into outer space, however, was an entirely different story. Needless to say, he was having the time of his life. Then one day his pregnant lover requested him to reel in another MILF. Naruto x Bulma x Chi-Chi x Panchy. *One-shot*

She was notorious for being ornery and for asserting herself. Opposites attract and that's why she was drawn to her meek husband back in the day. Unfortunately, their son had inherited her bad traits and he refused to listen to reason. One day, he broke their neighbor's window. She left home to pay the man a visit, only to return an adulteress. Naruto x Mitsuki Bakugo. *One-shot*

When he returned to Konoha from his training trip, it wasn't to reunite with his friends or to eat ramen — it was to bed MILFs. Unfortunately, the woman he had in mind wasn't available. He then had an epiphany that this was a blessing in disguise because in the village there lived the laziest husband known to mankind and an equally frustrated wife. Naruto x Yoshino Nara. *One-shot*

Sharing his love for food was why she initially fell for Chōza Akamichi. But for a while now she's been yearning to lose some weight. Running into the returning whiskered jinchūriki, she was astounded with his body transformation. But when he offered to help her get fit, she had no idea that the price she would have to pay would be infidelity. Naruto x Mrs. Akamichi. *One-shot*

Jiraiya was a super pervert among perverts, but he was more than just a teacher to Naruto. He was his mentor, his comrade, his biggest supporter, and the father he never had. Deciding to honor his late teacher's memory, the blond set out to lay claim on the one woman who has forever been out of the sage's reach, the woman he was also in love with. Naruto x Tsunade Senju. *One-shot*

They had approached him back when he was dating his ex-girlfriend, but he denied their desperate plea to rejoin their ranks. Now his monk past has come back to haunt him once again. But instead of sending those who used to bully him like last time, his former temple decided to up the ante by enlisting the services of a blond-haired third party. Naruto x Android 18. *One-shot*

On his way back to the past after defeating Cell, Future Trunks runs into a critical problem with his time machine and ends up picking up a blond-haired hitchhiker. They say that time travel is as expensive as it is dangerous. This one act of kindness will prove apocalyptic as this man will bring about the destruction of his parent's marriage. Naruto x Bulma Briefs. *One-shot*

Not only was she his first love, she was also his greatest love – his goddess. Unfortunately, she was married to a man he holds dear, so he was forced to reign in these dark desires. Power corrupts, and there's nothing more corrupting than power exercised in secret. But one revelation will result in the unleashing of this power. Naruto x Kushina. Uzumakicest. *One-shot*

She was his first role model, his first friend, his first love. She nursed him, raised him, taught him how to love. When he looks at her, he's looking at the purest love he's ever known. After all, a mother's love knows no boundaries, knows no reason as it is given unconditionally, knows no season as it transcends forever through eternity. Naruto x Kushina. Uzumakicest. *One-shot*

People go to fortune tellers to have their fortunes told. What they don't do is go to one to seek aid in fulfilling their dream of becoming harem king. Going beyond his job description to act as a miracle worker comes at a price, and this blond-haired fortune teller plans on getting his money's worth from his client's beautiful, virgin Buchou. Naruto x Rias Gremory. *One-shot*

Trihexa was a legend for being able to go toe-to-toe with the Biblical God. What happened to him after the war was vaguely documented in textbooks and the location of his resting place was safe from prying eyes...until now. A little hocus-pocus from an excitable Levia-tan, and now the Apocalyptic Beast is free to walk the earth once again. Naruto x Venelana Gremory. *One-shot*

She was the devoted wife of Son Goku, a former martial artist, and a woman renowned for her ability to keep her hyperactive husband in line. Their marriage was so solid that she remained faithful to him even after his death, knowing that he would one day come back to her. Seven years later, in walked her greatest obstacle – her son's best friend. Naruto x Chi-Chi. *One-shot*

Children fear the boogeyman, but men fear an even scarier monster. The legend says you should hide your wife and especially your mother because by leaving them alone, you're offering them to The Blond Mother Lover. This is Uzumakicest with graphic smut and somewhat of a plot. Count your ABC's because Naruto puts the "N" in "Netorare". Main pairing: Naruto/Kushina & Naruto/Mikoto