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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Harry Potter.

I'm really far too lazy to write a proper profile here. The only two things you need to know about me are that I am...

1. Impossibly Lazy
2. Incredibly Gay

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Teaching History (is Old News) by You Light The Sky reviews
In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,259 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] Albus D.
Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy reviews
[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,101 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Bunnies, Flowers, Fire, and Ice by LemonyZest reviews
Izuku always dreamed of becoming a great hero even without a quirk, and with help from All Might she just might succeed. Now if only she could figure out what's going on with her soulmarks... Fem!Deku SoulmateAU UNDER CONSTRUCTION
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Katsuki B., Shouto T.
For Want of Izuku's Toe Joint by Raeigh reviews
Since he only had one joint in his pinky toe, the doctor explained, there was a very high chance his quirk would manifest eventually. Years passed without any sign of it though, leaving Izuku to wonder if he could become a hero even without a quirk. Nevertheless, Izuku does have a subtle, but extremely powerful ability - the kind that could make him the greatest hero of all time.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,719 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Izuku M., Katsuki B.] Toshinori Y./All Might
Blurring Reality by Terrific Lunacy reviews
Tom Riddle, top student of the prestigious Hogwarts School for Dance. Albus Dumbledore, searching for the hero in his famous end of year performance by holding open auditions. Harry Potter, attending said auditions only to listen to the live music for free. Severus Snape, dance instructor, tolerating nothing but perfection. The line between imagination and reality, a fickle thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,587 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort, Severus S.
Chasing The Careless Traveller by Arliene reviews
Albus Dumbledore was too late. Someone else managed to defeat Gellert, leaving chaos and too many questions behind. Tom Riddle, who recently graduated from Hogwarts, was fully committed to become the greatest Dark Lord of all time, chasing immortality and surpassing Grindelwald's legacy. It's too bad that Unspeakable Harry Potter had something to say about that. HP/TR. Time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,664 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Let's start the show by Terrific Lunacy reviews
[AU!] It started as a game. When two highborn lords come looking for a distraction from boredom, they merge the worlds of the highest class with those of the lowest class. An invitation sets things in motion that were supposed to stay locked away. Because a kingdom on the verge of collapse, a noble without a past and a circus performer with a secret are not a good combination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,974 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Framed & Fractured by Antediluvian Poet reviews
Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Nocturne by flyingcrane reviews
Yuuri can't fix Victor without breaking himself too. Mafia!AU
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 12/11/2016 - [Yuuri K., Viktor N.] Yuri P., Christophe G.
Warped Love by xXPandaLawlsXx reviews
Yuuri Katsuki has been kidnapped and sold to a Lord named Viktor Nikiforov who already seems to have a beautiful blond omega at his side. Yuri Plisetsky doesn't know what to do or how to treat the new omega that Viktor wants to mate.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Yuuri K., Viktor N., Yuri P.
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 190,997 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
A Beast's Virtue by Arliene reviews
Schooled at Durmstrang, forced into political upheaval, pursued by dark and light wizards alike, Harry Potter becomes a leader and icon for his entire generation, thus turning the Dark Lord's attention to him. HP/LV. Politician Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,564 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
I Will Always Come Back To You by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tom had a friend when he was little. His friend taught him that he was special because of what he could do and that people who hated him, were beneath him. When an accident occurs, Tom's friend promises that he'll never truly be gone. Hadrian always comes back to Tom, in the forms of Haraldr, Harish, and finally, Harry. Magic grants wishes. A/N:Reincarnation. SLASH. TMR/Harry/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,652 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort, OC]
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,747 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 4,015 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
Amateurs In Wooing by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Voldy and Harry decide to woo each other. But the other would never accept them for who they are. Right? They need pseudonyms! Problem. Both are getting letters from unknowns trying to woo them. Problem. They fall for these unknowns. Until finally, both learn that the one who wooed them, is actually the one they were trying to woo. A/N: Voldy woos Harry and Harry woos Voldy. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,331 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
A Shade of Riddle, Colour Unclear by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was going to kill his flatmate for becoming ill. Why did he have to go and interview some rich git? Because he was a good friend. That time Draco was ill was also the time that Harry's life changed. For better or worse was yet to be decided. But Tom Riddle's incessant need for control was kind of creepy and Harry wasn't sure they'd mesh very well. A/N: Tomarry/SLASH/AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,548 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Morning Star by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,119 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 5,634 - Follows: 5,981 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lucifer, Gabriel
Dancing with Deceit by The Fictionist reviews
AU. In the wake of Grindelwald's defeat, a new Dark Lord is rising to power in England. New-Auror Harry Potter is on the case - but with growing links to a mysterious figure from his past, things are anything but simple. You get those stories where Tom Riddle grows up with Harry Potter, transforms for the good, and Voldemort never exists. This is not one of those stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,275 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
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Money Can't Buy My Love reviews
Harry Potter is piss-poor, living in a shabby apartment while attending university. All is generally as good as it can get for him, until one day, Tom comes and tells him his apartment building will be torn down. With no where else to go, Tom offers Harry a place to stay. The catch? Harry must pay for his lodgings "by tending to [Tom's] every need." AU, Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Off My Radar reviews
Harry is convinced that Tom Riddle is good. Then the confession comes. And after, everything is thrown into disarray. AU, Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.]
Harry Enchanted reviews
Harry is given the Imperius Curse as a baby by the then Dark Lord Voldemort. Anything anyone orders him to do, he must obey. What happens when Prince Tom Riddle finds out about Harry's curse? AU, inspired by Ella Enchanted, Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.]
Without A Trace reviews
Harry and Tom lived happily together until Tom suddenly disappeared without a trace. Five years later, Tom returns. And Harry gives him a far-from-warm welcoming. AU, one-shot, Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Captive reviews
"How does it feel to be at another's mercy, Harry?" Tom asked, smirking smugly at the teen. "How does it feel to know that there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me?" AU, one-shot, Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Molest Me Some Naruto reviews
What is Sasuke-kun's greatest goal? Molesting Molestable Naruto! Sasuke/Naruto, one-shot, revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bite Me, Baby! reviews
Oh Mah Gawd! Hibari's a vampire, and he's out for Tsuna's blood! Watch out, Tsuna! Hibari's coming to give you a good sucking! One-shot, Hibari/Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Oh So Itchy! reviews
When Naruto can't stop scratching his rashes, it's up to Sasuke to get him to stop, using rather persuasive methods. One-shot, Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete