Hello. I am The Urple Doom Squirrel. My goals in life are to rain destruction upon the world and to spread the love of slash everywhere! I also like banana popsicles and lasanga. I update here approximately... whenever I get around to it. If you want to see my work more regularly, the majority of my writing goes on my Livejournal. Feel free to stalk me there, if you don't mind that I switch fandoms all the time and write things that are really short. I used to be an FMA nerd, but these days I'll write a drabble or two for anything that catches my attention. (Yes, anything. Who knows, I could write a War and Peace fanfic one of these days)

I am currently co-writing a fic with the wonderfully talented Stella Wind, which you should all go read because between the two of us we write pretty damn well. (I blame it on her and she blames it on me, we don't know who is responsible). It's Yugioh, and while that's not technically one of my fandoms, it has vicious plotbunnies and Egyptian mythology just pwns.

... We suspect there will be a second co-writing project soon. It will go on her account, too, since she has the faithful fans and I'm just a hack who writes one-shots unless somebody's prodding me to keep going.